Matt Henderson: G31 Oilers vs Blue Jackets: Chasing Down The Pack

first... suck it jero

2nd........suck it Karlsson

Matt Henderson: G31 Oilers vs Blue Jackets: Chasing Down The Pack
- Matt_Henderson

hope that last years goaltending is the norm and not this year showing.

Ugh I hate when they play Columbus

Can't wait for the corsi gods to take the Oilers on a 30 game win streak so the difference between their corsi and reality (also known to many as luck = |corsi-reality|) can regress to the average before the end of the 82 game season (as was written in the first corsi testament).

What's the mystery with Draisatl's black eye?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Oiler fans of all ages... Let's get ready to s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s SUCK IT!!!!

Oilers: Erik Karlsson

Sens: McDavid, Draisaitl, RNH, Lucic, Maroon, Puljujarvi, Lord Larsson, Klefbom, Nurse, Sekera, 2018 1st, 2019 1st, 2020 1st, 2021 1st, and the 2022 1st

What's the mystery with Draisatl's black eye?
- Yeomra

He had a threesome with Klefbom's girlfriend and Nurse's sister. Nurse knocked him the (frank) out.

He had a threesome with Klefbom's girlfriend and Nurse's sister. Nurse knocked him the (frank) out.
- laughs2907

You mean he had a threesome with two other dudes.

You mean he had a threesome with two other dudes.
- Reveen.

Well if Oscar's GF looks like Nurse's sister, I don't think he was lying

I will say this on the mystery black eye. For an event that apparently happened in public I find it quite funny there is no video evidence.

I also find it kind of hackish to use the term mystery black eye, but I guess that's what bloggers due that make them non-media personnel.

Especially considering there was a clear shot of what happened to LD that showed the concussion and black eye as a head shot in a game

I will say this on the mystery black eye. For an event that apparently happened in public I find it quite funny there is no video evidence.

I also find it kind of hackish to use the term mystery black eye, but I guess that's what bloggers due that make them non-media personnel.

Especially considering there was a clear shot of what happened to LD that showed the concussion and black eye as a head shot in a game
- Lahey

I have a feeling the mystery black eye happened during an ill fated trampoline accident. When Hendo found that out this was the case, repressed memories of his own trampoline accident came flooding back causing him to snap and make up this alternate story.

Just wait until he attends Christmas midnight mass and his repressed memories of his childhood catholic priest come flooding back

You mean he had a threesome with two other dudes.
- Reveen.

Well if Oscar's GF looks like Nurse's sister, I don't think he was lying
- Lahey

Darnell's sister looks exactly like him

I will say this on the mystery black eye. For an event that apparently happened in public I find it quite funny there is no video evidence.

I also find it kind of hackish to use the term mystery black eye, but I guess that's what bloggers due that make them non-media personnel.

Especially considering there was a clear shot of what happened to LD that showed the concussion and black eye as a head shot in a game
- Lahey

It's all bullsh1t... He got elbowed around the eye during a game. Anyone who thinks Darnell gave him that black eye is (frank)ing crazy. I'd love to know who makes this stuff up from the very beginning.

It's all bullsh1t... He got elbowed around the eye during a game. Anyone who thinks Darnell gave him that black eye is (frank)ing crazy. I'd love to know who makes this stuff up from the very beginning.
- laughs2907

Honestly even if it did happen I don't think it matters. The two have been seen together quite a bit.

Punching a friend because he nailed your sister is just the way things go. You get over it.

And ya there was a pretty clear video of Trouba I believe laying the hit. The fact that a blogger wants to pretend there is more and that it's hurting the team is why he's just a blogger.

Honestly even if it did happen I don't think it matters. The two have been seen together quite a bit.

Punching a friend because he nailed your sister is just the way things go. You get over it.

And ya there was a pretty clear video of Trouba I believe laying the hit. The fact that a blogger wants to pretend there is more and that it's hurting the team is why he's just a blogger.
- Lahey

If I had to punch every guy who did that, it would take me forever.

Darnell's sister looks exactly like him
- laughs2907

Yeah I’d question the Kraut’s sexuality if even remotely true

If I had to punch every guy who did that, it would take me forever.
- laughs2907

I hope Nurse doesn't beat up Dahlin. Thankfully he's not much of a looker.

I am very curious if the Oilers can win another 1st overall this year.

What's the mystery with Draisatl's black eye?
- Yeomra

Reports are that is was Mcdavids D!ck.

Reports are that is was Mcdavids D!ck.
- Squilliam-

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