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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Jan 14 @ 5:37 PM ET
well we're about to find out how valuable/valueless d0pes time is to him.
- kicksave856
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Jan 14 @ 6:03 PM ET

- D0PPELGANGER

trump campaign poster
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 14 @ 6:52 PM ET
remember that time America and Canada were founded based on the principle of religious freedom?
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Jan 14 @ 6:55 PM ET
remember that time America and Canada were founded based on the principle of religious freedom?
- Crimsoninja

remember when the United States invaded Canada?
D0PPELGANGER
Ottawa Senators
Location: Ottawa, ON
Joined: 05.06.2015
Jan 15 @ 9:29 AM ET
I am a genius and not a racist

That's all the proof you need
- twiztedmike


A genius would know that "Muslim" is not a race.


Fail
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 15 @ 9:31 AM ET
aaaaaand it's valueless.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Jan 15 @ 9:34 AM ET
remember when the United States invaded Canada?
- watsonnostaw


Yeah. That went well.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 15 @ 9:39 AM ET
Yeah. That went well.
- BINGO!

i don't know anything about it but i imagine it went like this:

AMERICA: we're here to invade.
CANADA: oh hi. sit down. do you want some coffee?
AMERICA: yeah, that'd be nice. thanks.
CANADA: oh don't be silly. the pleasure's all mine.
AMERICA: what are we doing? these people are super nice. let's just leave them alone.
CANADA: here, have a poutine before you go.
D0PPELGANGER
Ottawa Senators
Location: Ottawa, ON
Joined: 05.06.2015
Jan 15 @ 9:40 AM ET
Yeah. That went well.
- BINGO!


which time?
http://mentalfloss.com/ar...4-times-us-invaded-canada
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Jan 15 @ 9:46 AM ET
A genius would know that "Muslim" is not a race.


Fail
- D0PPELGANGER

Don't argue with me I have 10 articles I'm ready to paste proving you wrong
D0PPELGANGER
Ottawa Senators
Location: Ottawa, ON
Joined: 05.06.2015
Jan 15 @ 9:48 AM ET
Don't argue with me I have 10 articles I'm ready to paste proving you wrong
- twiztedmike



Bring it on
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 15 @ 9:50 AM ET
well at least now he knows what the rest of us have known for years.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Jan 15 @ 9:52 AM ET
Bring it on
- D0PPELGANGER

They are all mildly relevant according to the abstract and some of them may even contradict what I say but they are all long-ass articles and posting them will make me look smart!! (And less importantly, right)
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Jan 15 @ 9:54 AM ET
i don't know anything about it but i imagine it went like this:

AMERICA: we're here to invade.
CANADA: oh hi. sit down. do you want some coffee?
AMERICA: yeah, that'd be nice. thanks.
CANADA: oh don't be silly. the pleasure's all mine.
AMERICA: what are we doing? these people are super nice. let's just leave them alone.
CANADA: here, have a poutine before you go.
- kicksave856



Something like that.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 15 @ 9:54 AM ET
They are all mildly relevant according to the abstract and some of them may even contradict what I say but they are all long-ass articles and posting them will make me look smart!! (And less importantly, right)
- twiztedmike

ha. twiztedmike for the win.
D0PPELGANGER
Ottawa Senators
Location: Ottawa, ON
Joined: 05.06.2015
Jan 15 @ 9:55 AM ET
They are all mildly relevant according to the abstract and some of them may even contradict what I say but they are all long-ass articles and posting them will make me look smart!! (And less importantly, right)
- twiztedmike



Al lot of talk but no action
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Jan 15 @ 9:56 AM ET
Al lot of talk but no action
- D0PPELGANGER

No I've decided to protest the liberal establishment by invading a hick ranch and beg the public for donations to oppose the communist and socialist liberal agenda

no dildos pls
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Jan 15 @ 9:57 AM ET
No I've decided to protest the liberal establishment by invading a hick ranch and beg the public for donations to oppose the communist and socialist liberal agenda

no dildos pls
- twiztedmike


*mails dildo*
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Jan 15 @ 9:58 AM ET
*mails dildo*
- BINGO!

ty

d0pps will be pleased
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Jan 15 @ 9:59 AM ET
ty

d0pps will be pleased
- twiztedmike


Did you se the dude that shipped them a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant?
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Jan 15 @ 10:07 AM ET
Did you se the dude that shipped them a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant?
- BINGO!



utter humiliation (but why would you spend that much money LOL)
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Jan 15 @ 10:07 AM ET
i also want to note d0pps mysterious disappearance ever since I sent him the dildo
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 15 @ 10:45 AM ET
i also want to note d0pps mysterious disappearance ever since I sent him the dildo
- twiztedmike

he just disappears for hours, sometimes days, at a time when he gets destroyed.

it may have nothing to do with the dildo (the sex toy, not the person).
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Jan 15 @ 10:50 AM ET
i don't know anything about it but i imagine it went like this:

AMERICA: we're here to invade.
CANADA: oh hi. sit down. do you want some coffee?
AMERICA: yeah, that'd be nice. thanks.
CANADA: oh don't be silly. the pleasure's all mine.
AMERICA: what are we doing? these people are super nice. let's just leave them alone.
CANADA: here, have a poutine before you go.
- kicksave856


You forgot the "eh" and "dontcha know" and "aboot"
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 15 @ 10:56 AM ET
You forgot the "eh" and "dontcha know" and "aboot"
- Streit2ThePoint

i didn't want to be offensive.
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