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‘Twas the night before Red Wings

September 28, 2021, 4:56 PM ET [7 Comments]
Jeremy Laura
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Hey all, just having a little fun while I gear up for the show. If you haven’t done it yet, each team’s website is doing preseason streams for free (i.e. redwings.com).

Since tomorrow’s game is in Chi-town, you’ll have to go to the Blackhawk’s page. Here, for no one’s enjoyment, is my awful take on “the night before Christmas”. It includes jabs at Chicago’s goal song and Buffalo’s rebuild. Not meant to hurt, just an exercise in fun.



On a September Tuesday, everything felt the same
I’m awaiting the very first preseason game
The summer was long,
There was no vacation
Just blog after blog,
Endless speculation.

But the Wings hit the ice
Tomorrow in Chi-town
And jobs to be taken
With rookies around

We’ll all watch intently
And hope for the best
As the invites and draftees
Try to impress

The night could be brutal,
The game could go long
With play after play of
The world’s worst goal song

But, hey, it’s still hockey
And fans will still show.
Thursday will be better,
Because we play Buffalo.

So don’t get too low
If Hawks drive the score higher.
Hey, this is a rebuild,
not a huge dumpster fire.

No, Stevie’s the best
And his hand is well played
He cleared out the roster
No bad contracts stayed.

With no lotto luck,
No worries or fears.
Detroit won’t be back to square one
In six years.

So, better a 4th and
A couple of 6ths
Than some twos and some ones
That you can’t get to stick.

So heat up the oven
And pour ginger ale
Hockey is back,
And that never gets stale.

On Raymond, Zadina,
Veleno and Bert.
Let’s fill nets with pucks,
Pray no one gets hurt.

So I say in departing
As my readership falls
Merry preseason guys!
And hockey for all!



Check out my Previous Blogs:

Red and White game

Training Camp Day 3

Interviews from Seider, Nedeljkovic and Erne

Training Camp day 2

Edvinsson gets assist in Frolunda loss

Day 1 of training camp

Vrana should switch to Discover

Yzerman did a pre camp presser

Training Camp Preview

Bobby Ryan has signed a PTO Bobby Ryan has signed a PTO

My final thoughts on the Prospects Tournament

Another injury riddle tournament

St Louis had their way with Detroit

Pregame Detroit vs St Louis

Soderblom and Edvinsson combine for GWG

Detroit is looking for a 2nd straight win,

Detroit won its first game of the prospects tournament

Frolunda won 2-0

Detroit is streaming the prospects tournament

Word on Woodward talks prospect tournament

Givani Smith signs 2 yr 1 way deal at 750k

Up Close with Jared McIsaac

Griffins TV packages are available

Frolunda Drops opener, Oesterle on Wings TV

Word on Woodward with Robby Fabbri

Prospects Camp Roster and Denver Wings

Cholowski signs with Kraken

Simon Edvinsson is picking up points

10 Days Until Prospect Camp

The Atlantic Division is a bit of a gauntlet for a rebuilding team.

Filip Hronek’s 3 year extension

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