I'm talking about 1 pump chump Bennet, he could only dream of having the body that RNH has
- SpoiledByOil

Okay buddy... You got me.

Okay buddy... You got me.
- whipper334

Why is Will Acton on the team? Daddy's boy needs to go.

Why is Will Acton on the team? Daddy's boy needs to go.
- NugentHallberle

I doubt it has anything to do with his dad being a coach. Will was a favourite of Eakins with the Marlies. The guy is a coaches pet based on his work ethic. The problem is his lack of skill at the NHL level.

I'm talking about 1 pump chump Bennet, he could only dream of having the body that RNH has
- SpoiledByOil

If there was ever a job opening for "Young man body evaluator" I would hire you in a second.

Corsi, Points, Shots, actual things that happened on the ice.

STOP IT ALL. KLEFBOM LOOKS LIKE AN UNDERWEAR MODEL AND ME LIKEY!
- Matt_Henderson

THE GUY WHO IS ACTUALLY IN THE GAME AT THE PRO LEVEL, AND NHL HEAD COACH, IS WRONG ABOUT CORSI CAUSE SOME GUY WHO WRITES ON THE INTERWEBS SAYS IT'S LIKE REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT AND STUFF.

Now that's sarcasm.

Poor Skinner...

Okay buddy... You got me.
- whipper334

WHIPPER

So another Dallas Eakins golden boy from the Marlies is on waivers. Korbinion Holzer

Poor Skinner...
- robin_steele264

Injured again.

Poor Skinner...
- robin_steele264

I know concussions are serious and this is the third season in a row he's had one but Simpsons has prevented me from taking that name seriously

Injured again.
- Yeti1181

Concussion after concussion

Concussion after concussion
- robin_steele264

That sucks.

If there was ever a job opening for "Young man body evaluator" I would hire you in a second.
- The-O-G

You'd think it would be better to hire the openly gay, but How would you find someone who's so openly gay? Not like they would make a name with the initials The-O-G or anything. Maybe whipper would be your best bet? Since he was the one starting to talk about about little boys bodies, he can't seem to stop talking about them, constantly.

You'd think it would be better to hire the openly gay, but How would you find someone who's so openly gay? Not like they would make a name with the initials The-O-G or anything. Maybe whipper would be your best bet? Since he was the one starting to talk about about little boys bodies, he can't seem to stop talking about them, constantly.
- SpoiledByOil

Wow, that was deep...

Wow, that was deep...
- geta02it

deep how? Do you even know what the context of that saying means?... Spot on? Yea... Deep? Not in the slightest. But I guess it could be considered "deep" to people with low IQ's maybe?? I don't know, doesn't make sense.

You'd think it would be better to hire the openly gay, but How would you find someone who's so openly gay? Not like they would make a name with the initials The-O-G or anything. Maybe whipper would be your best bet? Since he was the one starting to talk about about little boys bodies, he can't seem to stop talking about them, constantly.
- SpoiledByOil

Seriously man...I thought you only type one liners. Congrats!

Next time try to get your own material though. Nonetheless progress is progress.

Seriously man...I thought you only type one liners. Congrats!

Next time try to get your own material though. Nonetheless progress is progress.
- The-O-G

Really, the OG is complaing about one liners and original material??? hahaha that's classic, the irony.... too much

WHIPPER
- ruttager17

Where the crap have you been!!! I've been worried sick.

Really, the OG is complaing about one liners and original material??? hahaha that's classic, the irony.... too much
- SpoiledByOil

Dude you're just brutal! Sorry but...

Dude you're just brutal! Sorry but...
- whipper334

Bullpoop you're sorry.

Bullpoop you're sorry.
- Yeti1181

Oh buzz off....who asked you?

Oh buzz off....who asked you?
- The-O-G

Your mother called this is an intervention.

Bullpoop you're sorry.
- Yeti1181

Sorry, you're right. But I'm sure you agree the guy is a douche... But I do think he could out bench you.

Sorry, you're right. But I'm sure you agree the guy is a douche... But I do think he could out bench you.
- whipper334

Probably I can't do chin ups either though.