Yes sir, alive and walking apparently, so that is good. Take care of yourself and rest up, don't rush back to your normal life till you are good n ready or you will be the next Cindy Crosby.
- ruttager17

Maybe tomorrow I'll roam into the leafs thread and tell my traumatic story followed by me spelling absolutely every (frank)ing thing wrong especially their beloved players like Kessler

For some reason that story warmed my heart. It was kinda sweet of ol' Rutt's to say that.
- Jeropotato

Well hey what do ya say to a 100 year old gal who just farted while her ass was still wet? Her face actually went a lil red from embarrassment. In all honesty from the people I have seen so far, if your bowels are still functioning at 100, then let it rip cause some people go days without a poop.
I even gave her a scalp massage when I shampooed her hair like they give ya at the salon to make her feel better. But don't tell no one cause I am all man and a rugged tough son of a biotch.

Coming home to find two sweet looking asian broads moved in next door and want nothing more than to take turns bobbing on your knob would be way better.
- Jeropotato

That wouldn't be bad

Maybe tomorrow I'll roam into the leafs thread and tell my traumatic story followed by me spelling absolutely every (frank)ing thing wrong especially their beloved players like Kessler
- OilerFan16

Hey that is how Hallwillcrushyou and Time2produce type on a daily basis.

But in all seriousness take it easy man. I am already searching for a heart for Nated81 and that is trouble enough. Don't think I will be able to find a brain donor for you.

Well hey what do ya say to a 100 year old gal who just farted while her ass was still wet? Her face actually went a lil red from embarrassment. In all honesty from the people I have seen so far, if your bowels are still functioning at 100, then let it rip cause some people go days without a poop.
I even gave her a scalp massage when I shampooed her hair like they give ya at the salon to make her feel better. But don't tell no one cause I am all man and a rugged tough son of a biotch.
- ruttager17

You are so sweet

Hey that is how Hallwillcrushyou and Time2produce type on a daily basis.

But in all seriousness take it easy man. I am already searching for a heart for Nated81 and that is trouble enough. Don't think I will be able to find a brain donor for you.
- ruttager17

You might be able to combine the two....poopty thing is Chico trades a perfectly good heart for a semi retarded brain.

Hey that is how Hallwillcrushyou and Time2produce type on a daily basis.

But in all seriousness take it easy man. I am already searching for a heart for Nated81 and that is trouble enough. Don't think I will be able to find a brain donor for you.
- ruttager17

Yeah haha I know I haven't moved to far yet. And you'd probably give me some (frank)ed up brain that likes clown porn or something (frank)ed

That wouldn't be bad
- OilerFan16

Are you kidding me? That "wouldn't be bad"? It's basically my unattainable life long fantasy your "meh" about.

You are so sweet
- OilerFan16

Nah. Those people pay good money to live there so the way I see it is I am part healthcare and part room service. Plus there are some real nasty, lazy, neglectful female doges that work in those places, so it is the least I can do to make em feel comfortable, when some others couldn't give two sh!ts and are just there for the money.

You might be able to combine the two....poopty thing is Chico trades a perfectly good heart for a semi retarded brain.
- Jeropotato

I hope you refer to my brain as semi retarded only because of my concussion history

I hope you refer to my brain as semi retarded only because of my concussion history
- OilerFan16

(frank) maybe you did get your marbles rattled. Read the post carefully.

Your heart.
Nated's brain.

Aww forget it.

Yeah haha I know I haven't moved to far yet. And you'd probably give me some (frank)ed up brain that likes clown porn or something (frank)ed
- OilerFan16

Hey I wouldn't be getting you reveen's brain. Come on. I am a scientist but not one of them mad scientist types.

Are you kidding me? That "wouldn't be bad"? It's basically my unattainable life long fantasy your "meh" about.
- Jeropotato

Sorry that was my way of saying (frank) yeah. Basically I'd be as happy as a pedophile on a schoolbus

Sorry that was my way of saying (frank) yeah. Basically I'd be as happy as a pedophile on a schoolbus
- OilerFan16

That was creepy.

(frank) maybe you did get your marbles rattled. Read the post carefully.

Your heart.
Nated's brain.

Aww forget it.
- Jeropotato

Misinterpretation, my bad!

That was creepy.
- Jeropotato

I felt weird typing it but you wanted something more so I did that

That was creepy.
- Jeropotato

On a positive note. Only 184 more posts to go till we hit the 1500 mark.

Hey I wouldn't be getting you reveen's brain. Come on. I am a scientist but not one of them mad scientist types.
- ruttager17

Thank god

(frank) did that ronda rousey give our Canadian girl a beatdown tonite.

(frank) did that ronda rousey give our Canadian girl a beatdown tonite.
- Snagglepuss

Tennis is for Lesbians.

Tennis is for Lesbians.
- Jeropotato

You guys want to talk about Rock then I'll lay it on you. Top 10 all-time.
10. Ted Nugent
9.The Pogues
8.Iron Maiden
7.Motorhead
6.Turbonegro
5.Van Halen (Not Van-Hagar)
4.The Ramones
3.The Clash
2.Black Sabbath (Ozzy and Dio were equals)
1.AC/DC (Bon Scott Years)
- Jeropotato

Sorry I'm late, but I wanted to comment on this, despite my age.

If you're making a list on the guys that revolutionized the craft, then yes, The Ramones can be there. Otherwise, eat a (frank)ing d!ck! The lyrics are poorly written, the vocalist sounds like he's gargling semen, the guitar parts are simple and droll beyond belief, and the drummer was, well, a very average drummer.

I can't argue with your top-3- maybe The Clash could be bumped down, but I won't contest that right now- or Van Halen cause they all did big things for the genre, but beyond that, it's all your personal preference.

EDIT: Switch The Clash and Iron Maiden around.

Tennis is for Lesbians.
- Jeropotato

Lol, (frank) tennis

Sorry I'm late, but I wanted to comment on this, despite my age.

If you're making a list on the guys that revolutionized the craft, then yes, The Ramones can be there. Otherwise, eat a (frank)ing d!ck! The lyrics are poorly written, the vocalist sounds like he's gargling semen, the guitar parts are simple and droll beyond belief, and the drummer was, well, a very average drummer.

I can't argue with your top-3- maybe The Clash could be bumped down, but I won't contest that right now- or Van Halen cause they all did big things for the genre, but beyond that, it's all your personal preference.

EDIT: Switch The Clash and Iron Maiden around.
- MaximumBone

Any top ten rock list that leaves out G n R and even Motley Crue needs some serious adjusting.

Sorry that was my way of saying (frank) yeah. Basically I'd be as happy as a pedophile on a schoolbus
- OilerFan16

I don't feel safe