Wow, I wish I had an underwater phone that could upload photos while underwater and during a shark attack.

Blackberry, this is the niche market you were looking for!
- Atomic Wedgie

you mean the cloud doesn't work in a wave?

that's going to be us when the aliens show up
- Sammich

probably

it was quite bothersome, step for step...paddle for paddle..push off the wall, repeat.

could be something to do with plexi-glass
- the_eye

Yes we know what it is. They just know they can't. Yet.

If I had turned into my dad, that story would have been 56 times longer.
- Atomic Wedgie

I've definitely done the former a few times here. Last time was when a guy blew through a stop sign while I was making a turn
- lumlums

i assume he honked at you like it was your fault?

Would it go off on a tangent about how onions tied to your waistband was in style back then?
- Aaron_85

No.

My dad is from Shelbyville - they never tied onions to their belts back then. It was a Springfield thing.

Maybe this IS our habitat.
- Aaron_85

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seriously though none of you guys are real and I will be waking up soon

Read it just now, it was a really good write up.

Read that, and then go back to his "side of the story" on Tim and Sid yesterday afternoon. You really see what a pathetic douche he is.

Would be awesome to see the all the Leafs refuse to give anything except one word answers or "no comment" to the media for a while.
- Aetherial

I watched him on OTR last night and he's a total wiener. Nothing worse than a dumb guy that thinks he's outsmarting people. Anybody that needs to cite Wilson and Watters as proof that he's correct is without any proper authority.

i assume he honked at you like it was your fault?
- Garth_Mctavish

I had my head down rolling a dube, barely had time to swerve by him.

No.

My dad is from Shelbyville - they never tied onions to their belts back then. It was a Springfield thing.
- Atomic Wedgie

do you like turnip juice?

No.

My dad is from Shelbyville - they never tied onions to their belts back then. It was a Springfield thing.
- Atomic Wedgie

So they talk about the haunted lemon tree?! Man. What's that like?!

so who can we get on defense through trade that will actually help us and can actually defend? (please no more offensive guys)
- DougGilmour_93

This is the million dollar question. Who would be available for trade? But I am with you, if we want to do this right, it has to start with defense (from the net out). I am fine with Bernier. Now we need to rebuild the D. Keep Dion, Rielly, and Polak. Trade whoever you need too to get a stud dman. and a solid 3-4 tandum. Trade Kessel, Nylander, whoever. Get studs in the baack...

There are moments in life that are so monumentally significant and yet you don’t even know it until they’re past. It happens a lot, and then the moment is lost to the annals of our memory. But when you have a smartphone, and a finger quick to draw, you can find yourself documenting the most unbelievable moments: Such as your last moments of life.

James Crowlett, 34, was on his honeymoon, and hours away from flying back home when the ocean called to him. He just wanted to go for a quick dip, take a selfie underwater and show off to his friends. The photo was uploaded to his Facebook page automatically, and unfortunately that shark was real. As you can see in the photo the shark is ready to strike, and it did just a moment later. It tore of Crowlett’s leg off before lifeguards managed to get to him. He died on the way to the hospital after losing massive quantities of blood.
- the_eye

160 characters minimum please

Sportsnet 360 keeps showing the clip. I saw it live and noticed it but no one is talkibg about it.

It shows horachek trying to coach gardiner after he was just scored on. You see peter with his hand on gardiners shoulder pointing to the neutral zone and jakes haed is turned in the opposite direction and facial expression shows that he just wants peter to stop talking.

I saw it live and said to muself.. Ooo the media will tlk about this.. But nothing. Is this not as big a deal as i think it is?

I had my head down rolling a dube, barely had time to swerve by him.
- Garnie

You originally had this as "barley" which was much, much funnier.

I had my head down rolling a dube, barely had time to swerve by him.
- Garnie

Ok Lucas, you win...Hawks fans narrowly picked Keith. They also stated Seabrook would be a #1 on most other teams
- Garnie

Seasbrook going nowhere, Sharp is gone before they let sea brook walk...

This is the million dollar question. Who would be available for trade? But I am with you, if we want to do this right, it has to start with defense (from the net out). I am fine with Bernier. Now we need to rebuild the D. Keep Dion, Rielly, and Polak. Trade whoever you need too to get a stud dman. and a solid 3-4 tandum. Trade Kessel, Nylander, whoever. Get studs in the baack...
- Hockey_Reverend

you start by getting Martin Hanzal and build off that

No.

My dad is from Shelbyville - they never tied onions to their belts back then. It was a Springfield thing.
- Atomic Wedgie

There's a doin a transpirein'

Seasbrook going nowhere, Sharp is gone before they let sea brook walk...
- aminnes

We were just talking ACTUAL #1's in the league, I thought for sure Seabrook was Chi best...younger more defensive same offensive #'s as Keith...but I was wrong I guess.

Sportsnet 360 keeps showing the clip. I saw it live and noticed it but no one is talkibg about it.

It shows horachek trying to coach gardiner after he was just scored on. You see peter with his hand on gardiners shoulder pointing to the neutral zone and jakes haed is turned in the opposite direction and facial expression shows that he just wants peter to stop talking.

I saw it live and said to muself.. Ooo the media will tlk about this.. But nothing. Is this not as big a deal as i think it is?
- Lee Denault

That in itself not as much, but I do believe there was a report about him being hard to coach in Anaheim (and they did let a highly touted project go for Baech who was total poop at the time), so maybe gotta wonder a bit...

you start by getting Martin Hanzal and build off that
- PinkSock

When I was in my Roto pool - I only drafted kids 6'4" or 6'5" with my first couple picks...well tried too. I won the pool quite a few times

Getzlaf
Hanzal
Kopitar

some of my draft picks

Bernier, I never got to see that come to fruition...quit the pool...too many shady trades

I watched him on OTR last night and he's a total wiener. Nothing worse than a dumb guy that thinks he's outsmarting people. Anybody that needs to cite Wilson and Watters as proof that he's correct is without any proper authority.
- The Law

Feschuk is a total dbag. He's not a reporter. He's a wannabe reporter. Couldn't hack it as a real journalist so has to resort to antagonizing Kessel to get any notice.

So they talk about the haunted lemon tree?! Man. What's that like?!
- Aaron_85

We were just talking ACTUAL #1's in the league, I thought for sure Seabrook was Chi best...younger more defensive same offensive #'s as Keith...but I was wrong I guess.
- Garnie

And he puts his arm around teows in th penalty box ...