My ears were burnin', but it was just you. Huh.

Have to adjust the sensitivity.
- tangent_man

Call me a taxi, the Andrew Bynum tangent is coming at the next fork in the road.

Call me a taxi, the Andrew Bynum tangent is coming at the next fork in the road.
- mayorofangrytown

I think this thread has too many metaphors

I think this thread has too many metaphors
- PhillySportsGuy

10 more metaphors and we'll have a children's book.

10 more metaphors and we'll have a children's book.
- mayorofangrytown

Something to share with the Leafs threads, then?

Something to share with the Leafs threads, then?
- tangent_man

They can stop staring at the monkey in the Refi ad on the side.

10 more metaphors and we'll have a children's book.
- mayorofangrytown

I think for the entire first period we should only use metaphors

I think for the entire first period we should only use metaphors
- PhillySportsGuy

Can we toss in a euphemism or two?

Can we toss in a euphemism or two?
- tangent_man

Don't forget some similies and a blatant exaggeration or 2!

Don't forget some similies and a blatant exaggeration or 2!
- BiggE

The exaggerations are a given in these parts.

LET'S GO FLYERS!!! CLAP! ~ CLAP! ~ CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!!!



LET'S GO FLYERS!!! CLAP! ~ CLAP! ~ CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!!!



LET'S GO FLYERS!!! CLAP! ~ CLAP! ~ CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!!!
- ggunky

10 more metaphors and we'll have a children's book.
- mayorofangrytown

No Two People Are Not On Fire

Curiosity and examination of change drives the taxi down the road of life's tangents.
- mayorofangrytown

I was just messing with ya Moat... But i really i dont care

These 10 pm games really make me wish certain narcotics were legal

These 10 pm games really make me wish certain narcotics were legal
- JoeRussomanno

Try a newborn, they'll keep you up all night long.

Try a newborn, they'll keep you up all night long.
- jmatchett383

just go on down to your local newborn store and pick one up!

just go on down to your local newborn store and pick one up!
- hammarby31

now that would add some excitement to the game

I have to work late and ended up selling my ticket for the game tonight.
Mthfc#%*#%r

Oh well, will just plan a trip to Philly in April to see some Flyers playoff hockey.

Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger 25s
Seems to be more trade activity brewing around the Hurricanes. Could be an interesting night.

Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger 25s
Seems to be more trade activity brewing around the Hurricanes. Could be an interesting night.
- JAKEw1234

Probably Skinner for L. Schenn.

I have to work late and ended up selling my ticket for the game tonight.
Mthfc#%*#%r

Oh well, will just plan a trip to Philly in April to see some Flyers playoff hockey.
- Marc D

If the Flyers lose, you will feel better about not being able to go.

Try a newborn, they'll keep you up all night long.
- jmatchett383

No thanks i did that... 4 times

just go on down to your local newborn store and pick one up!
- hammarby31

If there was such a thing certain narcotics would be necessary

Probably Skinner for L. Schenn.
- PLindbergh31

e4

I was just messing with ya Moat... But i really i dont care
- JoeRussomanno

Oh, I know. I don't give a crap either but when it came up at work I wondered how long I'd stopped paying attention. I like to know these things.

If the Flyers lose, you will feel better about not being able to go.
- PLindbergh31

flyers are a blast in Vancouver.
Lots of Flyers fans show up out of the woodwork.
One yr there was a guy wearing a flyers jersey labelled hammer.
He was just super obnoxious but the polite Canucks fans just ignored him.
One guy I sat close to was just going on about how bad Hartnell suks the whole game,
I think he must post on here!