Here's the thing about Cake Boss.

Half the shows are about him surprising some family member with a cake.

Like WTF Dude?

Can you imagine EVERY family event someone is going "Gee Buddy, thanks, a cake, WOW! What a great surprise. I never would have guessed".

Also...

Who the hell makes a cake of their wife. My wife would cut me off for a year if I tried to bake a cake that looked like her.
- GoneFullRetard

Ever watch "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives"?

Who the hell makes a cake of their wife. My wife would cut me off for a year if I tried to bake a cake that looked like her.
- GoneFullRetard

Man, I'd be all over that...

Who the hell makes a cake of their wife. My wife would cut me off for a year if I tried to bake a cake that looked like her.
- GoneFullRetard

......if you did bake a cake that looked like her, I'd eat it.

My wife sends her love.

There will be no investigation next week when you disappear shortly after a silver Rav4 will be near the last place you were seen.

... and the Guelph Canadian Tire is out of Forest Green Tremclad next week.
- GoneFullRetard

1st draft of the eulogy to be read at my wake - let me know what you think:

Atomic Wedgie was a terrific guy in the dressing room. His mere presence had a calming effect on those around him.

Although he was once an all-star in his house league, he never let that go to his head.

And more importantly, he always went out of his way to help others reach the bar bill minimum.

Thoughts?

Great rooftop patio as well. Also, best gelato in the city (IMO) right next door. Dolce Gelato.
- markmark

Very nice i (frank)ing love Gelato. Cant usually get any real stuff, this shall indeed be excellent.

Ever watch "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives"?
- Brian Huddle

Only when Im hungry. Which is always

Only when Im hungry. Which is always
- jbold

It's the worst show, but the greatest. I can watch an episode and then I'm like "What kind of cool poop can I cook?"

Ever watch "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives"?
- Brian Huddle

Love that show, now there is a dude who can appreciate good old down home cooking, he (frank)ing rocks.

It's the worst show, but the greatest. I can watch an episode and then I'm like "What kind of cool poop can I cook?"
- Brian Huddle

Same with Man V Food.

Ever notice that he ALWAYS wears a jacket when he does a challenge?

Edit: correction

watch good fellas lately?
- Sammich

I own it. Nice catch.

Ever watch "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives"?
- Brian Huddle

All I can think of when I watch that show is how the F can these people fit through the door. If I ate some of that sh1t, I would instantly have a coronary event.

... but man some of that poop looks good.

On the other hand my wife and I are always laughing at these cooking shows because it is pretty fcuking easy to cook when you are allowed to use a pound of bacon, some lardo, heavy cream, butter... etc. Of course the sh1t tastes good! You can't possibly fcuk that up.

......if you did bake a cake that looked like her, I'd eat it.
- jbold

I KNEW you been mowing my lawn damnit.

Love that show, now there is a dude who can appreciate good old down home cooking, he (frank)ing rocks.
- eihcnerf

Apparently there's a Canadian version of it called "You Gotta Eat Here" or something.

I got asked by a bunch of people if I was on it, because apparently there was some dude eating a burger in London that looked like a bigger me.

Seriously got about 50 texts asking if that was me.

All I can think of when I watch that show is how the F can these people fit through the door. If I ate some of that sh1t, I would instantly have a coronary event.

... but man some of that poop looks good.

On the other hand my wife and I are always laughing at these cooking shows because it is pretty fcuking easy to cook when you are allowed to use a pound of bacon, some lardo, heavy cream, butter... etc. Of course the sh1t tastes good! You can't possibly fcuk that up.
- GoneFullRetard

Especially when you have all (frank)ing day to make it and someone else does the prep.

Apparently there's a Canadian version of it called "You Gotta Eat Here" or something.

I got asked by a bunch of people if I was on it, because apparently there was some dude eating a burger in London that looked like a bigger me.

Seriously got about 50 texts asking if that was me.
- Brian Huddle

Tell the truth man, it was you.

1st draft of the eulogy to be read at my wake - let me know what you think:

Atomic Wedgie was a terrific guy in the dressing room. His mere presence had a calming effect on those around him.

Although he was once an all-star in his house league, he never let that go to his head.

And more importantly, he always went out of his way to help others reach the bar bill minimum.

Thoughts?
- Atomic Wedgie

It is perfect, succinct and eloquent; almost brought a tear to my eye.

I would only add that he was always willing to exercise restraint and reservation when the bill arrived

Did you ever see the show The Restaurant, with Rocco DiSpirito? Basically the exact same idea.

Too bad the actual restaurant food was horrifically bad, and of course viciously over-priced, since they knew that idiot tourists from middle America would flock to it.
- Atomic Wedgie

Never seen it, don't know the guy..

If you get served a pasta priced over 30$, you better be sure to be in a Michelin though, or you're being ripped off..

Apparently there's a Canadian version of it called "You Gotta Eat Here" or something.

I got asked by a bunch of people if I was on it, because apparently there was some dude eating a burger in London that looked like a bigger me.

Seriously got about 50 texts asking if that was me.
- Brian Huddle

It WAS you!

20 seconds in

Tell the truth man, it was you.
- eihcnerf

It actually looks a hell of a lot like me, hahahaha.

But unfortunately it isn't. I wish I was on tv.



2:50 here.

Here's the thing about Cake Boss.

Half the shows are about him surprising some family member with a cake.

Like WTF Dude?

Can you imagine EVERY family event someone is going "Gee Buddy, thanks, a cake, WOW! What a great surprise. I never would have guessed. I hope my piece doesn't have some random bit of plastic tube in it this time."

Also...

Who the hell makes a cake of their wife. My wife would cut me off for a year if I tried to bake a cake that looked like her.
- GoneFullRetard

everything on tv the last ten years or so has been utter sh*t
reality shows ruined television

Especially when you have all (frank)ing day to make it and someone else does the prep.
- eihcnerf

and a $32000 8' wide smoker in your kitchen and days to wait.

... tonight my dinner will be hamburgers squeezed in between the treadmill and hauling my son off to soccer.

... and they won't be chichi fufu truffle infused burgers. It will be an egg some breadcrumbs and lean ground... then ketchup and a bun, and eaten in the car.

real life.

It actually looks a hell of a lot like me, hahahaha.

But unfortunately it isn't. I wish I was on tv.


2:50 here.
- Brian Huddle

Its your doppleganger. But your gay one. aha

I shall call him Gay Huddle doppelganger.

It WAS you!

20 seconds in


- jbold

Still find it funny they share a name with a Richard piercing.

Also, their poutine is BOMB.

Its your doppleganger. But your gay one. aha

I shall call him Gay Huddle doppelganger.
- jbold

That username is taken on Hockeybuzz.

What if he looks around the locker room first?

....and at the standings?

The good news for BB is that a lot of Cap space is opening up over the next year or two ....the bad news is that those expiring contracts include Lupul and Kessel and that there has to be some concern that they may choose not to stick around.
- The Law

Its the circle of life. If it was easy, a they would call it Tennis..