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Levine: Team Sweden World Cup
Joined: 02.11.2014

Sep 14 @ 2:32 PM ET
Levine: Team Sweden World Cup: Swedes Face Team Europe in Final Tune Up Game Games that count begin Sunday
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 3:05 PM ET
Levine: Team Sweden World Cup: Swedes Face Team Europe in Final Tune Up Game
Games that count begin Sunday

- levine2316



Jan, do they have pork roll in Sweden?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 3:08 PM ET
Jan, do they have pork roll in Sweden?
- smellmyfinger


You're asking Jan about porkroll????
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 14 @ 3:15 PM ET
Jan, do they have pork roll in Sweden?
- smellmyfinger


No but they have something better!

smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 3:17 PM ET
You're asking Jan about porkroll????
- mdw7413



I didn't ask how it tasted, just whether it existed.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 3:19 PM ET
I didn't ask how it tasted, just whether it existed.
- smellmyfinger

Cloud
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 06.20.2012

Sep 14 @ 3:22 PM ET
As a Swede, I can comfirm that we have Pork Rolls. We eat it every second saturday of august, to celebrate the potato-harvest. Then we curl up into a roll (a pork-roll if you will) and sleep until christmas. We then get drunk for a consecutive week, dance around the christmas tree and wish each other a happy new year.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Sep 14 @ 3:24 PM ET
Levine: Team Sweden World Cup: Swedes Face Team Europe in Final Tune Up Game
Games that count begin Sunday

- levine2316

Swedes going to put on a clinic vs. Europe.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 3:30 PM ET
As a Swede, I can comfirm that we have Pork Rolls. We eat it every second saturday of august, to celebrate the potato-harvest. Then we curl up into a roll (a pork-roll if you will) and sleep until christmas. We then get drunk for a consecutive week, dance around the christmas tree and wish each other a happy new year.
- Cloud



This is fantastic news.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 3:35 PM ET
As a Swede, I can comfirm that we have Pork Rolls. We eat it every second saturday of august, to celebrate the potato-harvest. Then we curl up into a roll (a pork-roll if you will) and sleep until christmas. We then get drunk for a consecutive week, dance around the christmas tree and wish each other a happy new year.
- Cloud


This sounds better than NJ porkroll.
Cloud
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 06.20.2012

Sep 14 @ 3:37 PM ET
This sounds better than NJ porkroll.
- mdw7413


Everything NJ can do, anyone can do better so..

Edit: except trading for Taylor Hall
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 3:41 PM ET
Everything NJ can do, anyone can do better so..

Edit: except trading for Taylor Hall

- Cloud


Pffft, you guys don't do guidos like NJ.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 3:43 PM ET
Pffft, you guys don't do guidos like NJ.
- mdw7413



Truth be told, everyone is behind Staten Island in the guido for stat.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 3:44 PM ET
Truth be told, everyone is behind Staten Island in the guido for stat.
- smellmyfinger


True.

How bout jug handles?
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 3:46 PM ET
True.

How bout jug handles?

- mdw7413



I think we got a healthy lead there.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Sep 14 @ 3:49 PM ET
This sounds better than NJ porkroll.
- mdw7413

Sounds better than a NJ everything ever.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 3:52 PM ET
Sounds better than a NJ everything ever.
- eichiefs9


Hey, nice of you to chime in from the land of the hipsters. You get disqualified just for that and may god have mercy on your soul.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 3:59 PM ET
Sounds better than a NJ everything ever.
- eichiefs9



Direct from the spray tan capital of the world.
Cloud
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 06.20.2012

Sep 14 @ 4:01 PM ET
True.

How bout jug handles?

- mdw7413


With a place like this, they got to be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJJWbvhQwk
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Sep 14 @ 4:06 PM ET
With a place like this, they got to be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJJWbvhQwk

- Cloud



Nothing good happens in Cinnaminson NJ, ever.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Sep 14 @ 4:14 PM ET
Direct from the spray tan capital of the world.
- smellmyfinger

I think we share that distinction.

For real though, this was the greatest thing I've ever seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E (NSFW language as well as gratuitous NJ-shore-dweller footage)

"I have a wicked ex-boyfriend. I dated him for 3 1/2 years and come to find out that he's married to a Mexican"
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 4:24 PM ET
With a place like this, they got to be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJJWbvhQwk

- Cloud



The fact their hamburger has a red cross flag on it made from cheese is probably concerning.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Sep 14 @ 4:25 PM ET
The fact their hamburger has a red cross flag on it made from cheese is probably concerning.
- mdw7413

Their wings look like a plate of loose stool
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Sep 14 @ 4:30 PM ET
I think we share that distinction.

For real though, this was the greatest thing I've ever seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E (NSFW language as well as gratuitous NJ-shore-dweller footage)

"I have a wicked ex-boyfriend. I dated him for 3 1/2 years and come to find out that he's married to a Mexican"

- eichiefs9


All from North Jersey. I wish they would just go over to NY. Its closer.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Sep 14 @ 4:32 PM ET
All from North Jersey. I wish they would just go over to NY. Its closer.
- mdw7413

I seriously love that video. Forgot about it until today. There are so many quotes that are jaw-droppingly stupid.

Did you get laid that trip?

"Did I get laid that trip?? I had two threesomes, in one week"



Right after he busts out with "I blew my knee out, tore my ACL, fractured my thigh"
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