"Hey Hitler, we just got a job opening in Human Resources, you game?"
- bezz44

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 back from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH






- roland_hazard

Your best one to date dude

Gotta love how all of Benning's additions to this team are meeting or exceeding expectations so far(I'll be a homer and assume Sbisa was a cap dump in that trade). He definitely has a better eye for talent and player traits than Gillis.
- Nucker101

Gillis knows SFA about talent. Benning is the AntiGillis, with less chins.

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 back from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH






- roland_hazard

Is anyone here a publisher? I would like a collection of hazard's HB poems bound in leather

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 back from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH






- roland_hazard

Well done sir, Well done.

Gillis knows SFA about talent. Benning is the AntiGillis, with less chins.
- VanHockeyGuy

Only two chins. One for meat, one for potatoes

Only two chins. One for meat, one for potatoes
- bezz44

I still can't believe he of all humans in earth is in charge of player discipline while still under contract with Philly as a player.
- Nucker101

For the next 3 years!

How is that not conflict of interest?

F*ck You, Mike Gillis 👌

He was an awesome player though…I loved the way he played. Dirty yes, but absolutely talented beyond anything we've ever seen here on the left coast.

You wanna see dirty, you shoulda played in the Saskatchewan junior ranks during the 80's, it was so brutal some of the poop that went on.
- LeftCoaster

Willie's got two cups.

For the next 3 years!

How is that not conflict of interest?
- PetrolSexual

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 back from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH






- roland_hazard

http://www2.tsn.ca/bardow...eff%2BO%27Neill&id=467176

Jeff O'neill is the biggest d-bag in the world. Cant take a joke, Acts like a total b!tch.

Cant stand this whiny little shyt head.

http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Peter%2BHolland%2Bchirps%2BJeff%2BO%27Neill&id=467176

Jeff O'neill is the biggest d-bag in the world. Cant take a joke, Acts like a total b!tch.

Cant stand this whiny little shyt head.
- vancity787

In the first vid it seemed like he took it pretty well. Couldn't believe how much of a baby he was in the second

http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Peter%2BHolland%2Bchirps%2BJeff%2BO%27Neill&id=467176

Jeff O'neill is the biggest d-bag in the world. Cant take a joke, Acts like a total b!tch.

Cant stand this whiny little shyt head.
- vancity787

Funny. I thought it was a typical shot guys take at each other. He's obviously sensitive about his weight.

well obviously they're not playoff contenders
- A_SteamingLombardi

Damn, the lineup for McDavid is getting crowded. No shoving, gentlemen.

Pre-Game Hijinx:

With the game up and coming, I thought I should catch up,
6/3, 8/2, a pretty good match up!
But, I had my work cut out, a daunting big chore
What rhymes with Galchenyuk? Or Therrein?
Not ‘shore.
Don’t get me wrong,
last year they were ‘shoe-ins’
I rooted and clapped, when they ruined the Bruins!
To PK, I paid tribute, and don’t forget Lars!
Even Ribeiro’s finger paid homage,
When he went to the Stars!
Yeah, I got a Price jersey!
Next to Vans, it does pale.
Your logo has an “H”,
But ours? A nice whale!
Oh yeah, I’m distracted, back to the game!
Who cares what might rhyme,
With ol’ ‘whats-his-name’.
Would we inch past them, a reward for our labors?
If we drop two points, we’ll always
Get 4 back from the Sabres.
Would the third line contribute?
Would Burrows load up his quiver?
Throwing shots on net like, Avery
Throwing skates in the river?
Would Edler load up that rocket? Sedin twirl-o-rama?
Manny! We’re sorry, about eye socket drama!
Will Miller be Killer? And safeguard the crease?
Calling,
“Hey, Torts is gone now…coast is clear!” to Dale Weiss!


Catch you on the flip.
RH






- roland_hazard

Kaptaan?

"Hey Hitler, we just got a job opening in Human Resources, you game?"
- bezz44

Gotta love how all of Benning's additions to this team are meeting or exceeding expectations so far(I'll be a homer and assume Sbisa was a cap dump in that trade). He definitely has a better eye for talent and player traits than Gillis.
- Nucker101

Better than Nonis was at it as well...

- bezz44

Kassian tickling Sestito...funny.

Kassian tickling Sestito...funny.

- boonerbuck

Tom is enjoying it if you ask me

Everyone is always telling me I must be Scandinavian If you are over 6 foot, fair skinned, and have red or blonde hair, you must be a Viking
- bezz44

Because of my vestigial tail, most people thing I am part wolverine, badger, hedgehog, and fire hydrant. (chicks love it, though)

Edit: pardon use of possibly archaic 'chicks' verbiage (even though chicks love it )

Is anyone here a publisher? I would like a collection of hazard's HB poems bound in leather
- bezz44

Leather's nice, but genuine Torts skin would really do it justice.

Because of my vestigial tail, most people thing I am part wolverine, badger, hedgehog, and fire hydrant. (chicks love it, though)

Edit: pardon use of possibly archaic 'chicks' verbiage (even though chicks love it )
- Zogg

I just don't even know how to respond
And I think they prefer the term "female doges"