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twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 11:17 AM ET
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 11:18 AM ET
guy who asks questions for answers he doesn't wanna hear
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Mar 13 @ 11:23 AM ET
repeater guy got a new bed this weekend. saved 800 dollars by shopping around.

i have heard the story twice already in 2.5 hours.

memory foam top, cooling gel or whatever.

best bed he's ever had.
- kicksave856


I hope he develops scoliosis
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 11:34 AM ET
I hope he develops scoliosis
- PhillySportsGuy

oh man, can you imagine how many times per day he'd tell the story of his diagnosis?
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Mar 13 @ 12:29 PM ET
oh man, can you imagine how many times per day he'd tell the story of his diagnosis?
- kicksave856


At least he'd end up needing surgery and be out of work for a while
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 13 @ 12:36 PM ET
At least he'd end up needing surgery and be out of work for a while
- PhillySportsGuy
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 12:59 PM ET
At least he'd end up needing surgery and be out of work for a while
- PhillySportsGuy

those poor nurses
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 13 @ 2:29 PM ET
repeater guy got a new bed this weekend. saved 800 dollars by shopping around.

i have heard the story twice already in 2.5 hours.

memory foam top, cooling gel or whatever.

best bed he's ever had.
- kicksave856


Does he have a social disorder? There was a guy I used to work with named Maurice. He claimed that he was a personal security guard for Jessica Alba back in the day and watched over her, her little dog and her SUV along with 2 other security guys.

He also claimed that females constantly asked him out and gave him their phone numbers. Also told me the same stories over and over, sometimes twice a day. Every conversation ended with "take care of yourself" or "we just all gotta work together".

He was 35, like 5 feet tall, with a missing tooth and most of our female co-workers were afraid of him.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 2:30 PM ET
Does he have a social disorder? There was a guy I used to work with named Maurice. He claimed that he was a personal security guard for Jessica Alba back in the day and watched over her, her little dog and her SUV along with 2 other security guys.

He also claimed that females constantly asked him out and gave him their phone numbers. Also told me the same stories over and over, sometimes twice a day. Every conversation ended with "take care of yourself" or "we just all gotta work together".

He was 35, like 5 feet tall, with a missing tooth and most of our female co-workers were afraid of him.
- Nucker101

"does he have a social disorder?" how cute.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Mar 13 @ 2:43 PM ET
"does he have a social disorder?" how cute.
- kicksave856
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 2:51 PM ET

- Nucker101

last week there was a point where i actually thought about how lucky i was that he can't read minds with all that ninja poop they taught him at karate school.

he was standing in the middle of the warehouse just holding court to an unfortunate audience of one (me). and while he was ranting and raving and complaining about everyone and everything i thought to myself "he'll kill one day. this guy will totally snap and kill before it's all over."
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:08 PM ET
can it be poll time?

inspired by the late danathorn:

who is the best bounty hunter (IRL or in fiction) of all time?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 4:11 PM ET
can it be poll time?

inspired by the late danathorn:

who is the best bounty hunter (IRL or in fiction) of all time?
- twiztedmike

greedo
aightwebang17
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Typical Montreal, PA
Joined: 07.10.2008
Mar 13 @ 4:13 PM ET
can it be poll time?

inspired by the late danathorn:

who is the best bounty hunter (IRL or in fiction) of all time?
- twiztedmike

I only know of Dog
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:14 PM ET
greedo
- kicksave856

he died. in the 1st movie. he only got 30s of screentime. HOW!!!
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:16 PM ET
I only know of Dog
- aightwebang17

there's lots of star wars ones, lots of bounty hunters in western films, also in blade runner, Marvel & DC universe (like Deadshot or Deathstroke) etc.
aightwebang17
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Typical Montreal, PA
Joined: 07.10.2008
Mar 13 @ 4:20 PM ET
there's lots of star wars ones, lots of bounty hunters in western films, also in blade runner, Marvel & DC universe (like Deadshot or Deathstroke) etc.
- twiztedmike

i hate p much everything you listed there so i'll go with Dog
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:25 PM ET
i hate p much everything you listed there so i'll go with Dog
- aightwebang17

great choice
Fountain-San
Boston Bruins
Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:26 PM ET
i hate p much everything you listed there so i'll go with Dog
- aightwebang17
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010
Mar 13 @ 4:42 PM ET
can it be poll time?

inspired by the late danathorn:

who is the best bounty hunter (IRL or in fiction) of all time?
- twiztedmike

terrible poll
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 4:42 PM ET
he died. in the 1st movie. he only got 30s of screentime. HOW!!!
- twiztedmike

okay. okay.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:42 PM ET
terrible poll
- aschuter82

Floor is yours. Make a poll good sir
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 13 @ 4:42 PM ET
boba fett
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:43 PM ET
boba fett
- kicksave856

ty
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 13 @ 4:45 PM ET
can it be poll time?

inspired by the late danathorn:

who is the best bounty hunter (IRL or in fiction) of all time?
- twiztedmike

Dr King Schultz and Django!!
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