WHAT IF... Hear me out guys....

Every team put two players they DON'T want into a giant bowl. So you'd probably have guys like Komisarek, Gomez, Ballard, Ales Hemsky (SNAP! I keed) all in there, just crying little little girly men...

and THEN.... all 29 GMs have to jump in and wrestle for two that they most want on their team. But inside the bowl is baby oil. And they televise the heck out of that shiz.

BOOM!
- Brian Huddle

Can we do the wrestling in a barn. Then Burke would win!

WHAT IF... Hear me out guys....

Every team put two players they DON'T want into a giant bowl. So you'd probably have guys like Komisarek, Gomez, Ballard, Ales Hemsky (SNAP! I keed) all in there, just crying little little girly men...

and THEN.... all 29 GMs have to jump in and wrestle for two that they most want on their team. But inside the bowl is baby oil. And they televise the heck out of that shiz.

BOOM!
- Brian Huddle

That seems kinda....... you know.... limp wrist.

Cant it just be naked women with each of the players numbers painted on them? And the "GMs" can just wear arm bands.

WHAT IF... Hear me out guys....

Every team put two players they DON'T want into a giant bowl. So you'd probably have guys like Komisarek, Gomez, Ballard, Ales Hemsky (SNAP! I keed) all in there, just crying little little girly men...

and THEN.... all 29 GMs have to jump in and wrestle for two that they most want on their team. But inside the bowl is baby oil. And they televise the heck out of that shiz.

BOOM!
- Brian Huddle

Why not take two from every team and start a new team on Long Island...

Anything you want to tell us, Hudsie?

And keep in mind, we all think that if you can play, you can play.

Nobody will judge you.
- Atomic Wedgie

Why not take two (after the Komi for Tavares trade) from every team and start a new team on Long Island...
- Flyfreaky

Fixed.

That seems kinda....... you know.... limp wrist.

Cant it just be naked women with each of the players numbers painted on them? And the "GMs" can just wear arm bands.
- markmark

Why not take two from every team and start a new team on Long Island...
- Flyfreaky

Ohio could work too?

Fixed.
- Atomic Wedgie

Who would be on his line?

- Brian Huddle

You're my boy, Blue.

I would have gone with a shot from Stripes (even though that was mud wrestling), but what can I say, I'm old school.

As opposed to Old School.

You know what I'm sayin'.

By that logic, Rick Nash isn't getting moved?


It'll get done.

And the Leafs will get Jonathan Bernier (or maybe the Bruins).
- Pecafan Fan

Jacob Markstrom.

Its not his fault! He didn't realize he was on the radio.
- Cfser

Seriously, what an ignorant bigot.

You're my boy, Blue.

I would have gone with a shot from Stripes (even though that was mud wrestling), but what can I say, I'm old school.

As opposed to Old School.

You know what I'm sayin'.
- Atomic Wedgie

But Old School had boobies.

You're my boy, Blue.

I would have gone with a shot from Stripes (even though that was mud wrestling), but what can I say, I'm old school.

As opposed to Old School.

You know what I'm sayin'.
- Atomic Wedgie

Who would be on his line?
- Flyfreaky

Well, first off, we would switch him to centre...

But Old School had boobies.
- Brian Huddle

Pretty sure Stripes has Boobies and more

I got banned once for swearing and calling a Hab fan a name after he made a joke about cancer (Kessel) and heart conditions (the Monster).

I argued my position by explaining their priorities are out of order and used reverse inference to show how absurd the ban was.

Then the mod was offended with my comment. I then responded using more induction where I didn't not receive a response at all.

In sum - what a chicken!
- HipHopisDead

I delete any joke about cancer when I see it, have seen enough of it with my family and have no time for idiots who think it is funny or think they are being funny.

Jacob Markstrom.
- Two_For_Truth

I say that because Bernier said on TV yesterday his agent had discussions with teams that are "close to home"... He's from the Montreal area. So I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

But Old School had boobies.
- Brian Huddle

And a sexy 80 year old man...only thing that would top that is FlyFreaky participating...someone would surely die as well, probably from suffication.

Pretty sure Stripes has Boobies and more
- Cfser

Damn it

But Old School had boobies.
- Brian Huddle

So does Stripes.

Just not when you watch it on Turner Classic Movies.

Oh, Hudsie.

So does Stripes.

Just not when you watch it on Turner Classic Movies.

Oh, Hudsie.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm 22. Sue me for my youth.

I haven't watched that movie since I was like... 14

I delete any joke about cancer when I see it, have seen enough of it with my family and have no time for idiots who think it is funny or think they are being funny.
- LeafMan

Yeah those are pretty sh ityy. Weird how testicular cancer attacks that age group, don't understand that.

WHAT IF... Hear me out guys....

Every team put two players they DON'T want into a giant bowl. So you'd probably have guys like Komisarek, Gomez, Ballard, Ales Hemsky (SNAP! I keed) all in there, just crying little little girly men...

and THEN.... all 29 GMs have to jump in and wrestle for two that they most want on their team. But inside the bowl is baby oil. And they televise the heck out of that shiz.

BOOM!
- Brian Huddle

Erm..... Kinda. I forgot bout Hemsky as well. I know Leafs Fans get a hard time for over valuing their players,but literally every team's fans only ever offer the same three guys or so for trades.

WHAT IF... Hear me out guys....

Every team put two players they DON'T want into a giant bowl. So you'd probably have guys like Komisarek, Gomez, Ballard, Ales Hemsky (SNAP! I keed) all in there, just crying little little girly men...

and THEN.... all 29 GMs have to jump in and wrestle for two that they most want on their team. But inside the bowl is baby oil. And they televise the heck out of that shiz.

BOOM!
- Brian Huddle

This is a great idea.

I would only make two minor changes.

Instead of throwing in GMs, I would throw in lit matches.

Why would I be throwing in lit matches? Because the second change is replacing baby oil with crude oil.

That's just good TV right there.

This is a great idea.

I would only make two minor changes.

Instead of throwing in GMs, I would throw in lit matches.

Why would I be throwing in lit matches? Because the second change is replacing baby oil with crude oil.

That's just good TV right there.
- Two_For_Truth

Harsh. But humorous.

I'll allow it.