stand in line friend...her undies are already in my mouth
- JIMI-JAMES

Don't hog them. Why not make a nice tea with them so we can all enjoy?

Don't hog them. Why not make a nice tea with them so we can all enjoy?
- weirdoh

I just realized that I can get two DiGiorno pizza's for the same price as one pair of panties...

I just realized that I can get two DiGiorno pizza's for the same price as one pair of panties...
- Flyfreaky

Panties that women sell on the internet? Or from a store and unsoiled?

Panties that women sell on the internet? Or from a store and unsoiled?
- weirdoh

Why would anyone buy unsoiled panties?

Why would anyone buy unsoiled panties?
- Flyfreaky

No idea.

They expire the day Robbie Earl becomes an allstar...so they make great table mints when Toronto plays Boston
- JIMI-JAMES

you just made Gomez cry
- Big_Lightnin

Didnt that symbol guy, formerly known as Prince, formerly a man, have a song about Doves and Gomez and crying?

Didnt that symbol guy, formerly known as Prince, formerly a man, have a song about Doves and Gomez and crying?
- Gunslinger

Hole-in-one...

You moron, JVR is a center now, and they disnt draft aucoin to be a 4th loner
- Feeling Glucky?

Aucoin? I thought his name was Pinecone.

Didnt that symbol guy, formerly known as Prince, formerly a man, have a song about Doves and Gomez and crying?
- Gunslinger

He may be offside, but don't mock his talent....

I know it's coming. I dread it. It'd be awkward. Like the time people told a poster on here that I was a girl. So I played along with it. It got weird.
- weirdoh

Like your grandma's hot balloon accident? Your Xmas and Easter card PMs?

Like your grandma's hot balloon accident? Your Xmas and Easter card PMs?
- shinebox

Well excuse me for trying to spread a little Christmas cheer around this place.

Not going to lie. I havent watched a single LOTR movie.
- jbold

I'd tell you to read the books but.... Oh well, so much for that idea.

Well excuse me for trying to spread a little Christmas cheer around this place.
- weirdoh

That dude with the hard on and the santa hat reminded me of growing up poor and Xmas day Ken. If i didn't wake up with a hard on on Xmas morning Ken, i had nothing to play with.... So thanks for that....

That dude with the hard on and the santa hat reminded me of growing up poor and Xmas day Ken. If i didn't wake up with a hard on on Xmas morning Ken, i had nothing to play with.... So thanks for that....
- shinebox

- weirdoh

Just go ahead and laugh it up. While others were worried about getting coal in their stockings, i was praying for it, as it meant i would be warm for another day, i cant believe you find this funny. I am just devastated.

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- bobbyisno1

Speaking about an old lump of coal.

Why would anyone buy unsoiled panties?
- Flyfreaky

To wear?

Speaking about an old lump of coal.
- shinebox

Mr flip flop groin injury...with a temper...perfect mentor to test Reimers faith and pull him off track...think I'd rather have Thomas....or better yet neither

I'd tell you to read the books but.... Oh well, so much for that idea.
- shinebox

Can you teach me?

To wear?
- shinebox

Around your head?

Can you teach me?
- jbold

This is why you stay in school kids.

Around your head?
- Flyfreaky

Of course, that bread isn't going to bake itself.

Can you teach me?
- jbold