Once again, you didn't read what I wrote.

That's why I find you so amusing.

For the last time, I was talking about other fan bases congratulating your team for signing a guy who hasn't played one NHL game yet. My personal opinion is congratulations should be reserved for signing proven players, not "who knows" players.
Reading comprehension is your problem.
Have a good day.
- StayTunedMTC

You're a funny little guy.

You'd be a fan of another team..no?

And again, no one asked for congratulations. But u did quite the opposite. Thats the issue.

Also, the doans, suters etc probably arent gonna sign here yet. So we'll be happy with this for now.

U speak of Reading comprehension?? U wanna be the kettle or the pot?

You're a funny little guy.

You'd be a fan of another team..no?

And again, no one asked for congratulations. But u did quite the opposite. Thats the issue.

Also, the doans, suters etc probably arent gonna sign here yet. So we'll be happy with this for now.

U speak of Reading comprehension?? U wanna be the kettle or the pot?
- hugefemale dog77

Im going to see the movie Ted in about 15 minutes so can you guys put this on hold for a couple hours cause its mighty entertaining. I will however congratulate you sir on the signing of shultz, nice to get something the leafs and canucks fans were sure they were getting.

I dig it that the Oilers got some good stuff going on, I have no problem with that. As a Leafs fan they're not a conference rival and they're a Canadian team, what I want to see is all the Canadian teams doing well. It is lame when the Battle of Alberta, and Leafs/Sens/Habs rivalries are defunct, here's hoping that changes all around. I want to see all the Canadian squads in the playoffs, that would be great times for any hockey fan.

amber lancaster is coming the other way or no deal
- Killbot460

Let me look her up real quick....



Damn. You drive a hard bargain.

You can have her and one other female of choice for Elisha Cuthbert and 25% of your maple syrup production. I have a thing for blondes.

So the trade is Richard Simmons, Carrot Top, Vermont, and Amber Lancaster for Shania Twain, Elisha Cuthbert and 25% of your maple syrup.

Deal?

Only if we can somehow throw in that female dog celine dion. And i want Slash coming back in the deal
- ruttager17

Celine Dion is going to cost you big time.

Celine Dion for OJ Simpson and we have a deal.

You're a funny little guy.

You'd be a fan of another team..no?

And again, no one asked for congratulations. But u did quite the opposite. Thats the issue.

Also, the doans, suters etc probably arent gonna sign here yet. So we'll be happy with this for now.

U speak of Reading comprehension?? U wanna be the kettle or the pot?
- hugefemale dog77

Blah blah blah.

somewhere else.

I'll be the pot, sounds more masculine.

Congrats OIL! He should fit in well with the core of your team. I hope expectations arent too high for him. Review Sens fans towards Rundblad in his first season.

Let me look her up real quick....



Damn. You drive a hard bargain.

You can have her and one other female of choice for Elisha Cuthbert and 25% of your maple syrup production. I have a thing for blondes.

So the trade is Richard Simmons, Carrot Top, Vermont, and Amber Lancaster for Shania Twain, Elisha Cuthbert and 25% of your maple syrup.

Deal?
- StayTunedMTC

I was there for the LAK playoffs, there has to be something comparable to maple syrup you can offer us that is LA unique based.

Celine Dion is going to cost you big time.

Celine Dion for OJ Simpson and we have a deal.
- StayTunedMTC

lol. almost poop myself

I was there for the LAK playoffs, there has to be something comparable to maple syrup you can offer us that is LA unique based.
- deks1

cockroaches. They can survive nuclear bombs. That's kinda cool, right?

If you don't like. I'll throw in one month of 90 degree weather to sweeten the deal.

Celine Dion is going to cost you big time.

Celine Dion for OJ Simpson and we have a deal.
- StayTunedMTC

The Juice? Sweet. Done. We don't have a lot of high profile black celebrities up here so even though he's a murderer we'll take him.
I still want Slash though and one other member of the original GnR. I am willing to give up Bryan Adams.

Hugefemale dog, answer one question for me and I'll drop it.

How is saying "He doesn't deserve a congratulations from fans of other teams because he hasn't proven a thing and congrats should be saved for "real" FA signings from proven players like Parise, Doan, etc. trolling?

I mean... really?

Do you possibly think you may be sitting on a stick?
- StayTunedMTC

You're comparing apples to oranges. Signing Parise or Doan would be a big deal butnitnis no surprise that these players would never play in Edmonton, ever. I live here and can say that with certainty. As for the jealousy comments, at least at your expense, are just to get a rise.. That Buffalo guy is a pylon though.

The Juice? Sweet. Done. We don't have a lot of high profile black celebrities up here so even though he's a murderer we'll take him.
I still want Slash though and one other member of the original GnR. I am willing to give up Bryan Adams.
- ruttager17

Steven Adler. No Slash. He is our token black guy. But its his deal to make.

Still surprised he signed in edm over vancouver.


As an oiler fan, id like some congratulatory posts from the rest of you!!
At least just pm us. We deserve it. Its important to us.

Also, if we sign a ryan suter type, it should be next level. id like handskys all around from the lot of ya.
Cause again, we deserve it

Let me look her up real quick....



Damn. You drive a hard bargain.

You can have her and one other female of choice for Elisha Cuthbert and 25% of your maple syrup production. I have a thing for blondes.

So the trade is Richard Simmons, Carrot Top, Vermont, and Amber Lancaster for Shania Twain, Elisha Cuthbert and 25% of your maple syrup.

Deal?
- StayTunedMTC

must throw in a conditional pick if we start to run low on syrup

Still surprised he signed in edm over vancouver.


As an oiler fan, id like some congratulatory posts from the rest of you!!
At least just pm us. We deserve it. Its important to us.

Also, if we sign a ryan suter type, it should be next level. id like handskys all around from the lot of ya.
Cause again, we deserve it
- hugefemale dog77

I want handskys from the other guys anyway..

The Juice? Sweet. Done. We don't have a lot of high profile black celebrities up here so even though he's a murderer we'll take him.
I still want Slash though and one other member of the original GnR. I am willing to give up Bryan Adams.
- ruttager17

Lol. You can take GnR. Slash... I'll agree on joint custody of Slash but you have to give us the rights to poutine, Estella Warren, and Steve Nash and you have to personally apologize for burning the White House in the War of 1812.

cockroaches. They can survive nuclear bombs. That's kinda cool, right?

If you don't like. I'll throw in one month of 90 degree weather to sweeten the deal.
- StayTunedMTC

Give me Hermosa Beach, Santa Monica Beach, and Manhattan Beach, you got to leave the babes on the beach though, can't take them off during signing off on the deal.

The Juice? Sweet. Done. We don't have a lot of high profile black celebrities up here so even though he's a murderer we'll take him.
I still want Slash though and one other member of the original GnR. I am willing to give up Bryan Adams.
- ruttager17

OJ could probably crack the Argos lineup too.

must throw in a conditional pick if we start to run low on syrup
- Killbot460

for the other female we select.... Kim Kardass just her ass

must throw in a conditional pick if we start to run low on syrup
- Killbot460

If I had that chick I'd start to run low on syrup real quick

Steven Adler. No Slash. He is our token black guy. But its his deal to make.
- poisondhearts37

I have a hard time giving up Slash.

If we do agree to give him up, you have to take on Paris Hilton and the Kardashians. I think it's only fair.

Lol. You can take GnR. Slash... I'll agree on joint custody of Slash but you have to give us the rights to poutine, Estella Warren, and Steve Nash and you have to personally apologize for burning the White House in the War of 1812.
- StayTunedMTC

Poutine has a NMC brother

Give me Hermosa Beach, Santa Monica Beach, and Manhattan Beach, you got to leave the babes on the beach though, can't take them off during signing off on the deal.
- deks1

Woah woah woah. Now you've gone too far!

If I had that chick I'd start to run low on syrup real quick
- Zezel

lol