Reveen will join us as well. We'll use the show to market our fleshlights.
- laughs2907

I think I am going to head to Toys r Us and buy a bucket of legos, and build a model to scale of the factory floor, complete with machines, workers, and the office you and Reveen overlook the factory floor from, while you test your products and stare at the workers.

Never heard that before. He's a knob tho, that's for sure.
- Jeropotato

Just made it up... But I know he had to get his calf implants removed.

I think I am going to head to Toys r Us and buy a bucket of legos, and build a model to scale of the factory floor, complete with machines, workers, and the office you and Reveen overlook the factory floor from, while you test your products and stare at the workers.
- ruttager17

Fantastic!

I think I am going to head to Toys r Us and buy a bucket of legos, and build a model to scale of the factory floor, complete with machines, workers, and the office you and Reveen overlook the factory floor from, while you test your products and stare at the workers.
- ruttager17

You Jelly ?

Just made it up... But I know he had to get his calf implants removed.
- laughs2907

Hey those calves can be the most stubborn muscle to experience growth with.

We were going to hire RC to eat all the Lays chips
- Reveen

Matt/RC... Same guy.

Matt/RC... Same guy.
- laughs2907

You Jelly ?
- Reveen

I am at about a 2 out of 10 on the jelly scale. Nowhere near the 10 out of 10 you are at about myself and H.A.'s weekly phone calls to discuss politics, quantum mechanics, how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar, and how retarded all the posters here are.

Matt/RC... Same guy.
- laughs2907

I think this is entirely possible since he does live on his computer, and the other day EK referred to him as "the best Oilers hockey writer in the country". Apparently being nothing more than a fan with a computer and an internet connection, is all it takes to be a pro hockey writer with inside sources.

I am at about a 2 out of 10 on the jelly scale. Nowhere near the 10 out of 10 you are at about myself and H.A.'s weekly phone calls to discuss politics, quantum mechanics, how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar, and how retarded all the posters here are.
- ruttager17

Mutual masturbation with another dude is still gay, even if it's on the phone.

I am at about a 2 out of 10 on the jelly scale. Nowhere near the 10 out of 10 you are at about myself and H.A.'s weekly phone calls to discuss politics, quantum mechanics, how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar, and how retarded all the posters here are. gobbling each other's naughty knob.
- ruttager17

Fixed.

Fixed.
- laughs2907

I am at about a 2 out of 10 on the jelly scale. Nowhere near the 10 out of 10 you are at about myself and H.A.'s weekly phone calls to discuss politics, quantum mechanics, how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar, and how retarded all the posters here are.
- ruttager17

nothing but good things to say about team captain (me), I'm guessing

I am at about a 2 out of 10 on the jelly scale. Nowhere near the 10 out of 10 you are at about myself and H.A.'s weekly phone calls to discuss politics, quantum mechanics, how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar, and
- ruttager17[/b]how retarded all the posters here are.

Once a week? That looks like about a 3 day conversation.

Once a week? That looks like about a 3 day conversation.
- Jeropotato

nothing but good things to say about team captain (me), I'm guessing
- TheNugeIsHuge

Captain? If this were war and you were trying to lead me out of a fox hole I would shoot you in the back to assure Victory.

nothing but good things to say about team captain (me), I'm guessing
- TheNugeIsHuge

HA likes you he ll never tell though.

Fixed.
- laughs2907

Well he better be coming here, cause there is no way I am willingly setting foot into Suckskatchewan.

nothing but good things to say about team captain (me), I'm guessing
- TheNugeIsHuge

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Captain? If this were war and you were trying to lead me out of a fox hole I would shoot you in the back to assure Victory.
- Jeropotato

Definitely.

I'd tea-bag him when he was down too.

nothing but good things to say about team captain (me), I'm guessing
- TheNugeIsHuge

H.A. rates you as second to Morris as most intelligent hockey poster here. I admittedly confess to having him on some pretty psychedelic drugs right now though.

Once a week? That looks like about a 3 day conversation.
- Jeropotato

You think he can talk for 3 days straight???.......without a potent mix of coke and speed?

Definitely.

I'd tea-bag him when he was down too.
- laughs2907

I expect nothing less.

You think he can talk for 3 days straight???.......without a potent mix of coke and speed?
- ruttager17

When he's drinking he can talk for hours.

You think he can talk for 3 days straight???.......without a potent mix of coke and speed?
- ruttager17

I just assumed he would be on those anyway.