listen to this zorch at 1:02...
- laughs2907

First product line out in August.





- StayTunedMTC

That is some stellar work

Why are they using Taylor Hall for the meeting? Do they expect Schultz to be impressed by a kid who's played all of 2 seasons in the NHL and is actually a year younger than him. Weird tactics like this are just going to end up creeping him out. I wonder if they sent Hall with the infamous "Edmonton DVD".
- Jeffmt

Rumor is Shultz doesn't believe Hall can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence, so Hall will be at the meeting to settle a bet.

Yah, Shultz made it very clear that it was his dream to play for the team he grew up watching. Looks like the Nucks are far and away the favorites to land his talents.
- TheCouv

Looks like this guy is about to become one of the biggest douchebags in the league.

That is some stellar work
- saskoil21

Thank you kind sir.

Rumor is Shultz doesn't believe Hall can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence, so Hall will be at the meeting to settle a bet.
- StayTunedMTC

hahaha

Haha some of those are really good, i like spearing double minor for drawing blood the best i think
- ALEDDO

The penalty was taken midway through the period, I was laughing when I typed it, then I thought about for about 5 minutes and was pretty disgusted.

Looks like this guy is about to become one of the biggest douchebags in the league.
- Jeffmt

So, Vancouver is the perfect fit?

E5: Im going for a hat trick tonight

So, Vancouver is the perfect fit?
- NoobasaurusRex

I think it's sort of a chicken and the egg paradox.

I'll take any D on the Kings over Shultz, especially with his documented history of (frank)ing teams over.
- StayTunedMTC

Yeah I get the feeling that he's going to eventually become a pain in the ass for whichever team he graciously decides to lend his talents to

Why are they using Taylor Hall for the meeting? Do they expect Schultz to be impressed by a kid who's played all of 2 seasons in the NHL and is actually a year younger than him. Weird tactics like this are just going to end up creeping him out. I wonder if they sent Hall with the infamous "Edmonton DVD".
- Jeffmt

I doubt Hall will break up Schultz and Gardiner.

We just need to push for a Yandle or green or JBo trade like we should have all along... Thinking some rookie UFA was to be our sole savior was pretty fuct up IMO...

Rumor is Shultz doesn't believe Hall can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence, so Hall will be at the meeting to settle a bet.
- StayTunedMTC

Looks like this guy is about to become one of the biggest douchebags in the league.
- Jeffmt

Yup... He should fit in well with the Canucks.

So, Vancouver is the perfect fit?
- NoobasaurusRex

Beat me to it

I doubt Hall will break up Schultz and Gardiner.
- laughs2907

Probably not. If they were looking for someone to woo him away from Gardiner then Scarface was a poor choice.

First product line out in August.





- StayTunedMTC

Great work. Is there a " Julie loves hockey" line of this product coming?

Yup... He should fit in well with the Canucks.
- laughs2907

Haha I almost hope he does sign with Vancouver, doesnt get the ice time that he wants and ends up with poor point production leading to a smaller contract then he wouldve hoped for when it comes time to resign him

Why are they using Taylor Hall for the meeting? Do they expect Schultz to be impressed by a kid who's played all of 2 seasons in the NHL and is actually a year younger than him. Weird tactics like this are just going to end up creeping him out. I wonder if they sent Hall with the infamous "Edmonton DVD".
- Jeffmt

Don't worry. Canucks are bringing Vigneault, Kessel will make Leafs pitch while Sens will have a combo of Brian Murray with Spezz's laugh track. Hall looking pretty good.

Obviously I want him to sign with the Leafs. But if not, Oilers would be the perfect fit for him. I HOPE HE STAYS AWAY FROM VANCOUVER. That place is for divers and whiners.

Honestly, how great would it be to see him sign in Van, then have either Hall or Yak just plaster him first time they play. Yak put a guy through the glass in juniors, how sweet would that be?

Obviously I want him to sign with the Leafs. But if not, Oilers would be the perfect fit for him. I HOPE HE STAYS AWAY FROM VANCOUVER. That place is for divers and whiners.
- Allstarzz

Thats right, as much as Leafs and Oilers fans fight, can't we unite in our hated of the Canucks ESPECIALLY if Schultz signs there

Honestly, how great would it be to see him sign in Van, then have either Hall or Yak just plaster him first time they play. Yak put a guy through the glass in juniors, how sweet would that be?
- BarDownBobo

Can the Oilers fans tell him to take out Burrows, Kesler and Lapierre? Thanks, hate those guys.

Obviously I want him to sign with the Leafs. But if not, Oilers would be the perfect fit for him. I HOPE HE STAYS AWAY FROM VANCOUVER. That place is for divers and whiners.
- Allstarzz

I'm not even sure that I want him on the Leafs anymore, he's starting to seem like a total dink. Is he really that good anyway? I mean, was anyone talking about the kid before be decided not to sign in Anaheim? I can see someone giving him a max contract and being very disappointed.