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GARTH'S CORNER
Buffalo Sabres
Location: @SabresBuzz
Joined: 09.15.2005

Nov 26 @ 11:08 PM ET
GARTH'S CORNER: Duck Season
TSchiefer
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Batavia, NY
Joined: 01.17.2013

Nov 26 @ 11:19 PM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.
Powerslave
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
Joined: 02.10.2011

Nov 26 @ 11:42 PM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer








Love it.

Sandus
Joined: 12.04.2009

Nov 27 @ 12:18 AM ET
Why are the Canucks on your short list but the Sharks are not?
Blackstrom2
Washington Capitals
Location: richmond, VA
Joined: 10.11.2010

Nov 27 @ 12:20 AM ET
However, the warts on the Ducks' game for the past two weeks have been exposed. They cannot keep the puck out of their own net. Its almost as if the forwards and d don't have faith in their goalies, be it Hiller or Andersen.


HILLER 16 games played 2.69 GAA 9-4-2 record .904 save %.
ANDERSEN 7 games played 1.66 GAA 6-1-0 record 943 save %.
FASTH 5 games played 2.95 GAA 2-2-1 record . 885 save %.



huh?
Phineas
Joined: 06.07.2013

Nov 27 @ 4:42 AM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer


Exactly, lather, rinse, repeat. Oh, and I heard my family my not be able to locate a turkey for Thanksgiving............ ummm, Ryan Miller Garth? Wow, this is easy!
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Nov 27 @ 8:14 AM ET


Ryan Miller ?
mlindsay
Montreal Canadiens
Location: ON
Joined: 06.16.2010

Nov 27 @ 8:37 AM ET

I'm sure the Sabres would kill for a "4-4-2 record of mediocrity" Garf!
Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC
Joined: 02.25.2007

Nov 27 @ 9:39 AM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer



leonwaldo420
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Never In Canada
Joined: 06.30.2008

Nov 27 @ 10:53 AM ET
GARTH'S CORNER: Duck Season
- garth

I get my hair cut with a hatchet.

-Garth
jochfr
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Nashville , TN
Joined: 07.11.2009

Nov 27 @ 10:55 AM ET

I'm sure the Sabres would kill for a "4-4-2 record of mediocrity" Garf!

- mlindsay

No thanks.
exlund
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Manywhere, NJ
Joined: 02.16.2007

Nov 27 @ 11:00 AM ET
huh?
- Blackstrom2


Exactly...Andersen has been lights out for the Ducks when in the crease for them...the author of this blog must have failed to realize this. I knew it in time enough to snipe him off the waiver wire once Fasth went down again in my FHL but this guy, who is presumably paid to write about the NHL, didn't know it?
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Nov 27 @ 11:01 AM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer



I do believe this is the post of the year,,,

very well done...
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Nov 27 @ 11:02 AM ET
I get my hair cut with a hatchet.

-Garth

- leonwaldo420



Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Nov 27 @ 11:10 AM ET
Well done TSchiefer
sliprock65
Joined: 08.20.2010

Nov 27 @ 11:12 AM ET
I do believe this is the post of the year,,,

very well done...

- Fruitcakenipple



I second that

exlund
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Manywhere, NJ
Joined: 02.16.2007

Nov 27 @ 11:12 AM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer


ROFL I didn't even realize this was a parody, I started googling McDonagh to see about the injury...(he's also on my FHT).
mehetmet
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Buffalo, NY
Joined: 03.07.2013

Nov 27 @ 11:15 AM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer


yet you're here reading his blogs, and he's not reading yours...
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 27 @ 11:18 AM ET
yet you're here reading his blogs, and he's not reading yours...
- mehetmet

omg
howie feltersnatch
Location: Why am I here??, NY
Joined: 06.28.2007

Nov 27 @ 11:21 AM ET
yet you're here reading his blogs, and he's not reading yours...
- mehetmet

Awwww....Garth's sister is visting for the Thanksgiving holiday, how cute.
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Nov 27 @ 11:39 AM ET
The Ducks have 2 NHL caliber goalies and Gibson waiting to come up. But yes, their best course of action is to move valuable assets for a 3rd NHL goalie. Brilliant!
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Nov 27 @ 11:54 AM ET
I do believe this is the post of the year,,,

very well done...

- Fruitcakenipple


USDA Choice Teriyaki!


Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Nov 27 @ 11:54 AM ET
yet you're here reading his blogs, and he's not reading yours...
- mehetmet


Whatever you say, Garth.
mlindsay
Montreal Canadiens
Location: ON
Joined: 06.16.2010

Nov 27 @ 12:10 PM ET
No thanks.
- jochfr

The Sabres... not the fans who want the #1 pick.
Players play to win... not for next years draft selection.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Nov 27 @ 12:39 PM ET
Garth's Next Blog -

RANGER'S MCDONAGH INJURED - PRESSURE MOUNTING?

New York Rangers goalie Ryan McDonagh has been injured bloking a shot in
Tuesday's naights game.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

If I were Sather, I'd be in the hunt for a rental goalie that can fill the shoes of back up goaltender Ryan McDonagh.

UPDATE - Ryan McDonagh is a Defenseman.

Sather need look no further than to his upstate peers for the anser: Ryan Miller.
Ryan Miller is a well known goalie. It is also well know n that Ryan Miller is a free agent after this season. Much the same way Angels get their wings every time a bell rings, so too do I post a blong regarding a possible trade incolving Ryan Miller to whatever team has an injury, whether it be a forward, defenseman, goalie...

Hell, should the Tampa Bay Lightning's front office secretary come down with a cold... they better get on the hotline to f*cking Buffalo because Ryan Miller will fill her shoes.

UPDATE - The Tampa Bay Lightning's team secretary is currently in good standing health.

I mean COME ON people! He's right here! USDA Choice Teriyaki! And in return, we ask your first rounder, your top scoring talent, a defenseman, and a goalie. Fair trade.

Here's a fun fact: Ryan Miller played in the olympics and won a silver medal. He was also MVP. He is still the best. Your team needs him. He's here. Ryan Miller. Olympic MVP. Number 30 in the blue and gold.

What's that you say? Ovechkin pulled a hamstring? Ryan Miller.

Sidney Crosby has a concussion? Ryan Miller.

Kyle Okposo tweaked his nkee? Ryan Miller.

Coyote's might relocate? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Kane is from Buffalo? Ryan Miller.

Patrick Roy was a goalie. Ryan Miller.

Wayne Gretzky retired? Ryan Miller.

More to come. But not really. Maybe. Green roller skates.

- TSchiefer




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