Mike Augello: Four Reasons Why Marner May Return To OHL In 16-17

If he's ready he's ready. Simple.

Mike Augello: Four Reasons Why Marner May Return To OHL In 16-17
- mikeinbuffalo

I feel you need to be more bold with the title and say reasons he WILL not play for the leafs next year

Dear Dozzer,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 4 days of the ban hammer for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is an Atomic Wedgie...

...and an Aetherial...

...and a Weirdoh...

...an Angee...

...and an Unholy Goalie...

Does that answer your question? 

Sincerely yours, the Hockeybuzz Club.

Dear Dozzer,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 4 days of the ban hammer for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is an Atomic Wedgie...

...and an Aetherial...

...and a Weirdoh...

...an Angee...

...and an Unholy Goalie...

Does that answer your question? 

Sincerely yours, the Hockeybuzz Club.
- Atomic Wedgie

No double spacing either

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, free-loading son of a female dog. Retarded, big mouth, know it all, bumhole, jerk.

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, free-loading son of a female dog. Retarded, big mouth, know it all, bumhole, jerk.
- BetterCallSaul

Mike Milbury?

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, free-loading son of a female dog. Retarded, big mouth, know it all, bumhole, jerk.
- BetterCallSaul

Come on man..Spatso isn't that bad.

Mike Milbury?
- smellmyfinger

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, free-loading son of a female dog. Retarded, big mouth, know it all, bumhole, jerk.
- BetterCallSaul

Are you a Weimareiner lover too ?

Something I have never understood about basketball:

Raptors sink a basket. Heat get the ball behind their own net, call a time out.

They get to inbound the ball about 75% down the court.

WTF?

If the Leafs are pinned in their own end killing a penalty and they call a time out, does the faceoff go into the other team's end?

If the Bills have a 3rd and 20 from their own 10, do they call a time out and get the ball placed in the red zone?

IT MAKES NO FRANKING SENSE!

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
- BetterCallSaul

Shut up, go fix me a turkey pot pie!!!

That was franking embarrassing.

IT MAKES NO FRANKING SENSE!
- Atomic Wedgie

It's to save time it takes to run that 75 feet. Last two minutes of a basketball game takes an hour

Something I have never understood about basketball:

Raptors sink a basket. Heat get the ball behind their own net, call a time out.

They get to inbound the ball about 75% down the court.

WTF?

If the Leafs are pinned in their own end killing a penalty and they call a time out, does the faceoff go into the other team's end?

If the Bills have a 3rd and 20 from their own 10, do they call a time out and get the ball placed in the red zone?
- Atomic Wedgie

It has something to do with the number of super delegates that are pledged to the Miami Heat from my understanding.

It's to save time it takes to run that 75 feet. Last two minutes of a basketball game takes an hour
- Seanook

The whole deliberate foul thing also drives me nutz.

Could you imagine in hockey, you are down by a goal with a minute left, so your cosch tells you to take a tripping penalty?

It has something to do with the number of super delegates that are pledged to the Miami Heat from my understanding.
- smellmyfinger

Nice one, Smellsie.

Nice one.

If Raps pull this out they can thank Jonas.

If Raps pull this out they can thank Jonas.
- orienbrady22

He's a beast and he's under-utilized

The whole deliberate foul thing also drives me nutz.

Could you imagine in hockey, you are down by a goal with a minute left, so your cosch tells you to take a tripping penalty?
- Atomic Wedgie

It's a loophole in the rules that just couldn't be fixed. I'm a basketball fan but I agree... It's ridiculous

He's a beast and he's under-utilized

- Seanook

got to get him more looks the way Lowry and Derozan have been playing.

got to get him more looks the way Lowry and Derozan have been playing.
- orienbrady22

You'd think Casey would've identified that by now

Nice one, Smellsie.

Nice one.
- Atomic Wedgie

He's the best American on this site

It has something to do with the number of super delegates that are pledged to the Miami Heat from my understanding.
- smellmyfinger