For months I was shaking my toaster upside down to clean it. I just realized there was a flap on the bottom to remove the crumbs. Very handy
- hscesq

Best Twitter page ever!

the players can do no wrong (in the eyes of some fans).
- Pecafan Fan

I think he's a bit too greedy. I guess he really didn't like the bridge.

I was signing a few autographs tonight and one of them looked like I wrote money ham. My name is Monahan not money ham, it was so funny.

bro you have to realize I'd just scammed like 6 drinks off him and he forced me to say stuff.
- basementfloor

still....

Paul Houde va demander 8,5 M$/année au 98.5 FM pour avoir le même feeling que PK. #StuntDePaulHoude

still....
- DoubleDown

don't be like this bro!

"JE L'AI SIGNÉ MOI SUBBAN A NHL14!"
- Scabeh

COMBIEN ?

Paul Houde va demander 8,5 M$/année au 98.5 FM pour avoir le même feeling que PK. #StuntDePaulHoude
- EssuieToutJeune

quel crétin

It is, because he remains RFA.
- hscesq

Leaving MB firmly entrenched in the driver's seat.

quel crétin
- basementfloor

Ben c'est un trippeux d'avion, fait que qu'il le fasse s'il veut.


Mais qu'il fasse pas passer ça pour une démarche journalistique.

Amusing: some of the arguments Habs are likely to make against PK (doesn’t kill penalties or play toughest minutes) are Therrien stupidities


amusing lol!!!

COMBIEN ?
- BashCH

I was kidding, I failed, he signed with Toronto.

Then I traded Andrighetto, Leblanc and a 1st for him.

Amusing: some of the arguments Habs are likely to make against PK (doesn’t kill penalties or play toughest minutes) are Therrien stupidities


amusing lol!!!
- EssuieToutJeune

Don't forget how he only won a *Norris.

Ben c'est un trippeux d'avion, fait que qu'il le fasse s'il veut.

Mais qu'il fasse pas passer ça pour une démarche journalistique.
- EssuieToutJeune

Ouais j'ai vu ça...le monde capotent pour rien.

DoublePuke vs. WaterPuke in a Puke match
- basementfloor

Wanna be the Arb ?

Adam really needs to (frank)ing calm down and (frank)ing stop being such a (frank)ing pessimist, (frank)
- Not_Yan

I win !

Leaving MB firmly entrenched in the driver's seat.
- pete26

Until PK leaves as a UFA, yes.

Until PK leaves as a UFA, yes.
- hscesq

New-York, LA or Toronto?

New-York, LA or Toronto?
- Fredobface

I tried to switch the TV on with the wrong remote, it was a riot, I'm still laughing about it.

I was just taping up my stick but I ran out of tape. I couldn't believe it, I asked Ben Street if I could use his and he said I could.

I tried to switch the TV on with the wrong remote, it was a riot, I'm still laughing about it.
- basementfloor

The New York Rangers are probably going to have a beer because they won. Not 1 beer for the whole team, that wouldn't be enough.

I was just taping up my stick but I ran out of tape. I couldn't believe it, I asked Ben Street if I could use his and he said I could.





- basementfloor

I was in a restaurant today and there were 2 forks on the table so I asked for a knife instead of the other fork and they gave it to me.

I was in a restaurant today and there were 2 forks on the table so I asked for a knife instead of the other fork and they gave it to me.
- hscesq

I was just taping up my stick but I ran out of tape. I couldn't believe it, I asked Ben Street if I could use his and he said I could.





- basementfloor

When I went to fold my laundry the bruins were losing, but when I came back they were winning.

I tried to switch the TV on with the wrong remote, it was a riot, I'm still laughing about it.
- basementfloor

I asked Brian McGrattan if he practices shooting that far from the net. He winked at me and said, of course I do Sean.