Maybe we should offer Shooter a complimentary Laughs and Reveen fleshlight for his van tour.
- Reveen

I don't think he'll be needing that when Oilersforlife gets a hold of him.

I don't think he'll be needing that when Oilersforlife gets a hold of him.
- laughs2907

I just hope it doesn't turn into another Buffalo Bill thing, I mean I was happy that my skin was so soft and all but living in the pit sucked.

I just hope it doesn't turn into another Buffalo Bill thing, I mean I was happy that my skin was so soft and all but living in the pit sucked.
- ShooterMcGavin

I'm sure there will be plenty of cum lotion for you to apply to your skin when you're on the van tour.

Name: Jim

Height: 5'5

Weight: 130lbs

Age: unknown

From: the woods

Background: Born a bastard son to a teenage mother and left in the woods to be raised by animals. Barely knows English. Works as a night janitor at a local elementary school. He needs more money so he signed up for HBWF.

Attire: Janitor uniform, sometimes walks around with a mop and bucket.

Entry Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwPm-BgkvE

Finishers: Hits you with a mop. The flying squirrel, a full spread body slam from the top rope. Bear hug, a german suplex.

Name: Jim

Height: 5'5

Weight: 130lbs

Age: unknown

From: the woods

Background: Born a bastard son to a teenage mother and left in the woods to be raised by animals. Barely knows English. Works as a night janitor at a local elementary school. He needs more money so he signed up for HBWF.

Attire: Janitor uniform, sometimes walks around with a mop and bucket.

Entry Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwPm-BgkvE

Finishers: Hits you with a mop. The flying squirrel, a full spread body slam from the top rope. Bear hug, a german suplex.
- hockeypunk36

Ketchup?

Name: Jim

Height: 5'5

Weight: 130lbs

Age: unknown

From: the woods

Background: Born a bastard son to a teenage mother and left in the woods to be raised by animals. Barely knows English. Works as a night janitor at a local elementary school. He needs more money so he signed up for HBWF.

Attire: Janitor uniform, sometimes walks around with a mop and bucket.

Entry Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwPm-BgkvE

Finishers: Hits you with a mop. The flying squirrel, a full spread body slam from the top rope. Bear hug, a german suplex.
- hockeypunk36

So he's from Red Deer?

So he's from Red Deer?
- laughs2907

So he's GuyLadouche

So he's GuyLadouche
- Reveen

very disappointed you were not involved in the fantasy draft in the awesome wrestlers thread
- Crimsoninja

I was going to but forgot

bump

- BingoLady

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xx

Name - RC Cool
Height - 6'
Weight - 4 bills
Age - 45
From - Boyle, Alberta
Heel
Background - Trained by shirtless indians from Morley, Alberta
Finishing Move - "the double down" Climb to the top rope and launch both ass cheeks down to my opponents chest.
Calling Card - Chugging containers of chicken gravy post match to celebrate victory (think stone cold beer chugging)
Entrance Music - Various indie bands nobody has ever heard of.
Schtick - Smack talking my opponents by being utterly clueless.
- Reveen