pretty sure the questions were asked to d0pes relatives down in arkansas or alabama or wherever those poor souls are, if they were asked to anyone at all. so much of what he C&P's in bull you never know.

normal americans like us up here don't get a bunch of those questions wrong.
- kicksave856

how many did you get right?

how many did you get right?
- basementfloor

a normal American gets about 4-5 right, up from a southern American who gets 0-2 based on Bible studies

how many did you get right?
- basementfloor

i don't remember but i may have posted my results in the aftermath.

i remember it wasn't really that difficult of a test and i knew right away d0pe's little story was bull (which is really a shock).

pV = nRT
where

p is pressure
V is volume
n is the number of moles
R is the universal gas constant
T is temperature (K)
where the proportionality constant, now named R, is the universal gas constant with a value of 0.08206 (atm∙L)/(mol∙K). An equivalent formulation of this Law is:


Higher altitude = lower pressure. if pressure goes down, temperature on the right side of the equation must go down to compensate

except I jumbled everything in my head and picked higher instead of lower and I knew it was lower

Also got the vaccine inventor wrong - it was 50/50 between Curie and Salk - I had no idea who either was
- twiztedmike

Amazing that you know this and yet still can't figure out how to (frank) off

Amazing that you know this and yet still can't figure out how to (frank) off
- BINGO!

lol

Amazing that you know this and yet still can't figure out how to (frank) off
- BINGO!

Please demonstrate for me so I can learn

how many did you get right?
- basementfloor

11

11
- AGalchenyuk27

which one did you bungle?

which one did you bungle?
- basementfloor

Water and I will appeal to the Supreme Court on this.

lol how could someone get the magnifying glass one wrong

lol how could someone get the magnifying glass one wrong
- Crimsoninja

I think I overthought it

I think I overthought it
- basementfloor

Glad you survived the overthinking episode at least

lol how could someone get the magnifying glass one wrong
- Crimsoninja

only one i got wrong

water lol

only one i got wrong

water lol
- -davies-

Smart is SOOOOO sexy

Nearly 20% of Trump’s voters disagree with the freeing of slaves in Southern states after the Civil War.
- PhillySportsGuy

i still think it was a travesty

- penguininnevada

wow

Husband Store




A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:





You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:





Floor 1- These men Have Jobs





She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:





Floor 2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'




So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:




Floor 3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.




'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going




She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:




Floor 4- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.




'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'




Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:





Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.





She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to thesixth floor, where the sign reads:





Floor 6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



PLEASE NOTE:



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited .................

sooooo

what are you guys up to?

sooooo

what are you guys up to?
- kicksave856

I am thinking about what I should have for breakfast

I am thinking about what I should have for breakfast
- PhillySportsGuy

- kicksave856

I was thinking about Wawa, but decided to come home instead. I am regretting that decision

I enjoyed your joke d0pps and I think kicksave856 will enjoy my breakfast update.


everyone goes home happy.

I enjoyed your joke d0pps and I think kicksave856 will enjoy my breakfast update.


everyone goes home happy.
- dt99999

right on bud™

Husband Store




A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:





You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:





Floor 1- These men Have Jobs





She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:





Floor 2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'




So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:




Floor 3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.




'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going




She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:




Floor 4- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.




'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'




Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:





Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.





She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to thesixth floor, where the sign reads:





Floor 6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



PLEASE NOTE:



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited .................
- D0PPELGANGER

if i paid you $10,000 would you allow me to piss on you?