I've decided not to tell anyone now, sorry.
- pete26

I know the secret

I think I went through a run of about 4 weekends when I was winning $100-$120 per weekend in online tournaments. I have spent probably twice that, however.
- mcmanmat

I started with $50...went up to about $700...cashed out $500...then lost the rest. I honnestly think they have a system in place that if you cash out, you'll never win a single hand ever again...

I've decided not to tell anyone now, sorry.
- pete26

it WAS sleeping with three fat chicks at $162 a pop...wasn't it!

Jealousy will get you nowhere.
- mcmanmat

it WAS sleeping with three fat chicks at $162 a pop...wasn't it!
- number_23

Rick does it for free

I started with $50...went up to about $700...cashed out $500...then lost the rest. I honnestly think they have a system in place that if you cash out, you'll never win a single hand ever again...
- number_23

I started with $50...went up to about $700...cashed out $500...then lost the rest. I honnestly think they have a system in place that if you cash out, you'll never win a single hand ever again...
- number_23

Nah...I made separate cashouts of about $100 each. But where I play, it DOES seem that as soon as you cross the $100 balance threshold, your cards go conspicuously cold and you start losing to bad-beat after bad-beat.

Could just be perception though, so I just cash out $100, leave about $20 and play small buy-ins. When I get it back up again, I cash out some more.

Rick does it for free
- Symba007

- Pecafan Fan

I'm being serious...I must've put $50 back in there on a couple of occasions and I couldn't win anything...

I started with $50...went up to about $700...cashed out $500...then lost the rest. I honnestly think they have a system in place that if you cash out, you'll never win a single hand ever again...
- number_23

There is no one on the planet luckier than my wife on those stupid machines.
We were up at the casino in NB 2 of the last 3 weekends. $746 the 1st time $623 last weekend

I'm being serious...I must've put $50 back in there on a couple of occasions and I couldn't win anything...
- number_23

That's the reality of online poker. You play small stakes, and you end up playing with people who are basically donkeys (tee hee) who play hands they would NEVER play in a live game, and who chase hands that any half-decent player would know are not worth playing for.

There is no one on the planet luckier than my wife on those stupid machines.
We were up at the casino in NB 2 of the last 3 weekends. $746 the 1st time $623 last weekend
- habs12

it's alwasy those who don't need it who win

There is no one on the planet luckier than my wife on those stupid machines.
We were up at the casino in NB 2 of the last 3 weekends. $746 the 1st time $623 last weekend
- habs12

My wife has walked into the slots at the race track a before with $20. Came out 30 minutes later with $600.

That's the reality of online poker. You play small stakes, and you end up playing with people who are basically donkeys (tee hee) who play hands they would NEVER play in a live game, and who chase hands that any half-decent player would know are not worth playing for.
- mcmanmat

This

Nah...I made separate cashouts of about $100 each. But where I play, it DOES seem that as soon as you cross the $100 balance threshold, your cards go conspicuously cold and you start losing to bad-beat after bad-beat.

Could just be perception though, so I just cash out $100, leave about $20 and play small buy-ins. When I get it back up again, I cash out some more.
- mcmanmat

I started out playing tournaments (sit&go) at 10% of my stack...so $5 sit&go...when I got to $100, I played the $10 ones...and so on until I played a few $30 and $40 tournaments...(winning some and losing more...)...I stopped at the $50 tournaments...not sure if I ever won one of those, but I cashed out and tried the process over again...and nothing.

My wife has walked into the slots at the race track a before with $20. Came out 30 minutes later with $600.
- mcmanmat

so that's 12 blowjobs at $50 a pop in 30 minutes?

cool.

EDIT: what did she do with her initial 20? buy chapstick?

it's alwasy those who don't need it who win
- Symba007

I like walking around the slots and checking out all the people with reloadable gambling cards and all the superstitious poop they do before "pulling" the arm on the machine. I've seen gentle love-rubs on the screen; signs-of-the-cross; touching various parts of the machine in a specific order....as if any of that makes a difference.

My wife has walked into the slots at the race track a before with $20. Came out 30 minutes later with $600.
- mcmanmat

It' unreal. Even on the cruise ships she wins all the time.
I throw a 20 in and just keep walking

so that's 12 blowjobs at $50 a pop in 30 minutes?

cool.

EDIT: what did she do with her initial 20? buy chapstick?
- number_23

She's quite efficient.

She's quite efficient.
- mcmanmat

It' unreal. Even on the cruise ships she wins all the time.
I throw a 20 in and just keep walking
- habs12

she wasn't always that lucky....she is stuck with you afterall

It' unreal. Even on the cruise ships she wins all the time.
I throw a 20 in and just keep walking
- habs12

Yeah, I hate that. I win my money on the horses. She wins on the slots.

it WAS sleeping with three fat chicks at $162 a pop...wasn't it!
- number_23

it's alwasy those who don't need it who win
- Symba007

I need her to start buying lottery tickets

she wasn't always that lucky....she is stuck with you afterall
- Symba007

and this coming from a bald guy who's no longer of any use to his own wife...