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-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Aug 1 @ 11:18 AM ET
Nurps was bed side in a Bassinet for 3 months before being promptly moved to her own room.
- Cape Breton Bruins



friend of mine did the cosleep which ended in husband leaving, she still "cosleeps" with him... he's 13

i'm pretty (frank)ing disturbed
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Aug 1 @ 11:24 AM ET
friend of mine did the cosleep which ended in husband leaving, she still "cosleeps" with him... he's 13

i'm pretty (frank)ing disturbed

- -davies-

-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Aug 1 @ 11:30 AM ET

- Cape Breton Bruins



seriously
i wonder if it has repressed his sexual development, he seems very childlike. at 13 shouldn't he be getting boners all night long?
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 1 @ 11:30 AM ET
seriously
i wonder if it has repressed his sexual development, he seems very childlike. at 13 shouldn't he be getting boners all night long?

- -davies-


all day long
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 1 @ 11:32 AM ET
chicken nugget day at school; boner
getting a haircut; boner
hot girl bumps into you by accident; boner
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Aug 1 @ 11:34 AM ET
seriously
i wonder if it has repressed his sexual development, he seems very childlike. at 13 shouldn't he be getting boners all night long?

- -davies-

yeah it's pretty much Boner central for 5 years starting at age 12
stormey
Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
Joined: 10.13.2005

Aug 1 @ 11:51 AM ET
seriously
i wonder if it has repressed his sexual development, he seems very childlike. at 13 shouldn't he be getting boners all night long?

- -davies-

Maybe she's not that hot.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 11:59 AM ET
t-rex the meat eater just stopped by and i realized that it would have helped if i explained his freakish delivery. picture a slow moving man who always whispers telling you that he used to eat raw meat in the hushed voice of jimmy durante.

i probably should have been more afraid.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:01 PM ET
t-rex the meat eater just stopped by and i realized that it would have helped if i explained his freakish delivery. picture a slow moving man who always whispers telling you that he used to eat raw meat in the hushed voice of jimmy durante.

i probably should have been more afraid.

- kicksave856



Radia put my order in the oven at 11:57am
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 1 @ 12:03 PM ET
Radia put my order in the oven at 11:57am
- dt99999


A female radio?
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Aug 1 @ 12:05 PM ET
i'm starting to picture your workplace like a scene out of fargo
- -davies-


I'm not sure if I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:06 PM ET
A female radio?
- Streit2ThePoint

I can only assume.


she's double-checking my order for perfection now.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Aug 1 @ 12:07 PM ET
Maybe she's not that hot.
- stormey

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 12:10 PM ET
Radia put my order in the oven at 11:57am
- dt99999

i hope it's the best pizza of your life.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:11 PM ET
i hope it's the best pizza of your life.
- kicksave856


I will not eat it.


I have two (2) leftover chicken drumsticks, one (1) boiled potato and twelve (12) cherry tomatoes with my name on 'em in the fridge.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 12:12 PM ET
I will not eat it.


I have two (2) leftover chicken drumsticks, one (1) boiled potato and twelve (12) cherry tomatoes with my name on 'em in the fridge.

- dt99999

i hope it's the best pizza the boys have ever had.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 1 @ 12:13 PM ET
i hope it's the best pizza of your life.
- kicksave856


Another turning point, a pizza cutter stuck in the crust
Time grabs you by the dough, directs you where to cut
So make the best of this yeast, and don't ask why
It's not a question, put pepperoni and a touch of thyme
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you have the best pizza of your life
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:13 PM ET
i hope it's the best pizza the boys have ever had.
- kicksave856


I dunno man... I wasn't planning on a buddy from the park joining in and certainly not on a 400 lb buddy from the park joining in.

he might be disappointed.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:20 PM ET
nice. Peter never gets lost on the way here.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:20 PM ET
nice. Peter never gets lost on the way here.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 1 @ 12:22 PM ET
did everyone understand that last part?


Peter never gets lost.



just makin' sure
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 12:23 PM ET
Another turning point, a pizza cutter stuck in the crust
Time grabs you by the dough, directs you where to cut
So make the best of this yeast, and don't ask why
It's not a question, put pepperoni and a touch of thyme
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you have the best pizza of your life

- Streit2ThePoint

took me two lines to realize this was green day and not the friends theme.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 1 @ 12:24 PM ET
I dunno man... I wasn't planning on a buddy from the park joining in and certainly not on a 400 lb buddy from the park joining in.

he might be disappointed.

- dt99999

i don't think i understand what's going on up there in canada today.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Aug 1 @ 12:24 PM ET
took me two lines to realize this was green day and not the friends theme.
- kicksave856


lol
stormey
Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
Joined: 10.13.2005

Aug 1 @ 2:06 PM ET

- BINGO!

Thanks buddy.

Kind of the opposite of the old "What's the leading cause of child molestation?" joke.
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