_nay_ will be the one yelling halaaaak during the ceremony
- dt99999

nice

I mean...
- hunglikeapuck

Oh!!!!!

Waiting for work to end
- shvingter88

When I was a kid I wanted a set of lock picks, thought they were so cool. I still do.

I guess I could have just typed 'lock picks are cool'

Who are your picks this week
- habs12

Ducks, Habs, Habs, Habs, Hawks, Colts.

No poop, only a couple of hours left.

After olympic wieghlifting class, crossfit class and ball hockey
- Fredobface

I played puck yesterday for the first time in 3 years. I'm (frank)ing dead.

When I was a kid I wanted a set of lock picks, thought they were so cool. I still do.

I guess I could have just typed 'lock picks are cool'
- hunglikeapuck

You missed your dream of becoming a locksmith

I played puck yesterday for the first time in 3 years. I'm (frank)ing dead.
- shvingter88

I'm a terrible skater.

I'm a terrible skater.
- Fredobface

wanna be my assistant coach?

I'm a terrible skater.
- Fredobface

It's ok as long as you try

You missed your dream of becoming a locksmith
- shvingter88

No I didn't. Never wanted to be a locksmith.
Murdering people in their sleep was my angle.

wanna be my assistant coach?
- dt99999

Any hot moms?

Any hot moms?
- Fredobface

a couple of genuinely hot ones and a couple that are hot just because they're hockey moms.

some really nasty ones too but whatever.

No I didn't. Never wanted to be a locksmith.
Murdering people in their sleep was my angle.
- hunglikeapuck

So did you miss that calling?

No I didn't. Never wanted to be a locksmith.
Murdering people in their sleep was my angle.
- hunglikeapuck

Holy.

a couple of genuinely hot ones and a couple that are hot just because they're hockey moms.

some really nasty ones too but whatever.
- dt99999

Alright I can be your physical prepration coach.

Alright I can be your physical prepration coach.
- Fredobface

nice thanks.

meet me at the rink every Saturday and Sunday at 6:15 AM

No I didn't. Never wanted to be a locksmith.
Murdering people in their sleep was my angle.
- hunglikeapuck

You know if you target the homeless you don't even need to pick locks and the police won't look that hard.

nice thanks.

meet me at the rink every Saturday and Sunday at 6:15 AM
- dt99999

lol

nice thanks.

meet me at the rink every Saturday and Sunday at 6:15 PM
- dt99999

Sure

So did you miss that calling?
- shvingter88

Yes. Bought the ski mask and a plastic bottle to pee in while I waited in bushes but couldn't go through with it.

You know if you target the homeless you don't even need to pick locks and the police won't look that hard.
- Fredobface

They stink.

Holy.
- pete26

I didn't go through with it so all's well that ends well.

I didn't go through with it so all's well that ends well.
- hunglikeapuck

Not necessarily. How far did the plan go exactly?

Yes. Bought the ski mask and a plastic bottle to pee in while I waited in bushes but couldn't go through with it.
- hunglikeapuck

Maybe one day

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