actually in his defence i believe hes saying theyre creating diversions by saying all those names but the real dominoe is parise... notice how i used the right lingo too
- DarcyTucker16

Burke has cloned himself, he is all over the place at one time. Each clone still looks pissed off.
- Cup 06

His 400 asst. GMs are his clones......little Burke Mini-Me's.

"I have had at least three sources today inform me that Toronto is talking about Nash and Luongo and moving up in the draft, while all along getting closer and closer to obtaining Parise's rights...stay tuned."

Are you seriously trying to suggest that the Leafs are looking at Nash AND Luongo, AND moving up in the draft AND obtaining Parise's rights?

Where, pray tell, are all these assets coming from?

Also, you forgot Bobby Ryan.
- hemlock34

He's going to trade Schenn and Kadri three times each

Both those teams would trade the 6th pick for JVR and the 20th in a heartbeat!!!






Especially since the 6th pick belongs to Anaheim.......
- Phenom

Mother (frank)er!

We can business with Ana.

If Edmonton is going to deal the top pick its going to be to Columbus or Montreal... possibly Islanders if they feel Murray would make it to 4.

Getting a decent prospect plus that pick would probably be the only deal that would make sense... if Edmonton can come out of the draft with 2 top 4 Dman (potential) for the 1st overall.. I think they would be very very happy
- kneughter

Completely agree.

He's going to trade Schenn and Kadri three times each
- Big_Lightnin

And Schultz twice

sooo... Everyone to the Leafs then?

that was easy.
- Big_Lightnin

Isn't that always the case???

Nope sorry that would be Bell/Rogers sorry could not help myself
- acresd

Hes trying to acquire Bell/Rogers too.....

He also wanted to swing a deal for the first overall to get John Tavares. IMO,if he acquires the first overall pick, it's because he overpaid. Plain and simple.
- hemlock34

I like how the 2nd overall costs twice as much as the 1st overall...

Burke has cloned himself, he is all over the place at one time. Each clone still looks pissed off.
- Cup 06

Do each of the clones wear the trademark losened tie?

And Schultz twice
- Canada Cup

no no Schultz and Gardiner are untouchable, they're the new Sedins...

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stay tuned

I like how the 2nd overall costs twice as much as the 1st overall...
- Big_Lightnin

Howson is drunk. He wanted our first and Eberle for the 2nd...

Toronto will be acquiring tomorrow:

Rick Nash, Zach Parise, Nail Yakupov, and Roberto Luongo
- LOLKessel

Fuk me could you imagine. Bye Bye Kessel

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stay tuned
- T_Cane0

Im in katy perry.....

He also wanted to swing a deal for the first overall to get John Tavares. IMO,if he acquires the first overall pick, it's because he overpaid. Plain and simple.
- hemlock34

Well, he may need to overpay, but IF it is the case that EDM likes Colbourne, then this deal makes sense for them too. They still get an excellent D prospect at 5, plus a good C. They are then free to trade Gagner if they want for either another 1st round pick (there are a few big wingers in this draft - ANA has been rumored to be open to trading their pick in such a deal...) or a young winger...

Fuk me could you imagine. Bye Bye Kadri
- Crispo98

^fixed

You get TELEGRAMS?
- edmac812

That one always makes me laugh. Apparently Ek has been getting rumours from various league sources since 1876.

Well, he may need to overpay, but IF it is the case that EDM likes Colbourne, then this deal makes sense for them too. They still get an excellent D prospect at 5, plus a good C. They are then free to trade Gagner if they want for either another 1st round pick (there are a few big wingers in this draft - ANA has been rumored to be open to trading their pick in such a deal...) or a young winger...
- mventres

No we dont want Colbourne.

Rick Nash is a very good player...he's not great. That asking price is ridiculous for a player who has only once topped 70 points.

Whatever team gets him, unless he's got another gear that we haven't seen yet; they will end up over paying for sure.

Even in the Olympics it took him how long till he got his first goal?

Do each of the clones wear the trademark losened tie?
- Hockey_Reverend

Nonis is getting there - he's got the button undone, just hasn't quite taken the plunge yet.

Poulin's got work to do.

Rick Nash is a very good player...he's not great. That asking price is ridiculous for a player who has only once topped 70 points.

Whatever team gets him, unless he's got another gear that we haven't seen yet; they will end up over paying for sure.

Even in the Olympics it took him how long till he got his first goal?
- Juice

But can you even name another columbus forward? I think he will do great somewhere else.

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stay tuned
- T_Cane0

Tim Tebow??? Cool. He can back-up Reimer.

BRING ON THE CRAZY!!!!!