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Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:18 PM ET
I found Flyfreakys facebook. Lost some weight? Good for you.


- Leafland

Dude, that's my freaking uncle Hubert...He's still wears diapers...
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:18 PM ET
I'm sayin' it's humid and 40 (frank)in' degrees in Toronto and I bet my junk is stickier than your's!
- As_I_See_It


A couple of Indian and Iraqi friends of mine say this kind of humid southern ontario heat is worse than anything from back home, for real

40 and humid and smoggy is brutal...I had total swamp ass and balls and was in a -22 walk in freezer for a while in shorts, walked out the briefs were frozen like when you leave a wet towel outside. It was awesome.
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Jul 6 @ 7:22 PM ET
A couple of Indian and Iraqi friends of mine say this kind of humid southern ontario heat is worse than anything from back home, for real

40 and humid and smoggy is brutal...I had total swamp ass and balls and was in a -22 walk in freezer for a while in shorts, walked out the briefs were frozen like when you leave a wet towel outside. It was awesome.

- Zezel

I just moved back here from Edmonton after 12 years and, well, yeah, she's a doozy. It only hit 30 out west about once every 3 years.
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:22 PM ET
A couple of Indian and Iraqi friends of mine say this kind of humid southern ontario heat is worse than anything from back home, for real

40 and humid and smoggy is brutal...I had total swamp ass and balls and was in a -22 walk in freezer for a while in shorts, walked out the briefs were frozen like when you leave a wet towel outside. It was awesome.

- Zezel

It must be nice to have nuts the size of peas...
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:23 PM ET
I just moved back here from Edmonton after 12 years and, well, yeah, she's a doozy. It only hit 30 out west about once every 3 years.
- Betelgeuse

I've never been to Edmonton, but the pictures look marvelous...
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jul 6 @ 7:23 PM ET
A couple of Indian and Iraqi friends of mine say this kind of humid southern ontario heat is worse than anything from back home, for real

40 and humid and smoggy is brutal...I had total swamp ass and balls and was in a -22 walk in freezer for a while in shorts, walked out the briefs were frozen like when you leave a wet towel outside. It was awesome.

- Zezel

This girl told me her family members from Africa said they never knew heat till they came to Toronto
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:23 PM ET
It must be nice to have nuts the size of peas...
- Flyfreaky


Mine are of the size more often found rolling behind Indiana Jones
shmenge
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 06.18.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:25 PM ET

- pker2theend

Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:25 PM ET
This girl told me her family members from Africa said they never knew heat till they came to Toronto
- Feeling Glucky?


It's just such a sauna, it's not dry heat like in the desert

if it wasn't for ice cold beer today I would kill myself
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jul 6 @ 7:27 PM ET
It's just such a sauna, it's not dry heat like in the desert

if it wasn't for ice cold beer today I would kill myself

- Zezel

I remember being in death valley, 50 degrees... more pleasant than 30 in TO.

I don't actually mind it anymore, got rid of a lot of the extra insulation I had, so I'm good.
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:28 PM ET
Mine are of the size more often found rolling behind Indiana Jones
- Zezel

As_I_See_It
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:29 PM ET

- pker2theend


You just can't teach moves like this!
Bieksa#3
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 07.21.2009

Jul 6 @ 7:30 PM ET
I think if that was the Canuck's prop osal Burke would look at it and say can I get as good goaltending in the next five or six years elsewhere and keep those guys, and he hates long deals. The Leafs are all set up to have contracts all expiring in the next three years, he's all about cap flexibility long term at this point. I'd be really surprised if they make a deal.
- Zezel

You may be right. I think this is more then fair for both sides. Canucks deal a superstar for a 3rd line center, 6 d and good prospect. The don't get huge return because of a bad contract.
As somebody mentioned on another blog, it probably won't happen for these to teams. There is a good chance one of the 2 teams gets burned in a trade like this. The 2 guys running the respective teams have a large dislike for each other and wouldn't want to be the one too get burned
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Jul 6 @ 7:30 PM ET
Mine are of the size more often found rolling behind Indiana Jones
- Zezel

Did you know the sound effect for said ball was from a Honda Civic rolling down a gravel road?
shmenge
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 06.18.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:31 PM ET
You just can't teach moves like that!
- As_I_See_It

He had to learn it to become the "Bosco Plumbing Spokesperson" he's cleaning the drain
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Jul 6 @ 7:33 PM ET
I remember being in death valley, 50 degrees... more pleasant than 30 in TO.

I don't actually mind it anymore, got rid of a lot of the extra insulation I had, so I'm good.

- Feeling Glucky?

Don't know where you are in TO but it's not so bad by the Lakeshore.
Leafland
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MATTHEW 20:16 "So the last will be first, and the first will be last.", ON
Joined: 10.25.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:33 PM ET
He had to learn it to become the "Bosco Plumbing Spokesperson" he's cleaning the drain
- shmenge

Yeah hes gonna be a plummer when he loses his job in Vancouver.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:34 PM ET

- Flyfreaky



Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:37 PM ET
Did you know the sound effect for said ball was from a Honda Civic rolling down a gravel road?
- Betelgeuse


Really? That's pretty amazing

Or in Lost Ark when the swordsman comes out and does a display, but Indy just shoots him, there was actually supposed to be a fight but Ford had food poisoning and had just shat his pants, so he just improv'd with the gun to end the scene and it was such a classic moment they kept it
Leafsrulesens
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 02.20.2012

Jul 6 @ 7:43 PM ET
Really? That's pretty amazing

Or in Lost Ark when the swordsman comes out and does a display, but Indy just shoots him, there was actually supposed to be a fight but Ford had food poisoning and had just shat his pants, so he just improv'd with the gun to end the scene and it was such a classic moment they kept it

- Zezel


hjahahaha great story
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Jul 6 @ 7:43 PM ET
Really? That's pretty amazing

Or in Lost Ark when the swordsman comes out and does a display, but Indy just shoots him, there was actually supposed to be a fight but Ford had food poisoning and had just shat his pants, so he just improv'd with the gun to end the scene and it was such a classic moment they kept it

- Zezel

Sounds like Lucas all right. Also, Star Wars' blaster noises are from a hammer hitting a guy-wire.
abstrakt
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Canada, ON
Joined: 11.08.2007

Jul 6 @ 7:45 PM ET
I get that 1st+Kulemin+Komi is probably in the ballpark for what Vancouver wants for Luongo, but Leafs can't afford to give up 1sts, and Kulemin just had one bad year. He will turn it around.

There are other, smarter options for the Leafs goaltending situation. Hopefully Florida overpays and this whole Luongo thing can just be done with.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 6 @ 7:47 PM ET

- Flyfreaky



I used to work with this fat piece of trash that had such a bad hernia that it made his balls like that. He was so worried about making money that he refused to take time off to get it fixed. It was disgusting. The guy retired then died within a month. Look what all that money got ya fat ass.
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Jul 6 @ 7:50 PM ET
I used to work with this fat piece of trash that had such a bad hernia that it made his balls like that. He was so worried about making money that he refused to take time off to get it fixed. It was disgusting. The guy retired then died within a month. Look what all that money got ya fat ass.
- weirdoh

You sound bitter today.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 6 @ 7:53 PM ET
Sounds like Lucas all right. Also, Star Wars' blaster noises are from a hammer hitting a guy-wire.
- Betelgeuse


Yeah, it's like throwing a stone at a big water tower, crazy blaster sound

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