Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed week. We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!
- Mapleleafs_91

Dude, your next post that is even remotely close to what 99% of your posts are like will be the last before some time off.

Chill the frank out.

They sure took down my post real quick when I called this guy a 12 year old for telling me to "suk dik"...

Apparently that merits a removal of my post, but it's ok to constantly swear. What a joke
- dallas717

All of them were taken down, you have to backtrack to the original post first.

and someone already got the boot.

It almost was if Ballard hadn't been such a cheap bastard.
- As_I_See_It

"I could have bought Gretzky. They wanted a million bucks. Nobody is worth a million bucks"


Fast forward to 1996.

"I was willing to play for 2 million dollars. I would have even deferred the payments over 20 years. That's how bad I wanted to finish my career in Toronto"


(frank) you Ballard and (frank) you Stavro.

Dude, your next post that is even remotely close to what 99% of your posts are like will be the last before some time off.

Chill the frank out.
- Juice

Never mind...someone already got you.

Remember where you are stormey...

I guess name calling is ok though?
- As_I_See_It

I was kidding.

Dude, your next post that is even remotely close to what 99% of your posts are like will be the last before some time off.

Chill the frank out.
- Juice

I gave him a timeout Juice, couldn't take it anymore.

Cujo is #4 all time in wins.

Are you putting him in the HHOF?
- Atomic Wedgie

I think eventually he will be to be honest with you. It'll be when it's a weaker eligibility class, but it wouldn't surprise me if he's eventually in.

What about losses?
- LeafMan

#1

I was kidding.
- stormey

So am I.

Awards and achievements

Mike Gartner's banner rises to the rafters after his jersey was retired by the Washington Capitals Jersey number #11 retired by Washington Capitals December 28, 2008.

2001 - Inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame

NHL's Player of the Week for the week ending February 22, 1987.

NHL's Player of the Month for February, 1987, becoming first Capital to win the award.

NHL's Player of the Week for the week ending November 26, 1989.

NHL All-Star Game MVP (1993)

NHL's Fastest Skater at All-Star Game Skills Competition in (1991, 1993 and 1996)
Played in the NHL All-Star Game (1981, 1985, 1986, 1988, 1990, 1993, 1996)

One of the three final WHA players still active in professional hockey (Mark Messier and Wayne Gretzky being the last two) at the time of his retirement.

In 1998, he was ranked number 89 on The Hockey News' list of the 100 Greatest Hockey Players.

He scored the last goal ever at Chicago Stadium in the 1994 playoffs.

He was ranked No. 67 on the all-time list of New York Rangers in the book 100 Ranger Greats (John Wiley & Sons, 2009).

Records

NHL record for most consecutive 30-goal seasons - 15 (also tied with Jaromir Jagr)

NHL record for most 30-goal seasons - 17

NHL record for most goals in an All-Star Game (1993) - 4 (shared with Wayne Gretzky, Dany Heatley and others)

NHL record for fastest two goals from the start of an All-Star Game (1993) - in 3:37

NHL Skills Competition record fastest time (1996) - 13.386 seconds[5]

Washington Capitals record for longest point-streak - 17 games (twice)

Washington Capitals record for longest goal-scoring-streak (1986–87) - 9 games (shares record)

Washington Capitals record for most shorthanded goals in a season (1986–87) - 6 (shares record)

Washington Capitals record most points by a right winger in one season (1984–85) - 102

So am I.
- As_I_See_It

Woops...I knew you were kidding. I meant to repond to the guy whining about getting his post removed.

I was kidding.
- stormey

Not what you said in the Engel's thread. In fact you've been banned numerous times after being rude and aggressive with me. I've reported a number of your posts and every time I do a mod agrees and bans you. It's people like you that make this site a living hell for people who come to talk hockey and discuss rumours and trades.

708 goals.
- robin_steele264

Boom!

I gave him a timeout Juice, couldn't take it anymore.
- LeafMan

thank you!

yeeesh!

Awards and achievements

Mike Gartner's banner rises to the rafters after his jersey was retired by the Washington Capitals Jersey number #11 retired by Washington Capitals December 28, 2008.

2001 - Inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame

NHL's Player of the Week for the week ending February 22, 1987.

NHL's Player of the Month for February, 1987, becoming first Capital to win the award.

NHL's Player of the Week for the week ending November 26, 1989.

NHL All-Star Game MVP (1993)

NHL's Fastest Skater at All-Star Game Skills Competition in (1991, 1993 and 1996)
Played in the NHL All-Star Game (1981, 1985, 1986, 1988, 1990, 1993, 1996)

One of the three final WHA players still active in professional hockey (Mark Messier and Wayne Gretzky being the last two) at the time of his retirement.

.....
Washington Capitals record most points by a right winger in one season (1984–85) - 102
- robin_steele264

does this help or hurt his case?

Dude, your next post that is even remotely close to what 99% of your posts are like will be the last before some time off.

Chill the frank out.
- Juice

I'm rather upset that some twit is stealing my shtick.

an elaborate ruse I tells ya

Awards and achievements

Mike Gartner's banner rises to the rafters after his jersey was retired by the Washington Capitals Jersey number #11 retired by Washington Capitals December 28, 2008.

2001 - Inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame

NHL's Player of the Week for the week ending February 22, 1987.

NHL's Player of the Month for February, 1987, becoming first Capital to win the award.

NHL's Player of the Week for the week ending November 26, 1989.

NHL All-Star Game MVP (1993)

NHL's Fastest Skater at All-Star Game Skills Competition in (1991, 1993 and 1996)
Played in the NHL All-Star Game (1981, 1985, 1986, 1988, 1990, 1993, 1996)

One of the three final WHA players still active in professional hockey (Mark Messier and Wayne Gretzky being the last two) at the time of his retirement.

In 1998, he was ranked number 89 on The Hockey News' list of the 100 Greatest Hockey Players.

He scored the last goal ever at Chicago Stadium in the 1994 playoffs.

He was ranked No. 67 on the all-time list of New York Rangers in the book 100 Ranger Greats (John Wiley & Sons, 2009).

Records

NHL record for most consecutive 30-goal seasons - 15 (also tied with Jaromir Jagr)

NHL record for most 30-goal seasons - 17

NHL record for most goals in an All-Star Game (1993) - 4 (shared with Wayne Gretzky, Dany Heatley and others)

NHL record for fastest two goals from the start of an All-Star Game (1993) - in 3:37

NHL Skills Competition record fastest time (1996) - 13.386 seconds
- robin_steele264[5]

Washington Capitals record for longest point-streak - 17 games (twice)

Washington Capitals record for longest goal-scoring-streak (1986–87) - 9 games (shares record)

Washington Capitals record for most shorthanded goals in a season (1986–87) - 6 (shares record)

Washington Capitals record most points by a right winger in one season (1984–85) - 102

Kessel will beat that 15 consecutive 30 goal season record.. but he will never hit 40

I don't know. I wasn't following hockey when he was playing. All I know is if he had the most 30 goal seasons ever, then he likely was a very consistently above average player.
- Domaju

He absolutely was.

In any given season, there are 23 roster spots X 30 teams. So 690 players will play (more if you consider call ups from the minors).

Yet only 4 players a year can go to the Hockey Hall of Fame.

Consistently above average isn't enough.

You have to be in the top 00.5%.

Sorry, but Gartner wasn't ever even close to that.

thank you!

yeeesh!
- noename09

I had some good laughs reading those

"I could have bought Gretzky. They wanted a million bucks. Nobody is worth a million bucks"


Fast forward to 1996.

"I was willing to play for 2 million dollars. I would have even deferred the payments over 20 years. That's how bad I wanted to finish my career in Toronto"


(frank) you Ballard and (frank) you Stavro.
- weirdoh

I know, the fact that Gretzky, who even while his career was nearing the end was still playing at a ppg pace or better, WANTED to play in Toronto for next to nothing and we didn't get him is infuriating.

Not what you said in the Engel's thread. In fact you've been banned numerous times after being rude and aggressive with me. I've reported a number of your posts and every time I do a mod agrees and bans you. It's people like you that make this site a living hell for people who come to talk hockey and discuss rumours and trades.
- weirdoh

is that why you're here

does this help or hurt his case?
- RealityChecker

I dont think it hurts his case as he was inducted to the Hall long ago.

I know, the fact that Gretzky, who even while his career was nearing the end was still playing at a ppg pace or better, WANTED to play in Toronto for next to nothing and we didn't get him is infuriating.
- Domaju

Dont bring that up

I wanted to punch Ballard straight in between the eyes when i heard that

That depends if this is a loaded question considering that he also has the most loses I believe...
- As_I_See_It

That's my point.

The HHOF celebrates guys who play the longest.

In his prime, Lindros was the most exciting player to watch. Nobody before him, and nobody since has had such a total package of skill and brawn and meanness.

Yet he's still out of the Hall, and people wonder if Cujo will get voted in.

Sorry, I don't agree with this.