this was my favourite post of yesterday. and no one really seemed to think this was outrageous.

i'm not gonna quote the entire post or say who wrote this (don't need to be dragged into a flame war) but this put a smile on my face:

San Jose: Nash, Lombardi
Columbus: SJ 1st rounder, Tor 2nd, Kadri
Toronto: Thorton/Marleau
- RealityChecker

Seems like a reasonable trade

Every so often, I'll post a three or four team deal, where basically two or three superstars from each team move. Toronto ends up with two superstars, but doesn't actually give up a single thing. But I write it just as where the players end up, not from where they came from.

Funny thing is you'll get a few people who will seriously look at the deal and make comments, before they catch on.
- Atomic Wedgie

Hey man, I just got a new ride...

Every so often, I'll post a three or four team deal, where basically two or three superstars from each team move. Toronto ends up with two superstars, but doesn't actually give up a single thing. But I write it just as where the players end up, not from where they came from.

Funny thing is you'll get a few people who will seriously look at the deal and make comments, before they catch on.
- Atomic Wedgie

if you've been here long enough, you know which guys are serious and which guys aren't.

let's just say this guy wasn't you.

Hey man, I just got a new ride...

- Flyfreaky

I thought you'd need a bobcat.

Edit: NVM too small...we must think bigger.

if you've been here long enough, you know which guys are serious and which guys aren't.

let's just say this guy wasn't you.
- RealityChecker

Nail Yakupov for Morgan Reilley and Cody Franson.

if you've been here long enough, you know which guys are serious and which guys aren't.

let's just say this guy wasn't you.
- RealityChecker

He wasn't that bad...I told him that the trade sucked and he saw the light...

- IrishRage

RACIST!

I thought you'd need a bobcat.

Edit: NVM too small...we must think bigger.
- celata29

They were all out of backhoes...

RACIST!
- RealityChecker

Homophobe!

RACIST!
- RealityChecker

you SON OF A ...
haha
Hey Buddy

They were all out of backhoes...
- Flyfreaky

Likmyass got the last one

Nail Yakupov for Morgan Reilley and Cody Franson.
- mykokes

gardiner for yakupov.

it's basically a two for one. if the oilers get gardiner, they'll be able to sign schultz.

Likmyass got the last one
- celata29

gardiner for yakupov.

it's basically a two for one. if the oilers get gardiner, they'll be able to sign schultz.
- RealityChecker

Didn't they already sign Schultz?

you SON OF A ...
haha
Hey Buddy
- IrishRage

long time man.

you seem to be here in the off season and not so much during the season. combine that with your moniker and i'm sensing that if you came here during the season, you'd throw your keyboard against the wall.

Didn't they already sign Schultz?
- celata29

you should have been here the 2 or 3 weeks before the signing.

there were lots of proposals trading "schultz and gardiner" for the number 1 pick.

long time man.

you seem to be here in the off season and not so much during the season. combine that with your moniker and i'm sensing that if you came here during the season, you'd throw your keyboard against the wall.
- RealityChecker

haha not really.
Work usually slows down enough during the off seasons to actually go thru and read and respond. im here all the time though.... stalking you

you should have been here the 2 or 3 weeks before the signing.

there was lots of proposals trading "schultz" for the number 1 pick.
- RealityChecker

Lol wow...yeah just started poking my head around these woods a few weeks ago...joined about a month ago

haha not really.
Work usually slows down enough during the off seasons to actually go thru and read and respond. im here all the time though.... stalking you
- IrishRage

is it stalking if i like to be watched?

you should have been here the 2 or 3 weeks before the signing.

there were lots of proposals trading "schultz and gardiner" for the number 1 pick.
- RealityChecker

Maybe you didn't hear - Schultz is a bust.

Maybe you didn't hear - Schultz is a bust.
- Atomic Wedgie

and he's a cancer in the dressing room to boot!

and he's a cancer in the dressing room to boot!
- RealityChecker

He runs the mean streets of Edmonton without shoes...

is it stalking if i like to be watched?
- RealityChecker

then you sir are a pervert

Insert Immature Semin Joke Here

He runs the mean streets of Edmonton without shoes...
- Flyfreaky

I heard the stat keepers in Wisconsin were giving assists away...I also heard he's really 26