id say phil brings back the best return

but JVR next best.
- Lucas Neilson

Kessel definitely brings in a better return. they're the exact same type of player, Kessel is just better.

Trick question! Lupul doesn't eat sandwiches. South Beach Diet. Bread is the devil.
- 1979AD

okay you got me

wraps then

id say phil brings back the best return

but JVR next best.
- Lucas Neilson

JVR is pooping the bed as well. He's getting a pass on his defensive play, but I'm not sure why.

He should get a good return though.

okay you got me

wraps then
- Dozzer

Lettuce wraps just to clarify?

Lettuce wraps just to clarify?
- Woderwick

rice paper wraps

id say phil brings back the best return

but JVR next best.
- Lucas Neilson

Phil is the better player but his NTC and contract make it prohibitive.

JVR has one an excellent contract with no trade restrictions. The 29 other teams want JVR. Could you imagine the return at the deadline. I'm talking A+ prospect and a 1st... easily.

That could be it. Or it could be that he shares a defining characteristic with Carlylye: a giant fat head. Oddly enough Spott also has a giant fat head. I think it's time to bring in a thinner-faced coaching staff.


- 1979AD

He looks like Kazoo

Oooo...nice. Gifted. tee hee.
- Woderwick

Imagine the line nickname possibilities if he skated with a couple of Elves like Desharnais and Gallagher.

They made a movie about Phil Kessel?!
- Woderwick

Supersize me

Imagine the line nickname possibilities if he skated with a couple of Elves like Desharnais and Gallagher.
- 1979AD

Supersize me
- TheThrill

LOL That should be Big Buffs movie.

What about the one where Lupul cuckolds Dion and breaks his hand in their subsequent fight about it?
- 1979AD

Uh, wouldn't that be Dion's wife Cuckolding him, and Lupul mowing his lawn

- shmenge

Mark Fraser's made a big comeback I guess. Beat up Simmonds, has an assist and a +3.

Better season than Booth

okay you got me

wraps then
- Dozzer

We all know how this plays out: Connolly starts choking on a pickle, Lupul breaks his own leg attempting to perform the heimlich. Brett Lawrie sees this happening and runs over to help only to fall into a 10 ft deep camera bay, straining his oblique.

Jp parise has died.

We all know how this plays out: Connolly starts choking on a pickle, Lupul breaks his own leg attempting to perform the heimlich. Brett Lawrie sees this happening and runs over to help only to fall into a 10 ft deep camera bay, straining his oblique.
- 1979AD

then spezza sprains his back going to get a ladder

Phil is the better player but his NTC and contract make it prohibitive.

JVR has one an excellent contract with no trade restrictions. The 29 other teams want JVR. Could you imagine the return at the deadline. I'm talking A+ prospect and a 1st... easily.
- Mr_Smokey

Kessel gets more. no question.

Uh, wouldn't that be Dion's wife Cuckolding him, and Lupul mowing his lawn
- Aetherial

Dion would be the cuckold.

Jp parise has died.
- burn

Was he sick? He's only in his early 70's.

Jp parise has died.
- burn

Under what if scenerios....if only the leafs hadn't dumped the elder Parise to the Minnesota North Stars.....Zach would've been born in Toronto, and just maybe he would've signed here to go home instead of going to Minnesota.

Mckegg sent down, bodie recalled

Was he sick? He's only in his early 70's.
- Woderwick

Yeah he was, Zach left the team to be with him.

Was he sick? He's only in his early 70's.
- Woderwick

Lung cancer, zack missed last night game to be with him, didn't know it was going to be that quick

Mckegg sent down, bodie recalled
- burn

Team needs a third line player (not a fourth), why bodie over brown.....