Dude, trust me, its not worth it. He will say its just an initiation... but its a trick. You will wake up on the coast... sore... and naked.
- HouseArrest187

This is inaccurate AND insulting!

He'll wake up in my basement sore and naked.

This is inaccurate AND insulting!

He'll wake up in my basement sore and naked.
- laughs2907

Playing favorites now are we. You left me in the elements to die.

Playing favorites now are we. You left me in the elements to die.
- HouseArrest187

That was during the initial phase. We needed to ensure that our foundation was incredibly strong. New members will be trained by the best, and will eventually become the leaders of tomorrow.

That was during the initial phase. We needed to ensure that our foundation was incredibly strong. New members will be trained by the best, and will eventually become the leaders of tomorrow.
- laughs2907

Oh... Ok, go for it abware.

Dude, trust me, its not worth it. He will say its just an initiation... but its a trick. You will wake up on the coast... sore... and naked.
- HouseArrest187

I have to laugh at people on these flea market shows... This one woman was just haggling over a table that cost $2,000... The seller said she could go to $1,750, but the seller was like I can't do more than $1,725 Whatever, b1tch... You spend more than $25 a day in Cheetos!

You may sound like sh1t to yourself, but sound awesome to others

I was at a wedding yesterday, and whenever they wanted the bride and groom to kiss, they had to go up and sing a song with the word "love" in it... Worst singing I have ever heard in my life. I couldn't have imagined any worse.
- laughs2907

My favorite wedding moment was from when I was about 14. One of my druncles kept requesting love shack by the B52's (also what I assume you call your shed) But the singer didn't know the words. After the 15th time of requesting it the singer invited my druncle on stage to sing it, turns out he only knew the chorus, barely, and he like most in the family was tone deaf.

Well that time and the time a guy threw up a bottle of red wine on the table during the speeches before dinner. That was priceless.

I have to laugh at people on these flea market shows... This one woman was just haggling over a table that cost $2,000... The seller said she could go to $1,750, but the seller was like I can't do more than $1,725 Whatever, b1tch... You spend more than $25 a day in Cheetos!
- laughs2907

that's like my dad, guy will fight to the death over $ 5.

My favorite wedding moment was from when I was about 14. One of my druncles kept requesting love shack by the B52's (also what I assume you call your shed) But the singer didn't know the words. After the 15th time of requesting it the singer invited my druncle on stage to sing it, turns out he only knew the chorus, barely, and he like most in the family was tone deaf.

Well that time and the time a guy threw up a bottle of red wine on the table during the speeches before dinner. That was priceless.
- abware

My favorite moment -- I was standing up to a wedding a few years back, and my cousin (who was sitting next to me) was loaded... The place was dead silent because the priest was saying a prayer before we ate, and my cousin let out an enormous fart. It was deafening.

that's like my dad, guy will fight to the death over $ 5.
- HouseArrest187

Cut him in on our rattlesnake/bull business.

Cut him in on our rattlesnake/bull business.
- laughs2907

Guys scared poopless of snakes. You know he has never been in my house?

Guys scared poopless of snakes. You know he has never been in my house?
- HouseArrest187

Yeah that's not cause of the snakes though

Yeah that's not cause of the snakes though
- Yeti1181

True

True
- HouseArrest187

Side note my sister went to school with Ryan (blogger) and I went to school with his brother and sister.

Guys scared poopless of snakes. You know he has never been in my house?
- HouseArrest187

He doesn't have to handle the merchandise, he can be our "negotiator".

He doesn't have to handle the merchandise, he can be our "negotiator".
- abware

William Shatner

Side note my sister went to school with Ryan (blogger) and I went to school with his brother and sister.
- Yeti1181

Cool. No one cares.

Yeah that's not cause of the snakes though
- Yeti1181

He doesn't have to handle the merchandise, he can be our "negotiator".
- abware

Meh. I've been doing this long enough... I got this.

Cool. No one cares.
- HouseArrest187

Cool. No one cares.
- HouseArrest187

(frank) you

Meh. I've been doing this long enough... I got this.
- HouseArrest187

I'll handle the bulls.

I'll handle the balls.
- laughs2907

- laughs2907

suck up

(frank) you
- Yeti1181