i became single at 27 for the first time since i was 20. it wasn't pretty. and i'm probably better looking than you.
- DoubleDown

I'm not a bad looking guy but I still have a hard time with this stuff.

EDIT : Maybe girls just aren't into ewoks.

i became single at 27 for the first time since i was 20. it wasn't pretty. and i'm probably better looking than you.
- DoubleDown

And modest. Don't forget modest.

I've been having an affair with this chick from work.

Life couldn't get any better... she just moved out !

And modest. Don't forget modest.
- 3M

I've been having an affair with this chick from work.

Life couldn't get any better... she just moved out !
- WaterBoy

Textbook example of "too soon".

pretty sure our washer is broken.
- dt99999

i cut a nail too short.

i cut a nail too short.
- Fountain-San

I have a sore throat.

I'm not a bad looking guy but I still have a hard time with this stuff.

EDIT : Maybe girls just aren't into ewoks.
- BashCH

not being an ass, just asking. are you kind of shy?

Life sucks. Except sometimes.. it blows
- Fredobface

YEah... just learned that my favorite auntie has advanced intestinal cancer.
My mom also got bit by a bug and caught lime disease... whatever the (frank) that is.. sounds like a mexican tequila drink.

I have a sore throat.
- 3M

sounds like ebola

I'm not a bad looking guy but I still have a hard time with this stuff.

EDIT : Maybe girls just aren't into ewoks.
- BashCH

i was kidding. if you have single friends it's good. hard to have fun as a single guy if your friends are all married or in relationships.

i became single at 27 for the first time since i was 20. it wasn't pretty. and i'm probably better looking than you.
- DoubleDown

You're such a motivator.

sounds like ebola
- Fountain-San

I'm not American, so that's unlikely.

pretty sure our washer is broken.
- dt99999

How?

sounds like ebola
- Fountain-San

my wife is going to Dallas on Monday. i might change the locks on Tuesday.

not being an ass, just asking. are you kind of shy?
- Fountain-San

Lol, yes, very. Probably a mix of shy/snob/hating people in general.

I'm not a bad looking guy but I still have a hard time with this stuff.

EDIT : Maybe girls just aren't into ewoks.
- BashCH

Princess Lea likes ewoks... and she was hot back in the 70s

my wife is going to Dallas on Monday. i might change the locks on Tuesday.
- DoubleDown

Don't take any chances; do it before you go to bed on Monday night.

How?
- hscesq

it's leaking.


it's happened before when my wife decides to load it to a point where you have to use a pitchfork to remove stuff but she claims she didn't this time so we'll see

my wife is going to Dallas on Monday. i might change the locks on Tuesday.
- DoubleDown

good idea

YEah... just learned that my favorite auntie has advanced intestinal cancer.
My mom also got bit by a bug and caught lime disease... whatever the (frank) that is.. sounds like a mexican tequila drink.
- WaterBoy

Maybe if you stopped (frank)ing married women, your family members would be spared.

i was kidding. if you have single friends it's good. hard to have fun as a single guy if your friends are all married or in relationships.
- DoubleDown

The only problem with almost all my friends is that they live 200 km away from me.

it's leaking.


it's happened before when my wife decides to load it to a point where you have to use a pitchfork to remove stuff but she claims she didn't this time so we'll see
- dt99999

Saves money to overload it, didn't you know?

Princess Lea likes ewoks... and she was hot back in the 70s
- WaterBoy

True that.

The only problem with almost all my friends is that they live 200 km away from me.
- BashCH

Maybe if you didn't charge them to come over, they'd move closer.