Matt Henderson: Report: Oilers Close To Signing Versteeg To PTO

Suck it.

Really like the idea of having him. I wonder if he's the kind of guy they might play with McDavid. Would be nice if we could move Ebs to a different line and have teams have to spread out talent.

Suck it HallFan

If/when Yakupov and Ebs are moved, he can fill in and a veteran presence is what they need so a PTO can't hurt. Heh, they need a guy that has to earn his way as opposed to all these guys that are just handed a golden goose.

Really like the idea of having him. I wonder if he's the kind of guy they might play with McDavid. Would be nice if we could move Ebs to a different line and have teams have to spread out talent.
- freelancer

McDavid-Versteeg
RNH-Eberle
Drai-Yak
Letestu-Kassian

Puljujarvi starts in the AHL and is called up when injury inevitably strikes

Did he fail a physical or not? I keep hearing all sorts of different stories...

Loved Trouba's game last night. We should be focusing on getting that guy.

Did he fail a physical or not? I keep hearing all sorts of different stories...
- Yobble

Hockeywriters said he failed his physical and thus the released...
http://thehockeywriters.c...physical-with-swiss-club/

Really like the idea of having him. I wonder if he's the kind of guy they might play with McDavid. Would be nice if we could move Ebs to a different line and have teams have to spread out talent.
- freelancer

No, I believe he's heterosexual.

No, I believe he's heterosexual.
- laughs2907

Are you assuming gender?!?!

Are you assuming gender?!?!
- mdw7413

Damn, you're right... Turns out I really am a pos

Damn, you're right... Turns out I really am a pos
- laughs2907

Its ok. I made the same mistake with my dog. I assumed I was getting a dog not a rapist who has now raped the arm rests on my couch and recliner and anything else remotely soft in my house.

Its ok. I made the same mistake with my dog. I assumed I was getting a dog not a rapist who has now raped the arm rests on my couch and recliner and anything else remotely soft in my house.
- mdw7413

What does your dog identify itself as?

What does your dog identify itself as?
- laughs2907

Maybe Jared.

Maybe Jared.
- mdw7413

I think Mike Richards on the fourth line and Versteeg on the third line makes Edmonton better, and both would come cheap.

Maybe Jared.
- mdw7413

is he suing you?

I think Mike Richards on the fourth line and Versteeg on the third line makes Edmonton better, and both would come cheap.
- Slipperypickle

Maybe Jared.
- mdw7413

One of my friends (who is female and identifies herself as a female) had a wiener dog (who was male, but identified as a turtle)... Anyway, this turtle's penis was so long, it would literally drag 2-2.5 feet behind it. I was very interested in this female, but I could never have sex with her, knowing that her turtle had a penis that was 4x longer than mine.

I think Mike Richards on the fourth line and Versteeg on the third line makes Edmonton better, and both would come cheap.
- Slipperypickle

I'd like to get a line full of cocaine users and just call it the line of cocaine.

I'd like to get a line full of cocaine users and just call it the line of cocaine.
- laughs2907

So Stoll as C and Kassian as RW. LW? Kane?

I think Mike Richards on the fourth line and Versteeg on the third line makes Edmonton better, and both would come cheap.
- Slipperypickle

Versteeg arguably yes. Richards no.

McDavid-Versteeg
RNH-Eberle
Drai-Yak
Letestu-Kassian

Puljujarvi starts in the AHL and is called up when injury inevitably strikes
- Matt_Henderson

I do not hate this. Switch Versteeg and Yak around perhaps.

So Stoll as C and Kassian as RW. LW? Kane?
- Wildschwein

Kane would be a little expensive. Any cheaper versions out there?