It's gonna be friggin' amazing.
- weirdoh

look out... here comes the pain.

You've never seen him half naked in a tub of peanut butter and jelly with six transexual penguins with a human fetish now have you?


Great Monday morning.
- AdamFrench

Those penguins with their tuxedos, thinking they are so cool, waddling back and forth like they own the place, grrr.

Reimer, Scrivens.....
- OldGuy

I wouldn't put them there just yet. Give them a couple seasons and we'll see. They weren't terrible and at least had an above .900 sv% lol

This last 30 minutes is going to draaaaaaag

look out... here comes the pain.
- robin_steele264

Those penguins with their tuxedos, thinking they are so cool, waddling back and forth like they own the place, grrr.
- LeafMan

Weirdoh has a tuxedo tattoo. Even ASP is jealous.

Weirdoh has a tuxedo tattoo. Even ASP is jealous.
- AdamFrench

I also used to bust out a classic Canadian Tuxedo.

I also used to bust out a classic Canadian Tuxedo.
- weirdoh

Canadian Tuxedo with jorts is the best

Canadian Tuxedo with jorts is the best
- celata29

Why stop there? Go for the denim banana hammock.

go work out with gary roberts for a entire offseason, if you live to tell the tale youd understand

kadri was on pace for 27 points... so for me to say hes gonna get 40ish points isnt a huge reach

the knock on kadri is he needs more bulk among other things, roberts will help you get stronger thats for sure.
- nightmare3020

You have his number? I quit smoking six months ago, and I put on a few lbs.

Canadian Tuxedo with jorts is the best
- celata29

That would be sweet.

look out... here comes the pain.
- robin_steele264

oo come on now, obviously kardi is gonna be twice the size of that guy!

I'm out for the evening. Take it easy guys. Was nice having an ACTUAL hockey conversation today. And not a rehashed one either. We should do that more often.

oo come on now, obviously kardi is gonna be twice the size of that guy!
- nightmare3020

Well, that'll give Glucker an excuse if he sucks.

Last season, Luke Schenn was slow and bad because he trained too much and had to carry too much muscles! According to your resident homer Glucker.

I'm out for the evening. Take it easy guys. Was nice having an ACTUAL hockey conversation today. And not a rehashed one either. We should do that more often.
- Domaju

You're welcome.

Why stop there? Go for the denim banana hammock.
- markmark

interesting...and I have the perfect test subject


FlyFreaky

I'm out for the evening. Take it easy guys. Was nice having an ACTUAL hockey conversation today. And not a rehashed one either. We should do that more often.
- Domaju

I don't know about that, I didn't meet my ban quota, I have to ask Howard to lend me some of his.

oo come on now, obviously kardi is gonna be twice the size of that guy!
- nightmare3020

Getting elbow pads may be a problem.

http://youtu.be/dca_pS9bQE0

Getting elbow pads may be a problem.
- Atomic Wedgie

easy don cherry

oops lol i mean guys

You have his number? I quit smoking six months ago, and I put on a few lbs.
- hscesq

He doesn't train quitters!

I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".


So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.
- weirdoh

This sounds way too close to the LIAR LIAR script.

You have his number? I quit smoking six months ago, and I put on a few lbs.
- hscesq

I didn't want to say anything, but you look terrible.

He doesn't train quitters!
- Cfser