*won't show up*
- WaterBoy

Why is Ken giving me the thumbs up?
- mr.peanut

It's not his thumb

we're both still having fun as a couple which is what i want.
- Fountain-San

Oh, that's different. We never had that to begin with.

Gay marriage?
- hscesq

(frank) them why shouldn't they suffer also?

i just don't get that. how can you love dogs and not cats?
- Fountain-San

Um...they're not the same. You realize that, right?

i just don't get that. how can you love dogs and not cats?
- Fountain-San

Well, you're a Bruins fan.

Same could be said

me and my gf have cats



I hate cats.
- WaterBoy

My wife has 3 cats. I claim no ownership to them whatsoever. Until they start dying, at which point she will claim that it's up to me to have them put down because she "can't do it". I will feign some minor objection, before loading up the cat(s) in the car and driving to Dr. Corber's veterinary hospital at 185km/h screaming "FREEDOM!" out the window of my car.

are you looking to break my marriage up?
- Fountain-San

Yup

(frank) them why shouldn't they suffer also?
- dt99999

Point is, they actually FOUGHT to be able to be miserable. Like when goyim marry Jewish women. I had no choice. WTF were they thinking?

My wife has 3 cats. I claim no ownership to them whatsoever. Until they start dying, at which point she will claim that it's up to me to have them put down because she "can't do it". I will feign some minor objection, before loading up the cat(s) in the car and driving to Dr. Corber's veterinary hospital at 185km/h screaming "FREEDOM!" out the window of my car.
- 3M

*calls Al*

My wife has 3 cats. I claim no ownership to them whatsoever. Until they start dying, at which point she will claim that it's up to me to have them put down because she "can't do it". I will feign some minor objection, before loading up the cat(s) in the car and driving to Dr. Corber's veterinary hospital at 185km/h screaming "FREEDOM!" out the window of my car.
- 3M

Yeah, but you can kick them and nobody gives a poop. Can't do that with kids. Well, you can, but it won't go over well.
- hscesq

And if you kick them hard enough, they disappear for a few days. It's a win-win.

My wife has 3 cats. I claim no ownership to them whatsoever. Until they start dying, at which point she will claim that it's up to me to have them put down because she "can't do it". I will feign some minor objection, before loading up the cat(s) in the car and driving to Dr. Corber's veterinary hospital at 185km/h screaming "FREEDOM!" out the window of my car.
- 3M

why not just toss them out the window?

And if you kick them hard enough, they disappear for a few days. It's a win-win.
- 3M

Just like mus... ah never mind

My wife has 3 cats. I claim no ownership to them whatsoever. Until they start dying, at which point she will claim that it's up to me to have them put down because she "can't do it". I will feign some minor objection, before loading up the cat(s) in the car and driving to Dr. Corber's veterinary hospital at 185km/h screaming "FREEDOM!" out the window of my car.
- 3M

Didn't see that the first time!!

why not just toss them out the window?
- dt99999

Excellent question.

Um...they're not the same. You realize that, right?
- hscesq

they're both furry little lovable critters. that's all i know.

Excellent question.
- hscesq

you'd think a tightster like him would think of it instead of paying a man to kill a cat

*calls Al*
- hscesq

One cat is already on the outs. I can't fully explain the exhilaration of waking up in the morning, going into the bathroom to start the shower, and discovering that the cat has pissed all over the bath mat.

Yup
- WaterBoy

alright meet me at the Cage in Bossard.

My wife has 3 cats. I claim no ownership to them whatsoever. Until they start dying, at which point she will claim that it's up to me to have them put down because she "can't do it". I will feign some minor objection, before loading up the cat(s) in the car and driving to Dr. Corber's veterinary hospital at 185km/h screaming "FREEDOM!" out the window of my car.
- 3M

they're both furry little lovable critters. that's all i know.
- Fountain-San

Except the cat will claw you for the sake of it.

Except the cat will claw you for the sake of it.
- jugkope

not mine. they're all super cool.

One cat is already on the outs. I can't fully explain the exhilaration of waking up in the morning, going into the bathroom to start the shower, and discovering that the cat has pissed all over the bath mat.
- 3M

SHOOT THE (frank)ER!!!

SHOOT THE (frank)ER!!!
- pete26

that's your solution to everything!