and Chris Chelios
- justin

and Juri Tlusty

and Juri Tlusty
- habman75

while watching Rambo

while watching Rambo
- cynicism

naked and confused

naked and confused,
- mikeleafs17

but enjoying it.

but enjoying it.
- the_cause2000

Rick Nash beat

(By the way, this story is so unbelievably disturbing sometimes )

Rick Nash beat

(By the way, this story is so unbelievably disturbing sometimes )
- Belak4LadyByng

the record by...

the record by...
- Fountain-San

chugging a gallon

chugging a gallon
- mikeleafs17

of Louisiana sauce

Rick Nash beat

(By the way, this story is so unbelievably disturbing sometimes )
- Belak4LadyByng

In a nutshell..."

Mario Lemieux’s stick broke Crosby’s nose as Crosby paid rent for the washroom. He also babysits himself on weekends. Being a little girl, Tucker got his first period and cried while Neil waxed his legs after yanking pubes off of Britney with rusty vice grips clamped on his biatch, Sean Avery, who is desperate for some anal from Sidney who said no because he was busy receiving yellow treats from the Dog Whisperer’s dogs. Meanwhile, Belak forgot his jock but played anyway for 5 minutes when he rode the bench and popped both of Britney’s kids. Speaking of trash, Avery went home, they didn’t want him or Britney’s kids due to V.D’s which they got from sniffing Eklund’s dirt stained knuckles covered in Brashear’s blood because Marty McSorely tickled Jason Blake after another Downie cheapshot. Boogard came home and started punching Jason Blake’s slave, Steve Downie, but missed high on glove side where mom hides her sexy lingerie from Mats Sundin and Darcy Tucker but not from Chris Pronger, or Chuck Norris who looks real sexy in yellow bikini that’s on backwards. Ouch. Nasty wedgie. Jason Blake knitted diapers for Bergeron but Colliacavo stole’em despite breaking his pinky nail, which caused him to miss 3 seasons. Suddenly, Steve Downie found a charity with Mike Tyson selling “Eario’s” cereal and crutches they signed, stolen from homeless people like Aki Berg and Michael Jackson, AKA Daniel Briere who beat up Mr T and Sir Mick Jagger after marrying Jason Spezza’s sister, the hairy one, Ray, with the “ridiculous” laugh. Blake went blind because Downie showed him his junk which emits radiation and smells funny, like rotten moose meat or rancid pork knuckle or Hilary Clinton’s vagina, which spoke English, Dutch, and French like Monica Lewinsky’s cigar infested crotch. “It’s a humidor” said Mats Sundin while packing his bags in plastic wrap. Yellow+blue=green like Maurice’s gangrene, aka Alfredsson’s face, which was crushed by Ray Emery’s hummer, and Niedermayer’s hammer and even Roman Hamrlik in his VW Jetta, bought from JFJ’s lack of a job as a hotdog vendor outside the Sen’s favourite gay bar which is named The High Stick, aka “Two minutes for looking so good”, from Kerry Fraser’s product line for the criminally insane at Arkham asylum located next to Miskatonic University where everyone’s old. A Bruins fan smoked a lot of Ron Guillet’s “special stuff” comprised of chronic masterbating defensemen and (ahem) indisposed forwards like “Lusty Tlusty”, who just waxed JFJ’s luscious arse and voluptuous bosom, blined Wade Belak, and the entire GTA spontaneously crapped themselves, which isn’t unusual for New Jersey’s big enemy, Toronto-bound flights via New Jersey. Unfortunately, Darcy Tucker knocked out Brian Burke with his dildo wielding fist o-fury with kung-fu grip. GI Joe was not afraid of expressing his feelings toward the Maple Laughs goalie, Pogge, who is nicknamed Tukka Rask’s biotch, aks fountain-san the tally wacker who like-a do-a da-cha-cha with Ricky Martin, and Chris Chelios, and Juri Tlusty while watching Rambo naked and confused, but enjoying it….

In a nutshell..."

Mario Lemieux’s stick broke Crosby’s nose as Crosby paid rent for the washroom. He also babysits himself on weekends. Being a little girl, Tucker got his first period and cried while Neil waxed his legs after yanking pubes off of Britney with rusty vice grips clamped on his biatch, Sean Avery, who is desperate for some anal from Sidney who said no because he was busy receiving yellow treats from the Dog Whisperer’s dogs. Meanwhile, Belak forgot his jock but played anyway for 5 minutes when he rode the bench and popped both of Britney’s kids. Speaking of trash, Avery went home, they didn’t want him or Britney’s kids due to V.D’s which they got from sniffing Eklund’s dirt stained knuckles covered in Brashear’s blood because Marty McSorely tickled Jason Blake after another Downie cheapshot. Boogard came home and started punching Jason Blake’s slave, Steve Downie, but missed high on glove side where mom hides her sexy lingerie from Mats Sundin and Darcy Tucker but not from Chris Pronger, or Chuck Norris who looks real sexy in yellow bikini that’s on backwards. Ouch. Nasty wedgie. Jason Blake knitted diapers for Bergeron but Colliacavo stole’em despite breaking his pinky nail, which caused him to miss 3 seasons. Suddenly, Steve Downie found a charity with Mike Tyson selling “Eario’s” cereal and crutches they signed, stolen from homeless people like Aki Berg and Michael Jackson, AKA Daniel Briere who beat up Mr T and Sir Mick Jagger after marrying Jason Spezza’s sister, the hairy one, Ray, with the “ridiculous” laugh. Blake went blind because Downie showed him his junk which emits radiation and smells funny, like rotten moose meat or rancid pork knuckle or Hilary Clinton’s vagina, which spoke English, Dutch, and French like Monica Lewinsky’s cigar infested crotch. “It’s a humidor” said Mats Sundin while packing his bags in plastic wrap. Yellow+blue=green like Maurice’s gangrene, aka Alfredsson’s face, which was crushed by Ray Emery’s hummer, and Niedermayer’s hammer and even Roman Hamrlik in his VW Jetta, bought from JFJ’s lack of a job as a hotdog vendor outside the Sen’s favourite gay bar which is named The High Stick, aka “Two minutes for looking so good”, from Kerry Fraser’s product line for the criminally insane at Arkham asylum located next to Miskatonic University where everyone’s old. A Bruins fan smoked a lot of Ron Guillet’s “special stuff” comprised of chronic masterbating defensemen and (ahem) indisposed forwards like “Lusty Tlusty”, who just waxed JFJ’s luscious arse and voluptuous bosom, blined Wade Belak, and the entire GTA spontaneously crapped themselves, which isn’t unusual for New Jersey’s big enemy, Toronto-bound flights via New Jersey. Unfortunately, Darcy Tucker knocked out Brian Burke with his dildo wielding fist o-fury with kung-fu grip. GI Joe was not afraid of expressing his feelings toward the Maple Laughs goalie, Pogge, who is nicknamed Tukka Rask’s biotch, aks fountain-san the tally wacker who like-a do-a da-cha-cha with Ricky Martin, and Chris Chelios, and Juri Tlusty while watching Rambo naked and confused, but enjoying it….
- the_cause2000

LMAO

In a nutshell..."

Mario Lemieux’s stick broke Crosby’s nose as Crosby paid rent for the washroom. He also babysits himself on weekends. Being a little girl, Tucker got his first period and cried while Neil waxed his legs after yanking pubes off of Britney with rusty vice grips clamped on his biatch, Sean Avery, who is desperate for some anal from Sidney who said no because he was busy receiving yellow treats from the Dog Whisperer’s dogs. Meanwhile, Belak forgot his jock but played anyway for 5 minutes when he rode the bench and popped both of Britney’s kids. Speaking of trash, Avery went home, they didn’t want him or Britney’s kids due to V.D’s which they got from sniffing Eklund’s dirt stained knuckles covered in Brashear’s blood because Marty McSorely tickled Jason Blake after another Downie cheapshot. Boogard came home and started punching Jason Blake’s slave, Steve Downie, but missed high on glove side where mom hides her sexy lingerie from Mats Sundin and Darcy Tucker but not from Chris Pronger, or Chuck Norris who looks real sexy in yellow bikini that’s on backwards. Ouch. Nasty wedgie. Jason Blake knitted diapers for Bergeron but Colliacavo stole’em despite breaking his pinky nail, which caused him to miss 3 seasons. Suddenly, Steve Downie found a charity with Mike Tyson selling “Eario’s” cereal and crutches they signed, stolen from homeless people like Aki Berg and Michael Jackson, AKA Daniel Briere who beat up Mr T and Sir Mick Jagger after marrying Jason Spezza’s sister, the hairy one, Ray, with the “ridiculous” laugh. Blake went blind because Downie showed him his junk which emits radiation and smells funny, like rotten moose meat or rancid pork knuckle or Hilary Clinton’s vagina, which spoke English, Dutch, and French like Monica Lewinsky’s cigar infested crotch. “It’s a humidor” said Mats Sundin while packing his bags in plastic wrap. Yellow+blue=green like Maurice’s gangrene, aka Alfredsson’s face, which was crushed by Ray Emery’s hummer, and Niedermayer’s hammer and even Roman Hamrlik in his VW Jetta, bought from JFJ’s lack of a job as a hotdog vendor outside the Sen’s favourite gay bar which is named The High Stick, aka “Two minutes for looking so good”, from Kerry Fraser’s product line for the criminally insane at Arkham asylum located next to Miskatonic University where everyone’s old. A Bruins fan smoked a lot of Ron Guillet’s “special stuff” comprised of chronic masterbating defensemen and (ahem) indisposed forwards like “Lusty Tlusty”, who just waxed JFJ’s luscious arse and voluptuous bosom, blined Wade Belak, and the entire GTA spontaneously crapped themselves, which isn’t unusual for New Jersey’s big enemy, Toronto-bound flights via New Jersey. Unfortunately, Darcy Tucker knocked out Brian Burke with his dildo wielding fist o-fury with kung-fu grip. GI Joe was not afraid of expressing his feelings toward the Maple Laughs goalie, Pogge, who is nicknamed Tukka Rask’s biotch, aks fountain-san the tally wacker who like-a do-a da-cha-cha with Ricky Martin, and Chris Chelios, and Juri Tlusty while watching Rambo naked and confused, but enjoying it….
- the_cause2000

My side hurts from

We are friggin twisted WTF!

of Louisiana sauce
- the_cause2000

while standing naked

while standing naked
- mikeleafs17

wearinga leafs knithat

wearinga leafs knithat
- 20grand

and a scarf

and a scarf
- Belak4LadyByng

and a vaginal

and a vaginal
- habman75

protector made ofsteel

protector made ofsteel.
- 20grand

Suddenly, crab people

Suddenly, crab people
- Ron Guillet

from Paris Hilton's

from Paris Hilton's
- glucker

pet monkey emerged

pet monkey emerged
- Monkey

with a bucket_of_KFC

HEY

with a bucket_of_KFC

HEY
- habenoughyet

and a bucket_of_toes

and a bucket_of_toes,
- justin

not just any_toes

not just any_toes,
- mikeleafs17

dark meat toes....mmmmmmmm

dark meat toes....mmmmmmmm
- the_cause2000

cut from Downie

cut from Downie
- Belak4LadyByng

After a visit...