Leather's nice, but genuine Torts skin would really do it justice.
- CubanBuffet

It would refuse to pass Canadian customs though. You could only read it in the States

I just don't even know how to respond
And I think they prefer the term "female doges"
- bezz44

I love Ek's censorship. Good grief, where in the modern world is it so egregious to say the word b*itch.....for @#$@#%@#$@# gawds sakes

For example, if you want to ban some words, go with:

donkey humper and/or ducksucking pooncruncher

I love Ek's censorship. Good grief, where in the modern world is it so egregious to say the word b*itch.....for @#$@#%@#$@# gawds sakes
- Zogg

I know, and FFS what are we going to do if the next great superstar to come out of the draft is called D!ck!?!?

I know, and FFS what are we going to do if the next great superstar to come out of the draft is called D!ck!?!?
- bezz44

Ek's site would crash and everyone would soil their onesies (except for you and I of course )

Ek's site would crash and everyone would soil their onesies (except for you and I of course )
- Zogg

That's because we long ago made the discovery of adult diapers. I save like 20 minutes every day, it's great

I love Ek's censorship. Good grief, where in the modern world is it so egregious to say the word b*itch.....for @#$@#%@#$@# gawds sakes

For example, if you want to ban some words, go with:

donkey humper and/or ducksucking pooncruncher
- Zogg

This has to be the greatest phrase in the (is it even?) English language

I love Ek's censorship. Good grief, where in the modern world is it so egregious to say the word b*itch.....for @#$@#%@#$@# gawds sakes

For example, if you want to ban some words, go with:

donkey humper and/or ducksucking pooncruncher
- Zogg

This has to be the greatest phrase in the (is it even?) English language

That's because we long ago made the discovery of adult diapers. I save like 20 minutes every day, it's great
- bezz44

genius. do you buy in bulk? or are they hand made?

This has to be the greatest phrase in the (is it even?) English language
- bezz44

I need help

genius. do you buy in bulk? or are they hand made?
- Zogg

I just bought one a few years ago and it has served me in good stead

I know, and FFS what are we going to do if the next great superstar to come out of the draft is called D!ck!?!?
- bezz44

D!ck Vaginiten. Out of Finland.

D!ck Vaginiten. Out of Finland.
- bazz

How about we include my new favourite word in this game. D!ck Pooncruncher
The name itself puts hair on your chest

I just bought one a few years ago and it has served me in good stead
- bezz44

oh lawwwwws, now that, folks, is eco-progressive!

How about we include my new favourite word in this game. D!ck Pooncruncher
The name itself puts hair on your chest
- bezz44

ha ha, definitely sounds like one mean-ass enforcer - all poons (and while we're at it - pillow biters) beware

How about we include my new favourite word in this game. D!ck Pooncruncher
The name itself puts hair on your chest
- bezz44

D!ck Pooncruncher the high third round prospect out of Asspoo, or is it, Espoo, Finland.

I'm bored drop the puck already.

D!ck Pooncruncher the high third round prospect out of Asspoo, or is it, Espoo, Finland.

I'm bored drop the puck already.
- bazz

"Yep, this is just brutal, take a look at this replay. Pooncruncher comes up from behind on Luca Sbisa and just drills him. Sbisa unable to walk off the ice here, his teammates having to carry him off. Mike Bernstein running out with the Vaseline. Hopefully he can repair the damage that D!ck has done to Sbisa."
Edit: Sh!t I should have used Clitsome instead

"Yep, this is just brutal, take a look at this replay. Pooncruncher comes up from behind on Luca Sbisa and just drills him. Sbisa unable to walk off the ice here, his teammates having to carry him off. Mike Bernstein running out with the Vaseline. Hopefully he can repair the damage that D!ck has done to Sbisa."
Edit: Sh!t I should have used Clitsome instead
- bezz44

What happened to Dane Fox?

I know, and FFS what are we going to do if the next great superstar to come out of the draft is called D!ck!?!?
- bezz44

Ken Hitchcock

What happened to Dane Fox?
- hankthetank

He is playing for the Kalamazoo Wings (ECHL)

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH






- roland_hazard

Bravo, my good man, bravo!

Bravo, my good man, bravo!
- Marwood

I guess you didn't notice the name at the bottom of the poem

I guess you didn't notice the name at the bottom of the poem
- bezz44

Poetic licence.

Poetic licence.
- Marwood

Prediction:

Vancouver 2 Montreal 5.

Images of fans dressed in Halloween costumes, 31.