See, I don't know what you just said there, so I'm going to take it as an insult........to Richard



non hockey related, but I keep seeing the "christian mingle" website being advertised on this site, it's driving me mad. I mean seriously, how damned for life would you be to go on a christian mingle website to meet chicks when you're not christian ? just a tiny sin ? or like totally damned burn for eternity type thing ? 1-10 ... I'm just asking for a friend
- Thesource

I was told that those sites have the kinkiest/horniest people out there. Not even kidding.

Why would you wana meet Christian chicks anyway? You're not getting any anyways
- Deadmau55

According to what I heard, they're like rabbits.

According to what I heard, they're like rabbits.
- laughs2907

I heard they're more like warm apple pie.

I heard they're more like warm apple pie.
- RichardHertz

Funny that after I said the rabbit thing, Thesource disappeared

I was told that those sites have the kinkiest/horniest people out there. Not even kidding.
- laughs2907

Because they are physco religious basket cases ? Talk about being bat poop insane...

Because they are physco religious basket cases ? Talk about being bat poop insane...
- Deadmau55

I don't know what the reason is, but I know they (frank) like rabbits.

According to what I heard, they're like rabbits.
- laughs2907

I prefer J date.com myself, the best way to meet jewish singles

I prefer J date.com myself, the best way to meet jewish singles
- ruttager17

I prefer J date.com myself, the best way to meet jewish singles
- ruttager17

Good place to find someone with money

Good place to find someone with money
- laughs2907

Good point. But would they ever let ya spend it???

Good point. But would they ever let ya spend it???
- ruttager17

Only if you spend it under their nose.

That didn't quite make sense, but there's a joke in there somewhere.

Only if you spend it under their nose.
- laughs2907

That would be hard, they all have such big noses

I prefer J date.com myself, the best way to meet jewish singles
- ruttager17

Atheists meet dot com

That would be hard, they all have such big noses
- ruttager17

It's nice to see Guy Serota commenting on one of my blogs.

I'm cold.

Funny that after I said the rabbit thing, Thesource disappeared
- laughs2907

shhhhhhhhhhh !!! if we don't talk about it it isn't wrong ! or you can talk about it but only with that newfie talk nobody knows what the hell you are saying anyway not even baby jesus ! besides I blame you laughs2907 you're going down with me, I gave you every opportunity to be a moral compass and you did nothing but point me in the direction my penis was pointing anyway, bad compass !! and man posting about "not getting any" this is the 21st century I have not met, heard of, or randomly found out about any man not sleeping with woman, christian woman or otherwise woman, by date number three or four. They may feel more bad about it than other groups of women possibly, but modern american pop music has said it's ok to sleep around, even better than ok, so that makes it ok. So in summary, thank you brittany spears (never thought this day would come) and damn you laughs.

shhhhhhhhhhh !!! if we don't talk about it it isn't wrong ! or you can talk about it but only with that newfie talk nobody knows what the hell you are saying anyway not even baby jesus ! besides I blame you laughs2907 you're going down with me, I gave you every opportunity to be a moral compass and you did nothing but point me in the direction my penis was pointing anyway, bad compass !! and man posting about "not getting any" this is the 21st century I have not met, heard of, or randomly found out about any man not sleeping with woman, christian woman or otherwise woman, by date number three or four. They may feel more bad about it than other groups of women possibly, but modern american pop music has said it's ok to sleep around, even better than ok, so that makes it ok. So in summary, thank you brittany spears (never thought this day would come) and damn you laughs.
- Thesource

There you go

Anybody watch Criminal Minds? Why are the serial killers all so cool?

It's nice to see Guy Serota commenting on one of my blogs.
- Maxbone

I have never had, nor ever will have a Twitter account. All of my knowledge of the Jewish people comes from Family Guy. TV wouldnt lie to me would it?

Anybody watch Criminal Minds? Why are the serial killers all so cool?
- laughs2907

ok... further evidence you were maybe the wrong guy to ask

no i've never watched it, i've taken my revenge on the NHL too far by basically giving up watching tv altogether... except walking dead, my god that show is good

ok... further evidence you were maybe the wrong guy to ask

no i've never watched it, i've taken my revenge on the NHL too far by basically giving up watching tv altogether... except walking dead, my god that show is good
- Thesource

Yes sir, yes it is. So what are ya gonna do after sunday when they take a 2 month break???

Yes sir, yes it is. So what are ya gonna do after sunday when they take a 2 month break???
- ruttager17

2 month break !!!! this is news to me !!!!

you sir, are an evil evil man, I mean jeez couldn't you have broken this news to me a little easier.... it's all about the "soft landing" these days !! how about 45 minute episodes for a week, then 30 minutes ... then if i'm not happy and my viewership of the show goes down and I stop buying walking dead rick grimes figurines for christmas... you still have to give me full episodes.

I think we can all learn something from this

ok... further evidence you were maybe the wrong guy to ask

no i've never watched it, i've taken my revenge on the NHL too far by basically giving up watching tv altogether... except walking dead, my god that show is good
- Thesource

Definitely is a fantastic show. Judging by my favorite show list, I'm crazy...

The Walking Dead
Dexter
Supernatural
American Horror Story
True Blood (Although it's starting to get sh1tty)
Criminal Minds
Paranormal Witness

Definitely is a fantastic show. Judging by my favorite show list, I'm crazy...

The Walking Dead
Dexter
Supernatural
American Horror Story
True Blood (Although it's starting to get sh1tty)
Criminal Minds
Paranormal Witness
- laughs2907

maybe you should throw Intervention on that list, and do some serious soul searching ....

I kid, I kid. You would probably still be low on the list really for total tv watching, what does the average american watch, I read somewhere sometime like 2.5 hours of tv a day or something ridiculous like that comes to mind (using no referenced source, but going entirely off my own fuzzy memory with random holes in it I call "my fun times").

I once moved to the middle of nowhere, I didn't even own a tv so never watched tv, I remember being very happy, I met my first wife... what a mistake... tv is a good thing.

Very funny blog Richard, keep em coming. I always look forward to your witty blogs and to be honest Meltzer and you are my regular reads. Meltzer keeps me informed on my flyers and you keep me entertained, than you.