When he's drinking he can talk for hours.
- Yeti1181

Yeah but incoherent drivel hardly qualifies as talking.

I just assumed he would be on those anyway.
- Jeropotato

No I like to change up his meds constantly so that he won't build up a tolerance, and they will be at maximum effectiveness.

Yeah but incoherent drivel hardly qualifies as talking.
- ruttager17

poor HA. Where is that bastard?


Edit: technically talking, conversing not so much.

poor HA. Where is that bastard?
- Yeti1181

Listening to NWA - (frank) Tha Police and pounding down vodka like this Subban right here! *throws a gangster sign*

Listening to NWA - (frank) Tha Police and pounding down vodka like this Subban right here! *throws a gangster sign*
- YzermanIsTheMan

I see you're picking up the terminology quickly in here.

Listening to NWA - (frank) Tha Police and pounding down vodka like this Subban right here! *throws a gangster sign*
- YzermanIsTheMan

H.A. isn't really a vodka man. Stop trying to be his new BFF. He is my patient/science experiment/BFF

Listening to NWA - (frank) Tha Police and pounding down vodka like this Subban right here! *throws a gangster sign*
- YzermanIsTheMan

Or hes ODing

I think this is entirely possible since he does live on his computer, and the other day EK referred to him as "the best Oilers hockey writer in the country". Apparently being nothing more than a fan with a computer and an internet connection, is all it takes to be a pro hockey writer with inside sources.
- ruttager17

Hey now, I won't claim to have sources unless I actually do.

Hey now, I won't claim to have sources unless I actually do.
- Matt_Henderson

Newmy?

Hey now, I won't claim to have sources unless I actually do.
- Matt_Henderson

Just busting yer balls guy. I'm a fan of your work. It

Well I think we need to look no further than to H.A.'s offspring and how they have developed.
- ruttager17

hay (frank) tard, my kids speak 3 languages... I think that's pretty damn impressive.

Captain? If this were war and you were trying to lead me out of a fox hole I would shoot you in the back to assure Victory.
- Jeropotato

H.A. rates you as second to Morris as most intelligent hockey poster here. I admittedly confess to having him on some pretty psychedelic drugs right now though.
- ruttager17

This is all true... That crazy super weed is the poop...

When he's drinking he can talk for hours.
- Yeti1181

This is true... I live in sask... I got nothing else to do...

poor HA. Where is that bastard?


Edit: technically talking, conversing not so much.
- Yeti1181

Sooo.... You guys don't like my late night phone calls when I'm tripping out/hammered...

Listening to NWA - (frank) Tha Police and pounding down vodka like this Subban right here! *throws a gangster sign*
- YzermanIsTheMan

Change nwa to mgk and vodka to rye..... Pretty much bang on....

*throughs up opposing gangsign*

H.A. isn't really a vodka man. Stop trying to be his new BFF. He is my patient/science experiment/BFF
- ruttager17

no one will ever replace you in my heart....

Or hes ODing
- Oilers4Life14

I've shockingly only ever ODed twice in my life....

Wow a guy takes a nap/passes out for a few hours and look what the (frank) happens....

Wow a guy takes a nap/passes out for a few hours and look what the (frank) happens....
- HouseArrest187

What? I'm trying to help that lazy slackass Jailbait get a job. It's gonna be tough to get a reference when everyone he knows thinks he's a lazy slackass.

What? I'm trying to help that lazy slackass Jailbait get a job. It's gonna be tough to get a reference when everyone he knows thinks he's a lazy slackass.
- Jeropotato

Ya... He's got to quit that poop if he wants to make it in this world...

What did I miss every bodey???

does anyone here think theres any chance of marleau agreeing to a trade to edm? if sj is considering making huge changes, mact has to be kicking tires on that

it's a longshot that he'd leave the cali life to edm, but he is a saskatchewan boy so theres prob more chance of him waiving his ntc than joe.

guy played center for years at an elite level. big fuker, phenomenal speed and a fantastic shot. and can move to the wing if LD turns out as hes been playing wing for a few seasons now.

effing love to have him.

i wouldnt hesitate to start with our first next year and then see what else they wanted.

What did I miss every bodey???
- HouseArrest187

youtube mike tyson fights and you'll be waaaay happier with your next 45 mins

Reimer extended...

WTF is up with those guys?!?