- AdamFrench

Great job...

You are a master..

Give her a break, thats just an oral sperm guard.

The story goes that one day, when she was 14, her father was very disappointed when she came home from school with a D on her report card and dried Jizz on her "Hello Kitty" knapsack.

He's made her wear that ever since. Anyway, who are you to judge as you methodically beat off to her image under the pale grey light of your computer monitor?
- Any_Habs_rumours?

This kinda stuff.....not really funny.

and they pick on me for pressing the remote of my goal light
- bobbyisno1

you mean, that's not code?

I know I'm gonna regret this but, Bon Jovi (frank)ing blows.
- Pecafan Fan

Couple of good karaoke songs, that's pretty much it.

More like Hannibal Lector.. clinically clearing up all your errors.. corrected all the spelling in your posts in my reply...

That is what we do.. fix things...


- DoctorNHL

thanks man. thats awesome. so is HBK.

tell me more about touring with the rolling stones and skid row. what was it like.

Schtick is getting stale now.
- robin_steele264

Coming from you.. everyone only wishes that you really cared and helped others....

"dogs"
- DoctorNHL

female dogees

That doesn't work in a real fight.. you do understand that...?
- DoctorNHL

Pfft, it works just fine if you can execute it. Maybe you are not as great as you say you are... you are a fraud! I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN YOUR GLORIOUS DEEDS OF JUSTICE! THEY WERE ALL LIES!

I know I'm gonna regret this but, Bon Jovi (frank)ing blows.
- Pecafan Fan

Phil X doesnt thought

This kinda stuff.....not really funny.
- yemrots

You only say that because it isn't.

Schtick is getting stale now.
- robin_steele264

bout 8-9 pages now actually

Phil X doesnt thought
- Floor Crack

I love Phil X....guy is a riot.

EDIT: just to clarify - I meant on video's and interviews and stuff I'VE NEVER MET HIM or toured with him or anything.

You only say that because it isn't.
- Any_Habs_rumours?

Give her a break, thats just an oral sperm guard.

The story goes that one day, when she was 14, her father was very disappointed when she came home from school with a D on her report card and dried Jizz on her "Hello Kitty" knapsack.

He's made her wear that ever since. Anyway, who are you to judge as you methodically beat off to her image under the pale grey light of your computer monitor?
- Any_Habs_rumours?

A) I have a lamp on.
B) I already met my quota for the day earlier.

C) Who are you to think of me pullin my pudder to a wild animal?

You only say that because it isn't.
- Any_Habs_rumours?

Definitely humour.. if you are into it...

"Cmon Dave, gimme a break"
- JIMI-JAMES

one break, coming up!

Definitely humour.. if you are into it...



- DoctorNHL

She just saw your spinning back-kick.

alright now he's really jumped the shark

They spent enough time sucking Richards in the redlight district.
- Symba007

fixed

Dafuq is all this ish?

Phil X doesnt thought
- Floor Crack

You mean "though"

Yes considering I played with so many great guitar players.. Phil X was the best.. by FAR.

Before he backed off he had more chops than anyone.. not even close.. I watched him do Yngwie's Evil Eye live.. in full speed not even Yngwie could do that well live.. He is the most wasted guitar player ever.. two handed.. strict speed no one could compare with him.. EVER.

Coming from you.. everyone only wishes that you really cared and helped others....


- DoctorNHL

forget him man. he doesnt understand what it takes to help others and save the innocent.

She just saw your spinning back-kick.
- A_Tree

Only the one that connected to your fat head... it was a horror show.. like popping a water balloon of insanity..

- Pecafan Fan

just phoned my Labatt rep and told him i'd run Bud if he'd get me a Light.
he said yes.
no more button pushing for me suckers