that little girl has bigger balls than i will ever have.
- Lee Denault

Was at the zoo this summer, saddest thing in the world is the Polar Bears being penned up...swimming the exact same pattern over and over and over

- Sammich[/URL]

shark got him on his honeymoon
hope it was worth it

There are moments in life that are so monumentally significant and yet you don’t even know it until they’re past. It happens a lot, and then the moment is lost to the annals of our memory. But when you have a smartphone, and a finger quick to draw, you can find yourself documenting the most unbelievable moments: Such as your last moments of life.

James Crowlett, 34, was on his honeymoon, and hours away from flying back home when the ocean called to him. He just wanted to go for a quick dip, take a selfie underwater and show off to his friends. The photo was uploaded to his Facebook page automatically, and unfortunately that shark was real. As you can see in the photo the shark is ready to strike, and it did just a moment later. It tore of Crowlett’s leg off before lifeguards managed to get to him. He died on the way to the hospital after losing massive quantities of blood.

so who can we get on defense through trade that will actually help us and can actually defend? (please no more offensive guys)

Cochrane, Ontario.






- Atomic Wedgie

Those bears are like "Why can't I eat you?"

There are moments in life that are so monumentally significant and yet you don’t even know it until they’re past. It happens a lot, and then the moment is lost to the annals of our memory. But when you have a smartphone, and a finger quick to draw, you can find yourself documenting the most unbelievable moments: Such as your last moments of life.

James Crowlett, 34, was on his honeymoon, and hours away from flying back home when the ocean called to him. He just wanted to go for a quick dip, take a selfie underwater and show off to his friends. The photo was uploaded to his Facebook page automatically, and unfortunately that shark was real. As you can see in the photo the shark is ready to strike, and it did just a moment later. It tore of Crowlett’s leg off before lifeguards managed to get to him. He died on the way to the hospital after losing massive quantities of blood.
- the_eye

Two paragraphs!? Now it has to be real.

There are moments in life that are so monumentally significant and yet you don’t even know it until they’re past. It happens a lot, and then the moment is lost to the annals of our memory. But when you have a smartphone, and a finger quick to draw, you can find yourself documenting the most unbelievable moments: Such as your last moments of life.

James Crowlett, 34, was on his honeymoon, and hours away from flying back home when the ocean called to him. He just wanted to go for a quick dip, take a selfie underwater and show off to his friends. The photo was uploaded to his Facebook page automatically, and unfortunately that shark was real. As you can see in the photo the shark is ready to strike, and it did just a moment later. It tore of Crowlett’s leg off before lifeguards managed to get to him. He died on the way to the hospital after losing massive quantities of blood.
- the_eye

James Crowlett is actually Peter Wentz, and this never happened.

Went pretty viral though. Well played Pete

a lot of people die with likes on facebook being their last thought

Two paragraphs!? Now it has to be real.
- 1979AD

who says "massive quantities of blood?"

There are moments in life that are so monumentally significant and yet you don’t even know it until they’re past. It happens a lot, and then the moment is lost to the annals of our memory. But when you have a smartphone, and a finger quick to draw, you can find yourself documenting the most unbelievable moments: Such as your last moments of life.

James Crowlett, 34, was on his honeymoon, and hours away from flying back home when the ocean called to him. He just wanted to go for a quick dip, take a selfie underwater and show off to his friends. The photo was uploaded to his Facebook page automatically, and unfortunately that shark was real. As you can see in the photo the shark is ready to strike, and it did just a moment later. It tore of Crowlett’s leg off before lifeguards managed to get to him. He died on the way to the hospital after losing massive quantities of blood.
- the_eye

Wow, I wish I had an underwater phone that could upload photos while underwater and during a shark attack.

Blackberry, this is the niche market you were looking for!

Was at the zoo this summer, saddest thing in the world is the Polar Bears being penned up...swimming the exact same pattern over and over and over
- Garnie

that's going to be us when the aliens show up

GO LEAFS GO

6 - 2 Washington

I know I'm not allowed to link to competing websites, but there's a certain "marionette owned by a retirement savings organization" website that has an article which absolutely nails the Feschuk vs. Kessel confrontation.
- Atomic Wedgie

Read it just now, it was a really good write up.

Read that, and then go back to his "side of the story" on Tim and Sid yesterday afternoon. You really see what a pathetic douche he is.

Would be awesome to see the all the Leafs refuse to give anything except one word answers or "no comment" to the media for a while.

I drove home from Tremblant on Saturday - From Belleville to Toronto was a white-knuckle drive. Dark, snow turning to freezing rain, lots of traffic, etc.

And morons who were driving like it was noon on a sunny day in July.

Just unbelievable. The lanes were nice and dry, but if you had to switch lanes you had to blow through a snow barrier. And idiots are weaving in and out of traffic like they are trying to win the Daytona 500.
- Atomic Wedgie

Uh oh somebody's turning into his Dad !!

that's going to be us when the aliens show up
- Sammich

Maybe this IS our habitat.

Ok Lucas, you win...Hawks fans narrowly picked Keith. They also stated Seabrook would be a #1 on most other teams

There are moments in life that are so monumentally significant and yet you don’t even know it until they’re past. It happens a lot, and then the moment is lost to the annals of our memory. But when you have a smartphone, and a finger quick to draw, you can find yourself documenting the most unbelievable moments: Such as your last moments of life.

James Crowlett, 34, was on his honeymoon, and hours away from flying back home when the ocean called to him. He just wanted to go for a quick dip, take a selfie underwater and show off to his friends. The photo was uploaded to his Facebook page automatically, and unfortunately that shark was real. As you can see in the photo the shark is ready to strike, and it did just a moment later. It tore of Crowlett’s leg off before lifeguards managed to get to him. He died on the way to the hospital after losing massive quantities of blood.
- the_eye

If you want, you can see Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus or James Franco taking shark attack selfies with this same shark.

Was at the zoo this summer, saddest thing in the world is the Polar Bears being penned up...swimming the exact same pattern over and over and over
- Garnie

Not as sad as the ones in the wild who's home melted and they're drowning trying to swim to a new one cause they're too weak cause there aren't any more seals to eat

- Sammich

I laughed for like 3 days over that one. One of the best pranks ever.

alright after some investigative journalism i found this

http://www.intouchweekly....-shark-selfies-obvi-41646

poor guys still married

Uh oh somebody's turning into his Dad !!
- The Law

If I had turned into my dad, that story would have been 56 times longer.

Wow, I wish I had an underwater phone that could upload photos while underwater and during a shark attack.

Blackberry, this is the niche market you were looking for!
- Atomic Wedgie

That does exist actually

Those bears are like "Why can't I eat you?"
- Aaron_85

could be something to do with plexi-glass

when people cut back and forth out of traffic it makes me so mad, one part of me wants to catch up the them and tell them right off (this side of me sometimes wins)

but most of the time its not worth it and i just sit back and steam while they cut off everyone...not making huge gains in time while they are at it.
- Lee Denault

I've definitely done the former a few times here. Last time was when a guy blew through a stop sign while I was making a turn

If I had turned into my dad, that story would have been 56 times longer.
- Atomic Wedgie

Would it go off on a tangent about how onions tied to your waistband was in style back then?