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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:07 PM ET
Yeah, he was the goalie in the early 90's during the Leafs cup runs. I don't even really remember too much, but I remember really liking him as a goalie. Plus he has a cool name and I loved the mask...hence my display pick.
- Domaju

I've probably told you this story 100 times, but I used to play Friday afternoon shinny. One of the regular goalies would break in pads for Potvin.

And after Potvin had worn out his equipment, he would give it back to the guy to wear.

So he looked exactly like Potvin. Which was a lot of fun when you were shooting on him.
robin_steele264
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.15.2009

Jul 16 @ 4:07 PM ET
16 Jul 2012 04:14:35
"Negotiations in progress according to source inside burkes office

Liles+ for Hamonic+

Grabo,MacArthur,+ for Duchene +

Those are the main prices much more to be added before anything is finalized"

man i love these people

- peddy-93



lol

celata29
Boston Bruins
Location: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. D, MA
Joined: 06.14.2012

Jul 16 @ 4:07 PM ET
Roy generally gets the nod for his memorable playoff performances, but Hasek was certainly no slouch in the playoffs, his career playoffs sv% is 0.925... besting Roy and Brodeur still.
- robin_steele264

I will agree to be proven wrong statistically. The cups make it close though...But I'll give it to you
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:07 PM ET
My dads a dead beat (frank)
- The_Vark




I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".


So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:08 PM ET
I've probably told you this story 100 times, but I used to play Friday afternoon shinny. One of the regular goalies would break in pads for Potvin.

And after Potvin had worn out his equipment, he would give it back to the guy to wear.

So he looked exactly like Potvin. Which was a lot of fun when you were shooting on him.

- Atomic Wedgie




More like 201 times.
Leafland
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MATTHEW 20:16 "So the last will be first, and the first will be last.", ON
Joined: 10.25.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:08 PM ET
16 Jul 2012 04:14:35
"Negotiations in progress according to source inside burkes office

Liles+ for Hamonic+

Grabo,MacArthur,+ for Duchene +

Those are the main prices much more to be added before anything is finalized"

man i love these people

- peddy-93


This is the best one. Ever.
Domaju
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Timmins, ON
Joined: 06.26.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:08 PM ET
Lol right on

I grew up with Byron Dafoe

- celata29



I had his little McDonald's hockey mask thing that came in Happy Meals back then. I had no idea who he was.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:08 PM ET
Yeah, he was the goalie in the early 90's during the Leafs cup runs. I don't even really remember too much, but I remember really liking him as a goalie. Plus he has a cool name and I loved the mask...hence my display pick.
- Domaju

Their what? Come on!!
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:09 PM ET
16 Jul 2012 04:14:35
"Negotiations in progress according to source inside burkes office

Liles+ for Hamonic+

Grabo,MacArthur,+ for Duchene +

Those are the main prices much more to be added before anything is finalized"

man i love these people

- peddy-93




If they guy has sources why not? Nice when they at least do.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:09 PM ET
I think Conference Finals is acceptable as a cup run...top 4 teams in the league?
- celata29

BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Jul 16 @ 4:09 PM ET
Their what? Come on!!
- hscesq

hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:09 PM ET
If they guy has sources why not? Nice when they at least do.
- weirdoh

Hello, Ken.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:09 PM ET
I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".


So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.

- weirdoh

Why daddy why?
Domaju
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Timmins, ON
Joined: 06.26.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:10 PM ET
He was the quietest little church mouse.

Which made it all the more fantastic when Hextall skated 190 feet to fight him, and Felix tuned him up like an old piano.

- Atomic Wedgie


Damn straight. That's another reason I loved him, his fight with Hextall. I had heard somewhere back then that he actually was a boxer too, or took boxing lessons or something. Not sure how true it was, but as a kid, I chose to believe it lol
LeafMan
Location: A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Joined: 05.20.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:10 PM ET
I've probably told you this story 100 times, but I used to play Friday afternoon shinny. One of the regular goalies would break in pads for Potvin.

And after Potvin had worn out his equipment, he would give it back to the guy to wear.

So he looked exactly like Potvin. Which was a lot of fun when you were shooting on him.

- Atomic Wedgie

Did you score from the centre red line on him to?
Leafland
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MATTHEW 20:16 "So the last will be first, and the first will be last.", ON
Joined: 10.25.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:10 PM ET
I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".


So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.

- weirdoh

Sounds like the plot of Liar Liar.

My birthday is coming up, i will be wishing that daddy stops lying to me.
The_Vark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.21.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:11 PM ET
I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".












So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.

- weirdoh

peddy-93
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Bernier is better than Reimer, Reimer is better than Bernier - #TOproblems, ON
Joined: 06.08.2012

Jul 16 @ 4:12 PM ET
If they guy has sources why not? Nice when they at least do.
- weirdoh

thing is, its a site where anyone can post any hockey rumours they apparently hear or just wna BS, i can easily type "I have a source close to Burke indicating that Burke has a package for Duchene"
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:12 PM ET
Did you score from the centre red line on him to?
- LeafMan

Get out.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:12 PM ET
Sounds like the plot of Liar Liar.

My birthday is coming up, i will be wishing that daddy stops lying to me.

- Leafland




Is he a dead beat dad?
celata29
Boston Bruins
Location: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. D, MA
Joined: 06.14.2012

Jul 16 @ 4:13 PM ET


I had his little McDonald's hockey mask thing that came in Happy Meals back then. I had no idea who he was.

- Domaju

Andrew Raycroft, Byron Dafoe, Hannu Toivannen, Alex Auld, Manny Fernandez (when he sucked), Thomas played in 06-07 with a 3+ gaa, Felix Potvin on his downfall...must I go on? those were our goalies before Thomas had two good years and we traded for Rask.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:13 PM ET
thing is, its a site where anyone can post any hockey rumours they apparently hear or just wna BS, i can easily type "I have a source close to Burke indicating that Burke has a package for Duchene"
- peddy-93




How (frank)ing dare you accuse that guy of not having a source. People like you make me (frank)ing sick to my stomach.


Is he gonna give up his source? Not likely. Take it for what its worth, which is less than nothing. I'm just saying. Wait and see then maybe next time you might believe me. Or not. No biggie.
- genetic probability theorist with a masters
LeafMan
Location: A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Joined: 05.20.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:14 PM ET
Get out.
- hscesq

troll
robin_steele264
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.15.2009

Jul 16 @ 4:14 PM ET
I will agree to be proven wrong statistically. The cups make it close though...But I'll give it to you
- celata29



And lets not forget this.....








Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:14 PM ET
Lol right on

I grew up with Byron Dafoe

- celata29

There was a Bruins backup goalie - can't remember who, exactly.

Anyhoo, in the 2000-2001 training camp, a bunch of Bruins had a few too many soda pops.

The goalie went out onto the street, and started directing traffic at an intersection. He then touched the side of a car, or got too close, or something. The driver stopped, words were exchanged, and I can't remember if the guy punched the goalie or just shoved him, but the goalie ended up breaking his ankle.

And then the Bruins were threatening not to pay the kid's salary while he was on the IR.

Good times.

Edit: John Grahame.

Officially listed as "breaking an ankle while stepping off a curb."
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