Location: Compassion is a nice emotion , NY Joined: 11.20.2011
Sep 8 @ 7:05 AM ET
Come on guys, I don't have the connections on this site to recruit anymore. I know you guys sometimes venture out of the misc lounge...get to fukin work.
Come on guys, I don't have the connections on this site to recruit anymore. I know you guys sometimes venture out of the misc lounge...get to fukin work.
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC Joined: 05.25.2011
Sep 9 @ 1:51 AM ET
I should mention that it's best to include as many details about your character such as ethnicity, background, height, weight, heel/face status, age etc in the registration. - Pike_Tyson
Name - RC Cool
Height - 6'
Weight - 4 bills
Age - 45
From - Boyle, Alberta
Heel
Background - Trained by shirtless indians from Morley, Alberta
Finishing Move - "the double down" Climb to the top rope and launch both ass cheeks down to my opponents chest.
Calling Card - Chugging containers of chicken gravy post match to celebrate victory (think stone cold beer chugging)
Entrance Music - Various indie bands nobody has ever heard of.
Schtick - Smack talking my opponents by being utterly clueless.
Name - RC Cool
Height - 6'
Weight - 4 bills
Age - 45
From - Boyle, Alberta
Heel
Background - Trained by shirtless indians from Morley, Alberta
Finishing Move - "the double down" Climb to the top rope and launch both ass cheeks down to my opponents chest.
Calling Card - Chugging containers of chicken gravy post match to celebrate victory (think stone cold beer chugging)
Entrance Music - Various indie bands nobody has ever heard of.
Schtick - Smack talking my opponents by being utterly clueless. - Reveen
Name - RC Cool
Height - 6'
Weight - 4 bills
Age - 45
From - Boyle, Alberta
Heel
Background - Trained by shirtless indians from Morley, Alberta
Finishing Move - "the double down" Climb to the top rope and launch both ass cheeks down to my opponents chest.
Calling Card - Chugging containers of chicken gravy post match to celebrate victory (think stone cold beer chugging)
Entrance Music - Various indie bands nobody has ever heard of.
Schtick - Smack talking my opponents by being utterly clueless. - Reveen
Location: Hockeybuzz is against breast e Joined: 04.30.2011
Sep 9 @ 10:20 PM ET
Name: Albert Cools AKA Vanilla Love Sauce
Height: 6'4
Weight: 275 lbs.
Attire: Wears white fedora and fur lined trenchcoat to the ring with bedaz. Boots are also white with caramel drops graphics. White wrestling singlet with the same. One gold tooth.
Entrance music: something sexy
Finisher: Pale Nail (body slam/back breaker)
Signature Move: The Cracker Jacker (baby powdered slap)
Valet: large black woman named Hefertiti, who always carries his baby powder to the ring, for his hands and to be thrown in his opponents face when the ref isn't looking.
Gimmick: White as (frank) guy who literally believes he is a black pimp. Allows for a cornucopia of politically incorrect jokes and vignettes.
Feuds: almost any black wrestler. will enable Mark Henry to resume role as Sexual Chocolate and allow The Godfather to return for an epic pimp-feud.
Manager: The Slickster returns.
Taunts: shoulder dust off, turnbuckle crowd pleasers, money counting strut.
Name: Albert Cools AKA Vanilla Love Sauce
Height: 6'4
Weight: 275 lbs.
Attire: Wears white fedora and fur lined trenchcoat to the ring with bedaz. Boots are also white with caramel drops graphics. White wrestling singlet with the same. One gold tooth.
Entrance music: something sexy
Finisher: Pale Nail (body slam/back breaker)
Signature Move: The Cracker Jacker (baby powdered slap)
Valet: large black woman named Hefertiti, who always carries his baby powder to the ring, for his hands and to be thrown in his opponents face when the ref isn't looking.
Gimmick: White as (frank) guy who literally believes he is a black pimp. Allows for a cornucopia of politically incorrect jokes and vignettes.
Feuds: almost any black wrestler. will enable Mark Henry to resume role as Sexual Chocolate and allow The Godfather to return for an epic pimp-feud.
Manager: The Slickster returns.
Taunts: shoulder dust off, turnbuckle crowd pleasers, money counting strut. - GuyLaDouche
the pale nail is the best name for a finishing move EVAR!!!!!
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
Sep 9 @ 10:30 PM ET
Name - The Baz
Height - 6'1
Weight - 210
Age - 25
From - Parts Unkown
Heel
Background - Long lost descendant of the Green Bastard. Raised by falcons. Had my memory erased when I was shot by a paintball that had been soaked in swish for decades.
Signature Move - The Departure (spinning bulldog followed by a various sexy boy pose)
Finishing Move - The Arrival (corkscrew elbow drop)
Entrance Music - Everytime We Touch - Cascada
Schtick - A guido redneck
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB Joined: 03.07.2011
Sep 10 @ 10:02 AM ET
Name - RC Cool
Height - 6'
Weight - 4 bills
Age - 45
From - Boyle, Alberta
Heel
Background - Trained by shirtless indians from Morley, Alberta
Finishing Move - "the double down" Climb to the top rope and launch both ass cheeks down to my opponents chest.
Calling Card - Chugging containers of chicken gravy post match to celebrate victory (think stone cold beer chugging)
Entrance Music - Various indie bands nobody has ever heard of.
Schtick - Smack talking my opponents by being utterly clueless. - Reveen
Manager: His former professor, "Professor Auditstein"
Finishing Moves: The Payroll and The Cash Flow (Payroll is similar to Bret Harts "Small Package" and the Cashflow is pretty much "The Worm")
Unique Characteristics: A never-ending desire to circumcise every intact opponent, and to teach the basic fundamentals of good accounting practices to everyone.
Verbal Taunts: (1) Check your assets at the door! (2) I'm going to make an income statement all over your assets!! (3) When I'm finished with you, you'll be a write-off!!! (4) Balance THIS! (5) And before every finishing move (Cashflow), he shouts, "Oy Vey!"
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC Joined: 05.25.2011
Sep 10 @ 1:23 PM ET
Name: Jonathan The Jewish Accountant
Height: 5' 6''
Weight: 163 lbs
Manager: His former professor, "Professor Auditstein"
Finishing Moves: The Payroll and The Cash Flow (Payroll is similar to Bret Harts "Small Package" and the Cashflow is pretty much "The Worm")
Unique Characteristics: A never-ending desire to circumcise every intact opponent, and to teach the basic fundamentals of good accounting practices to everyone.
Verbal Taunts: (1) Check your assets at the door! (2) I'm going to make an income statement all over your assets!! (3) When I'm finished with you, you'll be a write-off!!! (4) Balance THIS! (5) And before every finishing move (Cashflow), he shouts, "Oy Vey!"
