oh yeah, telling a chick that you are going to hate (frank) their tonsils raw really gets them wet.

love that poop.

Juggers you can borrow that line anytime
- Oilhab

- It might be a sacrilege to talk to you because only in Greek mythology are mere mortals allowed to talk to goddesses.

-Sorry, they don't do doggy bags here; the only thing you can bring home is me.

k, how does the teacher giving back the exams tell you that boomer is dating someone?
- Oilhab

Hear name. Find on Facebook.

Calisse. Bunch of clueless wieners.
- hscesq

thanks sweetcheeks
- Oilhab

Hey! I dunno what you and your lady friend avs fan have going on, but Im not a Snood type of Guy!

- It might be a sacrilege to talk to you because only in Greek mythology are mere mortals allowed to talk to goddesses.

-Sorry, they don't do doggy bags here; the only thing you can bring home is me.
- jugkope

this explains everything, you are apologizing before they even say a word

a come hither nod and a little smile is all you need

scope out the place, trying not to seem too dam creepy, find one looking in your direction and give them the nod

then let them talk about themselves then make them laugh

done deal

Hear name. Find on Facebook.
- jugkope

i see

Hey! I dunno what you and your lady friend avs fan have going on, but Im not a Snood type of Guy!
- Jimmy_wiener

then get up off your knees and scurry out the door

this explains everything, you are apologizing before they even say a word

a come hither nod and a little smile is all you need

scope out the place, trying not to seem too dam creepy, find one looking in your direction and give them the nod

then let them talk about themselves then make them laugh

done deal
- Oilhab

"The place"?

Not looking too creep?

Looking in my direction (without an expression of disgust I believe).

They don't talk to me.

this explains everything, you are apologizing before they even say a word

a come hither nod and a little smile is all you need

scope out the place, trying not to seem too dam creepy, find one looking in your direction and give them the nod

then let them talk about themselves then make them laugh

done deal
- Oilhab

And these are great pickup lines. I'm specially proud of the 2nd one.

"The place"?

Not looking too creep?

Looking in my direction (without an expression of disgust I believe).

They don't talk to me.
- jugkope

you must be really hideous

you must be really hideous
- Oilhab

Ask mr. peanut. He'll tell you.

And these are great pickup lines. I'm specially proud of the 2nd one.
- jugkope

no girl is going to give you the time of day if you are apologizing for wasting her time with your pathetic self.

confidence , get some

This is a bad time to interupt.

This is a bad time to interupt.
- La Raie

i'm done and out of here enjoy the night shift

Ask mr. peanut. He'll tell you.
- jugkope

95% of dudes are ugly, and they get chicks all the time stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out here and bone some chicks

no girl is going to give you the time of day if you are apologizing for wasting her time with your pathetic self.

confidence , get some
- Oilhab

I'd need a confidence boost, but I'd need confidence to get in a situation to get a confidence boost, and I need a confidence boost to get the aforementioned confidence, etc etc loop.

95% of dudes are ugly, and they get chicks all the time
- Oilhab

They want any chicks. I want A lady.

i'm done and out of here enjoy the night shift
- Oilhab

I thought You were just getting started!

They want any chicks. I want A lady.
- jugkope

work your way up

I thought You were just getting started!
- Jimmy_wiener

i got to get to the gym so i can get my swell on and check out the youngins in their lulu's

- ShootingSemin

Hai

i got to get to the gym so i can get my swell on and check out the youngins in their lulu's
- Oilhab

Have you heard if GSP`s Rush fit works? Serious Question.

95% of dudes are ugly, and they get chicks all the time stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out here and bone some chicks
- Oilhab

This Juggers, this...

Hai
- Rayven

fag.

j/k

no really

lol

rayvan

work your way up
- Oilhab

I don't feel the need that much that I'd have to get involved with the uglies. Even if I don't deserve better.