Attire: Wears white fedora and fur lined trenchcoat to the ring with bedaz. Boots are also white with caramel drops graphics. White wrestling singlet with the same. One gold tooth.
Entrance Music - Various indie bands nobody has ever heard of.
Finishers: Pale Nail (body slam/back breaker) and "the double down" Climb to the top rope and launch both ass cheeks down to my opponents chest.
Feuds: almost any black wrestler. will enable Mark Henry to resume role as Sexual Chocolate and allow The Godfather to return for an epic pimp-feud.
Verbal Taunts: (1) You better check your assets at the door! (2) I'm going to make an income statement all over your assets!! (3) When I'm finished with you, you'll be a write-off!!! (4) Balance THIS! (5) Oy Vey!
Location: Rooming with Richard in his Mo, AB Joined: 02.19.2007
Sep 10 @ 1:35 PM ET
Name - Uncle Naughty Touch
Height - 5'2"
Weight - 345
Age - 30
From - A Sleepover at your house
Babyface
Background - Trained by Herbert from Family Guy and Gold Dust, in San Fran
Ring Attire - I wear nothing but a sweatband, those old thick see through brown glasses, And a pair of signature baggy pink sweatpants. The sweatpants are assless. No under garments.
Finishing Move - "The BISP (Boner in Sweat Pants)" As soon as another male wrestler touches me, I instantly start sporting an erection that can be seen through my baggy pink sweats. I continue to rub my unit on the opponent until he quits. The more I get beat the bigger my erection gets.
Finishing Move 2 - The Tickle Monster. When my other move appears not to be wearing opponents down, I lube up my fingers with some jergens and proceed to insert my fingers into the rectal area until my opponent taps out.
Illegal Finishing Move - When the ref is knocked out or not paying attention, with my ringboy laughs help I drag my opponent from the ring into my Van take him into the back for about 10 to 15 mins. When we both emerge, my opponent seems to have lost all his will to carry on as well as his self esteem.
Calling Card - I have my "nephew" Laughs dump 4 litre juggs of milk on me while I caress my nipples.
Entrance Music - Ice Cream Truck Theme Music
Entrance - Laughs drives me from backstage to the ring in a rusted out teardrop window cargo van. I also drive this van to the ring to watch upcoming opponet matches for intimidation.
Schtick - Throwing Candy to all the younger gentlemen in the crowd. This wins them over and gains their fandom and their trust.
Rivals - Any priest type wrestler, Chris Hanson, Internet Security Software.
Signature Saying - If you tell anybody about this I'll hurt your family / Friends
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB Joined: 03.07.2011
Sep 10 @ 1:43 PM ET
Name: Jonathan The Jewish Accountant
Height: 5' 6''
Weight: 163 lbs
Manager: His former professor, "Professor Auditstein"
Finishing Moves: The Payroll and The Cash Flow (Payroll is similar to Bret Harts "Small Package" and the Cashflow is pretty much "The Worm")
Unique Characteristics: A never-ending desire to circumcise every intact opponent, and to teach the basic fundamentals of good accounting practices to everyone.
Verbal Taunts: (1) Check your assets at the door! (2) I'm going to make an income statement all over your assets!! (3) When I'm finished with you, you'll be a write-off!!! (4) Balance THIS! (5) And before every finishing move (Cashflow), he shouts, "Oy Vey!"
Location: Rooming with Richard in his Mo, AB Joined: 02.19.2007
Sep 10 @ 2:07 PM ET
Ray Romano on your side, good job. - Lahey
I have a very elite celebrity following. I am currently in talks with a few fans who happen to be directors. We are thinking about making a biogrphical film about UNT. Think The Wrestler meets To Catch a Predator.
Name - Uncle Naughty Touch
Height - 5'2"
Weight - 345
Age - 30
From - A Sleepover at your house
Babyface
Background - Trained by Herbert from Family Guy and Gold Dust, in San Fran
Ring Attire - I wear nothing but a sweatband, those old thick see through brown glasses, And a pair of signature baggy pink sweatpants. The sweatpants are assless. No under garments.
Finishing Move - "The BISP (Boner in Sweat Pants)" As soon as another male wrestler touches me, I instantly start sporting an erection that can be seen through my baggy pink sweats. I continue to rub my unit on the opponent until he quits. The more I get beat the bigger my erection gets.
Finishing Move 2 - The Tickles Monster. When my other move appears not to be wearing opponents down, I lube up my fingers with some jergens and proceed to insert my fingers into the rectal area until my opponent taps out.
Illegal Finishing Move - When the ref is knocked out or not paying attention, with my ringboy laughs help I drag my opponent from the ring into my Van take him into the back for about 10 to 15 mins. When we both emerge, my opponent seems to have lost all his will to carry on as well as his self esteem.
Calling Card - I have my "nephew" Laughs dump 4 litre juggs of milk on me while I caress my nipples.
Entrance Music - Ice Cream Truck Theme Music
Entrance - Laughs drives me from backstage to the ring in a rusted out teardrop window cargo van. I also drive this van to the ring to watch upcoming opponet matches for intimidation.
Schtick - Throwing Candy to all the younger gentlemen in the crowd. This wins them over and gains their fandom and their trust.
Rivals - Any priest type wrestler, Chris Hanson, Internet Security Software.
Signature Saying - If you tell anybody about this I'll hurt your family / Friends - Oilersforlife
I love it, but why are your 3 finishers all rewards?
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC Joined: 05.25.2011
Sep 10 @ 5:33 PM ET
Name - Uncle Naughty Touch
Height - 5'2"
Weight - 345
Age - 30
From - A Sleepover at your house
Babyface
Background - Trained by Herbert from Family Guy and Gold Dust, in San Fran
Ring Attire - I wear nothing but a sweatband, those old thick see through brown glasses, And a pair of signature baggy pink sweatpants. The sweatpants are assless. No under garments.
Finishing Move - "The BISP (Boner in Sweat Pants)" As soon as another male wrestler touches me, I instantly start sporting an erection that can be seen through my baggy pink sweats. I continue to rub my unit on the opponent until he quits. The more I get beat the bigger my erection gets.
Finishing Move 2 - The Tickle Monster. When my other move appears not to be wearing opponents down, I lube up my fingers with some jergens and proceed to insert my fingers into the rectal area until my opponent taps out.
Illegal Finishing Move - When the ref is knocked out or not paying attention, with my ringboy laughs help I drag my opponent from the ring into my Van take him into the back for about 10 to 15 mins. When we both emerge, my opponent seems to have lost all his will to carry on as well as his self esteem.
Calling Card - I have my "nephew" Laughs dump 4 litre juggs of milk on me while I caress my nipples.
Entrance Music - Ice Cream Truck Theme Music
Entrance - Laughs drives me from backstage to the ring in a rusted out teardrop window cargo van. I also drive this van to the ring to watch upcoming opponet matches for intimidation.
Schtick - Throwing Candy to all the younger gentlemen in the crowd. This wins them over and gains their fandom and their trust.
Rivals - Any priest type wrestler, Chris Hanson, Internet Security Software.
Signature Saying - If you tell anybody about this I'll hurt your family / Friends - Oilersforlife
