Flyfreaky
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lol going well wtf is going on in here?! seems like everyone is all 
- big_dion
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AGalchenyuk27
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Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
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boom
- Crimsoninja
I hear u abuse children, true? |
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Once I almost got beaten up by a guy like you. I was 29 at the time and dating his 12 year old sister. The sex was getting a little stale and I wanted to go back door on her. The guy didn't like that idea (not sure why I told him but whatever) and threatened to beat me up. I'm 5'2' 320lbs so the guy could have easily taken me.
We talked it out and he gave me a great suggestion to solve my problem. He told me to take an old mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Then poop in it and duct tape a bagel to the top and pop it in the microwave for 45 seconds.... bingo! it was just like going kodak hole on a 12 year old. Well I think it's just like that cuz I don't really know.
- Any_Habs_rumours?
You I would've annihilated they would still be looking for your pieces.. you wouldn't have even come close to any of my family they are too smart.. you would've saw me and ran.. in this face of horror.. I would live in your nightmares.. and your every thought would've been survival.. but I would've squashed you early.. fat little bugger would've been great for my spinning back kick.
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CaptainK
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Location: K is for Kessel
Joined: 03.01.2010
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He'd be perfect as catwoman.
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Any_Habs_rumours?
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: On a steady diet of Government
Joined: 10.05.2007
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Watch out, I'm pretty sure this guy will hunt you down and beat you up. I hope you're not an anorexic tall guy.
- A_Tree
As I mentioned earlier I am 5'2" and 320 lbs so I have no desire to tangle with the good Doctor.
I would rather dip my junk in liquid nitrogen, snap off my wang, dip it in glue and kitty litter, then spend the afternoon dry raping myself with my own wiener, than meet the fists of fury of DoctorNHL |
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Pecafan Fan
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Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009
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You I would've annihilated they would still be looking for your pieces.. you wouldn't have even come close to any of my family they are too smart.. you would've saw me and ran.. in this face of horror.. I would live in your nightmares.. and your every thought would've been survival.. but I would've squashed you early.. fat little bugger would've been great for my spinning back kick.
- DoctorNHL
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A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011
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You I would've annihilated they would still be looking for your pieces.. you wouldn't have even come close to any of my family they are too smart.. you would've saw me and ran.. in this face of horror.. I would live in your nightmares.. and your every thought would've been survival.. but I would've squashed you early.. fat little bugger would've been great for my spinning back kick.
- DoctorNHL
Quoted.
Forever. |
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Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Joined: 07.20.2011
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As I mentioned earlier I am 5'2" and 320 lbs so I have no desire to tangle with the good Doctor.
I would rather dip my junk in liquid nitrogen, snap off my wang, dip it in glue and kitty litter, then spend the afternoon dry raping myself with my own wiener, than meet the fists of fury of DoctorNHL
- Any_Habs_rumours?
Yeah, but it would be for charity... |
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CaptainK
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: K is for Kessel
Joined: 03.01.2010
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You I would've annihilated they would still be looking for your pieces.. you wouldn't have even come close to any of my family they are too smart.. you would've saw me and ran.. in this face of horror.. I would live in your nightmares.. and your every thought would've been survival.. but I would've squashed you early.. fat little bugger would've been great for my spinning back kick.
- DoctorNHL
Spinning heel or Spinning toe? |
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You I would've annihilated they would still be looking for your pieces.. you wouldn't have even come close to any of my family they are too smart.. you would've saw me and ran.. in this face of horror.. I would live in your nightmares.. and your every thought would've been survival.. but I would've squashed you early.. fat little bugger would've been great for my spinning back kick.
- DoctorNHL
you tell him man. i told him before. thats not funny. i knew a block leader like you would have set him straight. typical habs fan.
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Location: Somewhere Between
Joined: 07.17.2010
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Spinning heel or Spinning toe?
- CaptainK
spinning reverse crescent of course |
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CaptainK
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: K is for Kessel
Joined: 03.01.2010
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you tell him man. i told him before. thats not funny. i knew a block leader like you would have set him straight. typical habs fan.
- Floor Crack
Those hab fans, always looking to corn hole a 12 yr old. Must have something to do with their everlonging desire to be eurotrash soccer fans. |
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The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Joined: 01.29.2008
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You I would've annihilated they would still be looking for your pieces.. you wouldn't have even come close to any of my family they are too smart.. you would've saw me and ran.. in this face of horror.. I would live in your nightmares.. and your every thought would've been survival.. but I would've squashed you early.. fat little bugger would've been great for my spinning back kick.
- DoctorNHL
The female doges love that move ... |
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CaptainK
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: K is for Kessel
Joined: 03.01.2010
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spinning reverse crescent of course
- JIMI-JAMES
Oh the most deadly of them all.. nice. |
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you left a record deal to go to the UK? wow dude. must have been something really cool to do in UK. UK has some great music too. should have got your record deal transferred and you coulda started up something like the next beetles.
no way triumph? they rock too hard man. canadian too. and bon jovi. your buddy was better than bon jovi on guitar? i bet you he didnt have better hair though. nobody has better hair than bon jovi dude. nobody. not even celine dion. nobody.
jammed with zakk wylde! dude thats WYLDE! you shouldnt sell that stuff. frame it or something. have it vaacccuum sealed and put it on the wall. or in your garage. maybe even bronze it. you could swing it like an AXE if you ever have to set some guy straight in your neighbourhood.
- Floor Crack
Takin the piss are you..
I am nobody.. who do you know.. I have been a roady for the Rolling Stones.. Skid Row and many others.. have played with some great musicians...
What have you done..
I was Head of a faculty for local college...
I have done every job well.. butcher.. awesome with a knife.. i worked there for years..
Nothing I can't learn and be at the top..
What have you done..
tell us...
While I was shagging women left and right.. what did you do..?
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011
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This thread is hard on the eyes. Needs more Dutch Women's Field Hockey team.
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FlareKnight
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Joined: 07.28.2006
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One thing I didn't like from the latest Leaf Buzz is already coming up with excuses for failure.
Has this team been so bad for so long that people can't just get excited about playoff hockey? "Oh they are the underdog, haven't been in the playoffs in forever, so just expect to lose." It's the playoffs, it's supposed to be disappointing if you lose. Only one team ends up succeeding in the end.
The odds may not be great, but I say people should start off with optimism and see where it goes.
Plus maybe can stop being like Howard Burger and assuming the entire fanbase is stupid.
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The female doges love that move ...
- The Law
"dogs"
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Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009
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I have done every job well.. butcher.. awesome with a knife..
- DoctorNHL
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you tell him man. i told him before. thats not funny. i knew a block leader like you would have set him straight. typical habs fan.
- Floor Crack
Uriah Hall looked good unfortunately he lost in the TUF finale.. by a hard working Joe...
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Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009
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One thing I didn't like from the latest Leaf Buzz is already coming up with excuses for failure.
Has this team been so bad for so long that people can't just get excited about playoff hockey? "Oh they are the underdog, haven't been in the playoffs in forever, so just expect to lose." It's the playoffs, it's supposed to be disappointing if you lose. Only one team ends up succeeding in the end.
The odds may not be great, but I say people should start off with optimism and see where it goes.
Plus maybe can stop being like Howard Burger and assuming the entire fanbase is stupid.
- FlareKnight
Yeah good points, bro. |
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UsernameUnknown
Seattle Kraken |
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Location: Gotta' Catch Em All!
Joined: 03.25.2013
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This thread is hard on the eyes. Needs more Dutch Women's Field Hockey team.
- Zezel
You couldn't have cropped out the alpaca of the left? |
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Any_Habs_rumours?
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: On a steady diet of Government
Joined: 10.05.2007
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Those hab fans, always looking to corn hole a 12 yr old. Must have something to do with their everlonging desire to be eurotrash soccer fans.
- CaptainK
I thought I showed tremendous restraint. It's ok to WANT to corn hole a 12 yr old (gender of your choice) because, after all, who among us can truly say they don't want to.
You just cant ACTUALLY do it - The law tends to look at this much more seriously.
I would also kindly ask you to quit besmirching my reputation - You make me out to be some kind of freak. |
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
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I hear u abuse children, true?
- AGalchenyuk27
no way.
i know DoctorMan would find me |
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