You realise that we kept the good folks, shipped the criminals to Australia and then the bottom 10% over to Canada, right?

Over time, those bottom 10% found their way back to England, and some of us came over in their place to escape them upon their return. Sadly you don't seem to have gotten the memo yet. So here it is:

(frank) you very much
- lumlums

So basically them shipping you over here makes us Australia

It's the most pathetic display of homerish malarkey you ever heard, not kidding. And every. Single. (frank)ing. Day.

" ...and let me tell you about Johnny Gudreau"
" ......and what more can we say about Marc Giordano?"
" this team may have lost 6 in a row, but I tell ya, they give it 100% every shift....."

Blah blah blah
- Jeropotato

Our local radio is not much better. They've been trying to start a goalie controversy since the day Miller signed.

It's the most pathetic display of homerish malarkey you ever heard, not kidding. And every. Single. (frank)ing. Day.

" ...and let me tell you about Johnny Gudreau"
" ......and what more can we say about Marc Giordano?"
" this team may have lost 6 in a row, but I tell ya, they give it 100% every shift....."

Blah blah blah
- Jeropotato

Have you ever heard Jim Hughson and Craig Simpson???

JH: "I have to tell you Craig, I've never seen a Canuck team looking so good! Hmmph mmph thmm hmmm"

CS: "I'm sorry Jim, I missed that last bit"

JH: *Swallows* "Well Craig, it's not just on the ice that Henrik creates magic, you should see what he just let rip onto my tongue!!!"

There's been a few interesting comments tonight
- Bieksa#3

(frank) you should find the radio feed outta Calgary.....it's the most horrible bit of biased shroud set Journalism you ever heard. He's worse than Bobby Heenan was on WWF back in the day.

So basically them shipping you over here makes us Australia
- Bieksa#3

I came over on my own.



Cheap beer and better dentistry, or something like that...

Have you ever heard Jim Hughson and Craig Simpson???

JH: "I have to tell you Craig, I've never seen a Canuck team looking so good! Hmmph mmph thmm hmmm"

CS: "I'm sorry Jim, I missed that last bit"

JH: *Swallows* "Well Craig, it's not just on the ice that Henrik creates magic, you should see what he just let rip onto my tongue!!!"



- lumlums

Umm meet Jack Edwards(bruins)
The Hawk (white Sox)
Richard Irvin Jr (habs)

Don't get me wrong I hate all those Twats....just not as much anymore.
- Jeropotato

I hope that you know that this rhymes with "hats" and not "knots"

Our local radio is not much better. They've been trying to start a goalie controversy since the day Miller signed.
- CubanBuffet

What for? Is that their comfort zone? Or are they trying to justify the whole mess by saying the emergence of Lacklustre made that former fiasco necessary?

Umm meet Jack Edwards(bruins)
The Hawk (white Sox)
Richard Irvin Jr (habs)
- Bieksa#3

They're all awful, but I don't have to put up with them taking national feeds on my team....

(frank) you should find the radio feed outta Calgary.....it's the most horrible bit of biased shroud set Journalism you ever heard. He's worse than Bobby Heenan was on WWF back in the day.
- Jeropotato

I remember some guy in Edmonton talking about how many Norris trophy's Schultz is gonna win

I hope that you know that this rhymes with "hats" and not "knots"
- lumlums

Not on this side of the Atlantic it doesn't.

I hope that you know that this rhymes with "hats" and not "knots"
- lumlums

I remember some guy in Edmonton talking about how many Norris trophy's Schultz is gonna win
- Bieksa#3

Pretty sure that wasn't a broadcaster. Also go fck yourself.

Not on this side of the Atlantic it doesn't.
- Jeropotato

Well, this side is wrong. As are you.

(frank) you Jero. Stealing my thunder. Next you'll be making me say "soccer" and "aluminum"

They're all awful, but I don't have to put up with them taking national feeds on my team....
- lumlums

What about Cole? He's a homer and the. "Subban now, you can't miss him out there". Like seriously, did you a tually say that Bob?

What happened on the bench there?

What about Cole? He's a homer and the. "Subban now, you can't miss him out there". Like seriously, did you a tually say that Bob?
- Bieksa#3

You do know that he's a Habs fan, right?

Well, this side is wrong. As are you.

(frank) you Jero. Stealing my thunder. Next you'll be making me say "soccer" and "aluminum"
- lumlums

So since I'm a carpender, could I be a dentist in England?

You do know that he's a Habs fan, right?
- lumlums

And Simpson is an oiler

What happened on the bench there?
- Yeti1181

Hansen had a minor heart attack.

So since I'm a carpender, could I be a dentist in England?
- Bieksa#3

Hansen had a minor heart attack.
- LeftCoaster

Oh poop. That's nuts.

So since I'm a carpender, could I be a dentist in England?
- Bieksa#3

*Carpenter

I'm sure all the players really love Bieksa's tape to skate passes he makes on a regular basis

And Simpson is an oiler
- Bieksa#3

Are you being sarcastic here?