My first choice was Montreal but they weren't interested...







...in paying me 4.5 million per season
- Pecafan Fan

But their dumb old GM became a consultant in Dallas, and then they became dumb enough to pay me $4.5 Million.

Hate to say it on a public space but...



You should (frank) her good to get things going faster.

Just sayin'
- Pecafan Fan

Every 5 minutes Marty. Even the dog doesn't cock-block as well as a contraction when you're trying to make a move.

But their dumb old GM became a consultant in Dallas, and then they became dumb enough to pay me $4.5 Million.
- hscesq

Exactement.

How about cheering for the Rays?
- Pecafan Fan

The Rays have nothing to do with Montreal or the history of the Montreal Expos franchise.

No, he can't. Only i get the feeling that he may not have the clout to bury him either, aka Molson not wanting to eat 7.3 million in salary. My guess is for better or worse Gomez will play the entirety of that contract with the habs.
- eihcnerf

I know that $7.3 million is a lot of money in real life, but it's peanuts to the cash machine that is the Habs. Especially if they make the playoffs, which is much more easily accomplished with Gomez playing in Hamilton.

So if Gomez changes hisnumber.. I think it will solve all the problems.

They all scare me.
- mcmanmat

I've noticed. Your mom must have been a very strict lady.

Either way, he done well. Try it - why the (frank) not?
- hscesq

Try what?

Every 5 minutes Marty. Even the dog doesn't cock-block as well as a contraction when you're trying to make a move.
- mcmanmat

yeah, like you last longer than 5 minutes anyway.

I CALL BULLpoop!

Probably late, but:
http://www.rds.ca/hockey/chroniques/343278.html

Jagr's 1st choice was Montreal. 15 years late.
- _nay_

I'm sure Dallas is pleased with this.

Everyone loves to be the consolation prize. Like Ottawa with Kovalev.

But their dumb old GM became a consultant in Dallas, and then they became dumb enough to pay me $4.5 Million.
- hscesq

Try what?
- mcmanmat

Some kind of sports bonding thingy.

- oniremosewa

That's the one.

I know that $7.3 million is a lot of money in real life, but it's peanuts to the cash machine that is the Habs. Especially if they make the playoffs, which is much more easily accomplished with Gomez playing in Hamilton.
- oniremosewa

Not sure Molson will buy this theory, but i wish he would.

So if Gomez changes his career.. I think it will solve all the problems.
- WaterBoy

fixed..?

The Rays have nothing to do with Montreal or the history of the Montreal Expos franchise.
- hscesq

Sorry, I meant the Marlins. I get all these teams confused since I don't follow it much.

Not from my viewpoint.
- hscesq

You mean this one?

I've noticed. Your mom must have been a very strict lady.
- eihcnerf

My mom used to break wooden spoons over my ass. There were about 4 in the kitchen with varying lengths of handles. I was 15 before I realized that those wooden baking spoons came in a standard length.

yeah, like you last longer than 5 minutes anyway.

I CALL BULLpoop!
- Pecafan Fan

5 WHOLE MINUTES WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

Some kind of sports bonding thingy.
- hscesq

Tried it. Didn't matter.

Sorry, I meant the Marlins. I get all these teams confused since I don't follow it much.
- Pecafan Fan

My answer is the same. I don't consider Loria and his pipsqueak son in law as anything Expos.

That's the one.
- hscesq

He's pointing to his thinkin' brain.

My answer is the same. I don't consider Loria and his pipsqueak son in law as anything Expos.
- hscesq

All this and more in Howard's forthcoming album, "Ballad Of An Anglo Who Left In The 80s."

My mom used to break wooden spoons over my ass. There were about 4 in the kitchen with varying lengths of handles. I was 15 before I realized that those wooden baking spoons came in a standard length.
- mcmanmat

Pfft, wooden spoons, good thing she didnt bake much, newf boys get introduced to rolling pins instead of wooden spoons, i would have begged for a wooden spoon.

You mean this one?


- oniremosewa