They were all old cranky spinsters in those days. Now they are hot and horny.
- BingoLady

Meh! Could use more obliques

You could always fake an injury and not skate.
- pete26

or I could just stfu and go and skate and not whine about it.


(we all know that won't happen)

During the world cup, a lot of hockey fans on this website were labelling soccer players as homosexuals.




You know what, forget it.





4-2 Hawks.
- Pecafan Fan

Oh.

And....YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does that have to do with soccer?
- hscesq

Woyons calice....

I'm sure you are completely innocent, and so I apologize profusely on behalf of whichever one of us wronged you.
- hscesq

this is a good first step and i do appreciate it

ok, this dude needs to be elected.



the laughs generated would be neverending.

ok, this dude needs to be elected.



the laughs generated would be neverending.
- dt99999

- Pecafan Fan

Speed skating parents think their son is the next Charles Hamelin and Soccer parents think their son is the next Freddy Mercury.
- Pecafan Fan

or I could just stfu and go and skate and not whine about it.


(we all know that won't happen)
- dt99999

I hope you have lots of patience, especially with the little buggers that don't know how to skate very well.

Okay I'm back

I hope you have lots of patience, especially with the little buggers that don't know how to skate very well.
- pete26

Yeah, it's not like soccer...you can't kick them in the hands...especially when you have your skates on...

Okay I'm back
- mr.peanut

were you written off the thread while you filmed a movie?

Okay I'm back
- mr.peanut

you left?

Okay I'm back
- mr.peanut

HEY BUD

were you written off the thread while you filmed a movie?
- Crimsoninja

Yes, I was viciously beaten down.

a few years ago I slid ankles first into the boards and messed up my ankle.


ever since then I have trouble with edges on my right foot.

my ankle is fine now it's just in my head, especially when I'm not wearing equipment.
- dt99999

The original "Kreider".

I hope you have lots of patience, especially with the little buggers that don't know how to skate very well.
- pete26

I have a great time with the kids.

It's all the poop around it I can't stand.

The original "Kreider".
- 3M

I wonder if Emelin tripped him too

I have a great time with the kids.

It's all the poop around it I can't stand.
- dt99999

Ditto.

HEY BUD
- BINGO!

Yo

I wonder if Emelin tripped him too
- mr.peanut

I wonder if Kreider also has troubles with the edges on his right foot now?

I wonder if Kreider also has troubles with the edges on his right foot now?
- 3M

He had a soft collision

I have a great time with the kids.

It's all the poop around it I can't stand.
- dt99999

When they're young it's fun, I remember when I helped coach, the one year we had a little fella who hadn't scored a goal all year, he just wasn't very good, no hockey sense what so ever.

So, last ice time of the year we let the kids do break away drills on the goalies, just so we could get him to score a goal, he still couldn't score.

I went down to the goalie and told him to stand on one side of his net, so he could score.

I yelled back "ok Alex, just shoot it in the corner buddy"

What does he do?

Skates across the blue line and shoots the puck into the corner of the rink

I have a great time with the kids.

It's all the poop around it I can't stand.
- dt99999

yeah, you don't say.