So this is a thing that apparently happened.

Welcome to the world, Malkin Crosby Long. We LOVE the name. And Malkin’s future brother? He’ll be Beau Bennett Long. pic.twitter.com/S4mEusOyMF

— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) February 24, 2015

And here are some reactions:

If the parents that named their kid Malkin Crosby are true Penguins fans they won’t give the kid any good toys to play with.

— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) February 24, 2015

if Dan Bylsma has another child, he’s gonna name it Craig Adams Joe Vitale Tanner Glass Bylsma.

— Mike Darnay (@MikeDarnay) February 24, 2015

The kid actually dodged a bullet. If he was born in December, he’d have been Goc Klinkhammer.

— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) February 24, 2015

Sid probably hates those parents for not naming the kid Kunitz Crosby.

— Meesh (@HockeyMeesh) February 24, 2015

Honestly though, it is a dumb name for an animal let alone a human being. I feel bad for the kid.

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