He's going to Shock the World(Canadian)and sign with the Rangers.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/g...ilable-in-the-us-that-sho
- ALEDDO

#5 gave me a woody.

#5 gave me a woody.
- laughs2907

I want one of those mega tomagos

I want one of those mega tomagos
- ALEDDO

I'm wondering if I'd take the egg off and eat that separately or not... That's my concern with that one.

I would take both. We need those type of players in the worst way.
- Jack-artist

Winnik or Latendresse. Gaustad is going to be pricey and EDM has Horcoff as 3C. I would like Gaustad over Horcoff though. He will be cheaper than Horcoff.

I'm not from Edmonton... And I agree with him. My sister is a disgusting "human being." She's probably the rudest, most disgusting person I have ever known.
- laughs2907

2 Questions.

Is she overage?

Is she hot?

haha all these Canuck fans talking trash about the Oilers because Gretz and Coffey called Schultz. Sorry you're jealous that we have some of the biggest names in NHL history on our side, and all you would be able to do is....Trevor Linden? Sorry but that isn't very impressive. Just stick to your Trevor Linden night every year and continue to bore the poop out of everything for over an hour.

Didn't Messier talk to Schultz for the Rangers? Oh man, Canucks fans must be jealous of them too. Make fun of Edmonton all you want, but you'll have to complain about something else about New York City, I've heard it's a pretty popular place to go...

2 Questions.

Is she overage?

Is she hot?
- StayTunedMTC

She's of age...

Did you ever see that 1986 horror, "House"??? Anyway, she kinda looks like this...

I don't even know anymore... All I know is...


- laughs2907

its criminal that i never thought of this.

Fast food invents things that are awesome. and they hate us.

Pure brilliance on the part of the oilers brass.Getting someone like Gretzky and Coffey to help with the cause is brilliant whether it works or not. It also shows that once your an oiler your always an oiler.
- oil90

This. It is a special fraternity.

She's of age...

Did you ever see that 1986 horror, "House"??? Anyway, she kinda looks like this...




- laughs2907

I remember this scaring the poop out of me when I was a kid.

As an adult, it didnt scare me until I woke up next to her one Sunday morning.

Bad news laughs, I think I (frank)ed your sister.

its criminal that i never thought of this.

Fast food invents things that are awesome. and they hate us.
- GuyLaDouche

I think that one is only available in the Philippines though

I heard Mike Gillis brought in former Canuck greats like Mark Messier and Mats Sundin.
- TaterNuts

Messier would not incur Gretzky's wrath like that...

I remember this scaring the poop out of me when I was a kid.

As an adult, it didnt scare me until I woke up next to her one Sunday morning.

Bad news laughs, I think I (frank)ed your sister.
- GuyLaDouche

Messier would not incur Gretzky's wrath like that...
- OilHorse

Gretz still walks funny from talking back to Mess.

"Yeah Mess but..."

"Unless you want some more 'alone' time in the shower with me after practice, you'll shut your mouth Wayne. Just go score goals monkey."

Messier would not incur Gretzky's wrath like that...
- OilHorse

and when people think Messier, the last thing they think is Vancouver, except Canucks fans trying to hold onto something.

You say Messier, you think Oilers and definitely Rangers.

Oilhorse
- laughs2907

I smell your jealousy...

Bobby Ryan Bobby Ryan ‏@b_ryan9

What time is "the decision" Justin Schultz edition on tomorrow? Want to make sure I tune in.


56s Tracy Tracy ‏@TreenasOil

Oilers inquire about J Bernier Kings asking for a first round pick

I don't think anyone would argue that, but the kid is probably too young to really remember most of the Oiler greats and their dynasty team in the 80's. Also, I'm sure Gillis is going to ask Linden(who is a hero to all Canuck fans and one of the classiest and nicest players to ever play in the NHL) to call him anyways and the Canucks will definitely not guarantee him a top 4 spot on the team.
- Nucker101

:D hero to all Canucks fans...almost, just short of...coulda shoulda won, but never really got the job done...PERFECT MATCH

Bobby Ryan Bobby Ryan ‏@b_ryan9

What time is "the decision" Justin Schultz edition on tomorrow? Want to make sure I tune in.


56s Tracy Tracy ‏@TreenasOil

Oilers inquire about J Bernier Kings asking for a first round pick
- Oil Tycoon

guess Anaheim players dont think too highly of him. cant say I blame them.

Gretz still walks funny from talking back to Mess.

"Yeah Mess but..."

"Unless you want some more 'alone' time in the shower with me after practice, you'll shut your mouth Wayne. Just go score goals monkey."
- GuyLaDouche

Sorry, Gretz was the Kingpin...he made poop happen, Mess was the meat.

guess Anaheim players dont think too highly of him. cant say I blame them.
- GuyLaDouche

I bet they take extra hard runs at him next season no matter where he is playing. I can see a guy just ragdolling him in the first game.

I bet they take extra hard runs at him next season no matter where he is playing. I can see a guy just ragdolling him in the first game.
- OilHorse

Angry Getzlaf should scare him.

Bobby Ryan Bobby Ryan ‏@b_ryan9

What time is "the decision" Justin Schultz edition on tomorrow? Want to make sure I tune in.


56s Tracy Tracy ‏@TreenasOil

Oilers inquire about J Bernier Kings asking for a first round pick
- Oil Tycoon

Probably not true but yeah, give them our 1st round pick for next year. If we get Schultz and trade for Bernier we could contend for a playoff spot. The pick wouldn't be that high. Also, it sounds like Klefbom is looking pretty legit so far and its only July (almost) which will help on defense.

N. Schultz, Smid, Petry, J. Schultz, Whitney, Klefbom? I don't mind that at all

56s Tracy Tracy ‏@TreenasOil

Oilers inquire about J Bernier Kings asking for a first round pick
- Oil Tycoon

Dun. Have him and Dubey split the load and just sit Khabby out for the season. Carry 3 goalies so they can have the Russian influence around for Yak to integrate.